Oh tumblr. . memo: You' re in a room. We looked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened
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memo:
You' re in a room. We looked. There
is a television on every wall. On
those televisions are videos of
embarrassing things that have
happened to you. The volume of
every television is not on an even
number
calm it satan
...
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Submitted: 03/31/2014
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User avatar #2 - tragicrhapsody (03/31/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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as long as it's something like 5, 15 or 25
#1 - manbearpiglet (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Step 1. Lower head to ramming position   
Step 2. Sprint ahead at full speed   
Step 3. Smash head through a television   
Step 4. Enjoy blissful darkness
Step 1. Lower head to ramming position
Step 2. Sprint ahead at full speed
Step 3. Smash head through a television
Step 4. Enjoy blissful darkness
#6 - emxwercs (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Bonus Torture
There are ******* captions at least 10 seconds behind
#22 - dbBlues (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
mfw volume is not a multiple of 2 or 5
mfw volume is not a multiple of 2 or 5
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Are the numbers at least divisible by 5?
User avatar #20 - BraindeadBuddha (03/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't know why, but I far prefer an uneven number. I always put my speakers at something like 17, or 43 or something.
Am I alone in this?
#29 to #20 - juffjurhaill (03/31/2014) [-]
yes
#43 - dehfurk (03/31/2014) [-]
Don't be afraid of embarrassment   
Own it   
"Steer into the skid."
Don't be afraid of embarrassment
Own it
"Steer into the skid."
#25 - warcraftguy ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
yall are weird. I put the volume at whatever damn number works best, be it 5, 7, 13, 15, etc.
User avatar #93 - landerp (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>a man dies and goes to hell
>satan tells him that they're trying to be more progressive so he gets to choose his own punishment for eternity
>he shows the man all the different rooms that he will have to live in forever
>in the first room everyone is standing on their heads on a concrete floor
>the man says that looks painful so he decides to look at the next room
>in the second room everyone is standing on their heads on a hard wood floor
>the man says that looks better but still painful and wants to look at the next room
>in the third room everyone is standing around knee deep in **** drinking coffee
>the man doesn't like the smell but he likes coffee so he decides to stick with that room
>satan asks him if he's sure that's the room he wants to spend eternity in
>man says he sure and goes inside and grabs a cup of coffee
>satan closes and locks the door
>a voice comes over the intercom
>"coffee brea's over, back on your heads!"
#35 - bulanu (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**bulanu rolled image**
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2014) [-]
In other words: The inside of my head 24/7.
User avatar #60 - newguynick (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, so other people also have that obsession with an even number on the volume?
User avatar #69 to #60 - thatscrewedupkid (03/31/2014) [-]
i do, so damn much
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2014) [-]
1-Turn off TV's
2-Furious wank
#44 - afroadam (03/31/2014) [-]
do you mean every night before i go to bed
do you mean every night before i go to bed
#112 - okamibanshu (04/03/2014) [-]
the real question is, is there popcorn? ***** about to get funny real fast.
User avatar #65 - directasshault (03/31/2014) [-]
it honestly doesn't bug me about the volume being any number, as long as I can hear it.

That being said, I also don't remember the last time I've watched a television
User avatar #63 - pickaxe ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Mind Game (2004) - Meeting God made me think of this
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