Oh tumblr. . memo: You' re in a room. We looked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened
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Oh tumblr

memo:
You' re in a room. We looked. There
is a television on every wall. On
those televisions are videos of
embarrassing things that have
happened to you. The volume of
every television is not on an even
number
calm it satan
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Submitted: 03/31/2014
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User avatar #2 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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as long as it's something like 5, 15 or 25
#1 - manbearpiglet (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Step 1. Lower head to ramming position   
Step 2. Sprint ahead at full speed   
Step 3. Smash head through a television   
Step 4. Enjoy blissful darkness
Step 1. Lower head to ramming position
Step 2. Sprint ahead at full speed
Step 3. Smash head through a television
Step 4. Enjoy blissful darkness
#6 - emxwercs (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Bonus Torture
There are ******* captions at least 10 seconds behind
#22 - dbBlues (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
mfw volume is not a multiple of 2 or 5
mfw volume is not a multiple of 2 or 5
User avatar #7 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Are the numbers at least divisible by 5?
User avatar #20 - BraindeadBuddha (03/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't know why, but I far prefer an uneven number. I always put my speakers at something like 17, or 43 or something.
Am I alone in this?
#29 to #20 - juffjurhaill (03/31/2014) [-]
yes
#43 - dehfurk (03/31/2014) [-]
Don't be afraid of embarrassment   
Own it   
"Steer into the skid."
Don't be afraid of embarrassment
Own it
"Steer into the skid."
#25 - warcraftguy ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
yall are weird. I put the volume at whatever damn number works best, be it 5, 7, 13, 15, etc.
#34 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#86 to #34 - daxeboo ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #93 - landerp (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>a man dies and goes to hell
>satan tells him that they're trying to be more progressive so he gets to choose his own punishment for eternity
>he shows the man all the different rooms that he will have to live in forever
>in the first room everyone is standing on their heads on a concrete floor
>the man says that looks painful so he decides to look at the next room
>in the second room everyone is standing on their heads on a hard wood floor
>the man says that looks better but still painful and wants to look at the next room
>in the third room everyone is standing around knee deep in **** drinking coffee
>the man doesn't like the smell but he likes coffee so he decides to stick with that room
>satan asks him if he's sure that's the room he wants to spend eternity in
>man says he sure and goes inside and grabs a cup of coffee
>satan closes and locks the door
>a voice comes over the intercom
>"coffee brea's over, back on your heads!"
#35 - bulanu ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #60 - newguynick (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, so other people also have that obsession with an even number on the volume?
User avatar #69 to #60 - thatscrewedupkid (03/31/2014) [-]
i do, so damn much
#44 - afroadam (03/31/2014) [-]
do you mean every night before i go to bed
do you mean every night before i go to bed
#102 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Acceptable volume numbers:

20, 22, 25, 28, 30, 32, 35, 38, 40, 42, 45, 48, 50, etc, etc.
User avatar #75 - devilofscience (03/31/2014) [-]
set each TV's volume to an even number and rip them all off the walls, why set them to an even number first? because some asshole made me aware that the volume on all the TVs were not on even numbers so it's bugging me now.
User avatar #72 - Lambda ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
To me It really doesn't matter what number the television volume is at. I've always usually just used a knob for volume anyway, so I guess I never learned to get irked by numerical values.
#36 - Rvalldrgg (03/31/2014) [-]
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I'm fine with multiples of 3. Sometimes 20, but never 19. 			****		 19.
**Rvalldrgg rolled image**
I'm fine with multiples of 3. Sometimes 20, but never 19. **** 19.
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