Oh yeah. . A.. [-] 2343 points LE) hours ago Why did the deer cross the mad? Because humans built a mad through its , damaging its habitat and fuming it 120 go
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Oh yeah

A.. [-] 2343 points LE) hours ago
Why did the deer cross the mad?
Because humans built a mad through its , damaging its habitat and fuming it 120 go through traffic: tto reach
its feeding ICICLE.
...
+498
Views: 24653
Favorited: 15
Submitted: 11/02/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to nooneofinterest E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - trogdorrules (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Deer should have moved the **** away then.
#4 - jabadagriffins (11/03/2013) [+] (18 replies)
****					 the deer, we are the dominant species, if other species suffer because of that maybe they should evolve more.
**** the deer, we are the dominant species, if other species suffer because of that maybe they should evolve more.
User avatar #5 to #4 - infinitereaper (11/03/2013) [-]
And when aliens come to pillage the earth from humans suddenly they're the bad guys.
User avatar #11 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
And then it got hit by a car. The driver was an alcohol.
User avatar #20 - technique (11/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Found the vegan
User avatar #34 to #20 - jukuku (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm not a vegan and I'm very opposed to environmental destruction, it is a matter of having a perspective that takes into account the consequence of our actions. I think it's kind of disgusting that caring for other animals and their pain and distress is something to be laughed at. A deer's physical pain is no different than a human's.
User avatar #14 - makedonski (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why doesn't it just stay at its feeding zone, then? Then it won't leave the feeding zone and in turn it won't cross roads to return to the feeding zone.
#22 to #14 - nuciferatu (11/03/2013) [-]
Because animals need more than just feeding, and they can't find them all in the same place. The water hole can be on a different side than the feeding zone, not to mention feeding zones change with the seasons so it might be on one side during spring and another during autumn.
User avatar #35 - schmuxy (11/03/2013) [-]
Is this anti-joke day or something? 3rd such post I've seen so far...
User avatar #27 - WolfPrince (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not everyone who gives a **** about animals is a Vegan. I've eaten Gator for ***** sake.
Also, on a related topic what's the strangest meat you've eaten?
User avatar #43 to #27 - daentraya (11/03/2013) [-]
Once i ate a mcdonalds cheeseburger, and the meat was quite peculiar. I'm not quite sure what's in it, but it was unlike anything i had ever had the displeasure of putting in my mouth
#54 - specialspike (11/03/2013) [-]
in germany we have this
#47 - lordraine ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did the nerd go to GameStop?

Because the corporations built a new structure in it's territory, damaging the mall layout and forcing it to go through high traffic areas to reach the food court.
#17 - parcedon (11/03/2013) [-]
Well see maybe the deer should have thought of that before deciding to build his flat on the wrong side of the road.
Well see maybe the deer should have thought of that before deciding to build his flat on the wrong side of the road.
User avatar #7 - pawnman (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
but why do they only cross when cars are coming. Why not cross when they aren't coming?
User avatar #15 to #7 - sardinez (11/03/2013) [-]
Limited brain capacity. Or they could be kamikaze bombing our cars as revenge.
#3 - swagloon (11/03/2013) [-]
Then maybe they can learn to cross without standing still on the road, like a rock, so it won't die..
Then maybe they can learn to cross without standing still on the road, like a rock, so it won't die..
User avatar #1 - Xharr (11/02/2013) [-]
found the vegan
 Friends (0)