Oh yes.. .. Most Christians probably haven't read it either. The Bible is to Christians as the Terms and Conditions are to everyone. Most people just skip to the end and sa
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User avatar #2 - martycamp (02/12/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Most Christians probably haven't read it either.

The Bible is to Christians as the Terms and Conditions are to everyone. Most people just skip to the end and say, "I accept"
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#14 to #5 - twotwelve (02/13/2014) [-]
"The bible is just a metaphor. Except for the parts I like, such as heaven, and Jesus' resurrection and God's existence. Those are real. Other things like talking snakes are just metaphors, don't worry about those."
"The bible is just a metaphor. Except for the parts I like, such as heaven, and Jesus' resurrection and God's existence. Those are real. Other things like talking snakes are just metaphors, don't worry about those."
#21 - Common Pepe (02/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the euphoria is strong with this one
#37 to #21 - xenoquack (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - chuckbillrow (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I tried to read genesis once i got a bit put off by the fact that it sounded like a 4 year old wrote it "and god thought this was good" is said entirely to many times in entirely to few sentences
User avatar #18 to #10 - hellomynameisbill (02/13/2014) [-]
well, that would sound hella smart when you're in 1st century jerusalem when being literate was a specialty skill
#38 - WolfPrince (02/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I love how peoples "go to insult" for people who bash religion are fedora wearing neck beards.
Not very creative, I thought religious people were good at making stuff up.
Nothing against your beliefs, just the idiots on this website.
#27 - Common Pepe (02/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - rabidaardvark (02/13/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Isnt it hilariously Ironic that more athiests have read the Bible entirely through than christians? You get christians quoting segments that supposedly justify their standpoint without any idea of the context of the quote, while ignoring everything else in it.
User avatar #34 to #20 - dalokan (02/13/2014) [-]
Atheists are equally guilty of cherry picking.
User avatar #52 - rdangerdash (02/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The bible is a pretty good read. My favourite part is the entire chapter about what to do if your ox dies.
User avatar #78 - ohlookathing (02/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I am a Christian. I have absolutely nothing against Atheists unless they try to shove their beliefs in my face. I think the same can be said in reverse (Christians mocking Atheists for not believing in God). I am not offended by those who don't believe, just people who have no respect for the beliefs of others, regardless of what those beliefs may be.
#113 - schneidend (02/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The fedora meme has become so bloated and out of control. It's everybody's go-to insult-argument for everybody that disagrees with them now.
The fedora meme has become so bloated and out of control. It's everybody's go-to insult-argument for everybody that disagrees with them now.
#123 - fyaq (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
FJ reaction to "CHRISTIANS ARE LE ST00PID" "LE BIBLE IS LE ST0OPID"
FJ reaction to "CHRISTIANS ARE LE ST00PID" "LE BIBLE IS LE ST0OPID"

User avatar #45 - oceanfrank ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Yo how do people call the bible boring? Dude like 50 old ***** do crazy **** in the bible and you ****** call it boring? May I remind you the biblical stories and Greco-Roman culture revived peoples interest in other people and not just God thus bringing in more ideas to better humanity and religion and eventually peoples courage to believe otherwise? I'd rather read how a dude headshot a juggernaut with a ******* rock and a sling or a dude parting the red sea entirely to get an entire race through it than some little wizard boy trying to kill a dude with no nose and alienating/hating but ultimately befriending the dude who wanted to be his father.
User avatar #17 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix) related because of religion.
#88 - vikdane (02/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
As a Christian born and raised in a very seculare country (Denmark), having a father, cousin and a very good friend who all studied/studies theology, I can assure all of you who thinks that all Christians for their own emotional benefit enjoys "to take something in the bible literally which sound good, and label the rest for metaphors" is absolutly not true.

You need to learn (if you fully want to understand the texts) ancient hebrew, german, koine greek, latin and sometimes coptic to really get the meanings out of the text. Furthermore, you need to add Jewish and Greek philosophy into it as well and combine it with known history. Slowly, the meaning of the text opens up, and sometimes you "prove" the point made to be litteral, other times you don't.

Nothing is failproof though. I just simply try to tell that to read a complex book is a science, it's not easy. I would also like to add that I believe rationalism today is being worshipped like a god, even if many of the thoughts I encounter in the atheistic communities I sometime roam, already was outdebated in the late 1800 throughout first half of 1900.. Leftovers from the enlightment period. It is just as annoying listening to these chaps as it is listening to "passionate hallelujah, I accept it all without questions" - believers.

Anyway, just my thoughts. Have a great day and God bless.
User avatar #12 - infinitereaper (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I tried reading the bible
I got to tell you
I've had more fun counting to 1000
User avatar #134 - ipartywithpedobear (02/13/2014) [-]
I was very religious until i read the bible.

i'm quite certain people from tumblr wrote it.
User avatar #103 - xxgirlgamerxx (02/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i hate steven fry, he just seems too old to be funny
#109 to #107 - brrigg (02/13/2014) [-]
nobody cares, don't be that guy.
#69 - mondominiman (02/13/2014) [-]
It's not an apple? Then what the **** is the apple of Eden then. Has assassins creed been telling us lies this entire time.
#60 - swedishassassin (02/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Oh look, someone is criticizing religion
#77 to #60 - implication (02/13/2014) [-]
>h-hey stop criticizing my v-views
>b-better imply that they're e-edgy to prove them wrong

lol
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