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User avatar #50 - whydoesthishappen
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here we go with the scandinavian ***** posting that **** image "success breeds jealous" again
**** all of you ******* retards
all of the nordic countries are worse than ******* greece.
#53 to #50 - anon id: d03f327a
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It's true. Norway is a fascist state.
User avatar #183 to #50 - krizz
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trust doctorhorrible

he's a doctor u know
#256 to #50 - skumbaner
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#308 to #50 - Deception
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User avatar #353 to #50 - alekshm
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Never tried ******* Greece before, is it better than ******* a Turkey?
#157 to #50 - awesemo
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There you go, Dane-fag here. have a nice day angry (proably poor man/woman)
#352 to #157 - anon id: 4aad4062
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Finland ain't Scandinavia though
User avatar #200 to #157 - quoterox
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god damn I wish I was from there.

User avatar #179 to #157 - dyalibya
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I like how the guy in the image looks so smug , look at him
User avatar #51 to #50 - doctorhorrible
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>"all of the nordic countries are worse than ******* greece."
>implying Greece has money

By the sounds of things you're just jealous. After all...Success does breed jealousy
User avatar #90 to #51 - vedomajkatrololol
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You... fell for his bait...
User avatar #119 to #90 - pemamaniac
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And somehow everyone seems to agree with him
#30 - trollmobile
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User avatar #190 to #30 - gorgeousleaf
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did you know norway's official name is Kingdom of norway?
#382 to #30 - lolmaister
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Alternative
#159 to #30 - awesemo
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lol, Kalmarunionen, under the Danish throne was far superior.
pic related
User avatar #160 to #159 - trollmobile
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history is history, glorious present monarchistic empire of norvegia is present.
#162 to #160 - awesemo
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not sure what's glorious about it ? explain
User avatar #163 to #162 - trollmobile
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the part where europe is our ***********
#164 to #163 - awesemo
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but you still got more sand people than Glorious Denmark
User avatar #221 to #163 - europe
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Eyyya bby
User avatar #193 to #30 - baddinn
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Why the **** is Iceland called prison island?
#95 to #30 - djoka
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Damn son all those walls didnt help you.

Pic related,its Norway
#98 to #30 - alekshm
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Norwegian wall against ******* dosen't seem to work!
#191 to #98 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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You should build this then.
#192 to #191 - alekshm
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We should fund this, and we should put it south of Trondheim.

Keep the Southern-Norwegians out of True Norway, Bergen and Stavanger is also welcome to join True Norway
#202 to #192 - alekshm
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User avatar #334 to #192 - hokon
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Finnmark Nord-Norge true vikings.
User avatar #351 to #334 - alekshm
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Thats not really true, the real vikings lived in Western-Norway.

But the spirit is the same!
User avatar #368 to #351 - hokon
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børk
User avatar #302 to #192 - sonnyboii
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I live north of Bergen, may i join
User avatar #304 to #302 - alekshm
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Of course brother, just remember no Søring/Østlending
User avatar #305 to #304 - sonnyboii
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Yiss <3
User avatar #165 to #98 - wizardfist
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damn i love that show, cant wait for season two
User avatar #259 to #165 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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There's 3rd season out already. But you should really read the books, because they explain a lot of stuff that didn't make it in the series.
User avatar #287 to #259 - wizardfist
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i dont think we speak about the same show
User avatar #309 to #287 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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omg, sorry, I thought you were replying to my pic of Wall from Game of thrones.
#82 - vanfredrik
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Norwegian guy here.    
   
If anyone is curious about how much money we are talking, and how huge and fast the oil wealth grows, you can watch the market value on www.nbim.no   
   
Translated into USD its 8 072 289 150$ today
Norwegian guy here.

If anyone is curious about how much money we are talking, and how huge and fast the oil wealth grows, you can watch the market value on www.nbim.no

Translated into USD its 8 072 289 150$ today
User avatar #83 to #82 - pellebauss
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vi har nok for å si det sånn!
#84 to #83 - vanfredrik
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Mildt sagt

Now imagine if every citizen got a equally big slice of that big pie.
User avatar #85 to #84 - pellebauss
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oh god! i eould probably have wasted it all away in like a day, day n´ a half
#128 to #85 - haidbz
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Yes you would, because, due to inflation, the value of the money would drop drastically if something like that were to happen, leading to lots and lots of people with just barely more money on their hands, or perhaps even less than before.
#86 to #85 - vanfredrik
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It's really not hard, considering how expensive things are compared to the rest of the world. But keep in mind, our pay is slightly better aswell, but the fees keep us in our place.
User avatar #87 to #86 - pellebauss
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yeah, but honestly, i dont care that much about how high the taxes are, after all we are ranked number 1 in health services, so i think it is worth it
#142 to #82 - namedlust
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User avatar #177 to #82 - nigeltheoutlaw
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8 billion dollars is pretty good.
#281 to #177 - rasiah
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He did the conversion wrong, and it is actually 800 billion dollars
User avatar #295 to #281 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Their GDP is only 500 billion though.
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User avatar #232 to #82 - nerdrage
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oljefondet.no/#/forside isnt this more accurate
User avatar #310 to #82 - dross
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Now I want 4.7trillion Coronas.....
User avatar #344 to #82 - skabbalabba
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Accually is roughly 800 000 000 000 USD


#348 to #344 - vanfredrik
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Thanks! I just discovered
User avatar #347 to #82 - peacerock
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I don't understand why Norway isn't using this money to fix the routes making the government system, the healthcare system, etc. much easier for the public

comming from an Icelander who lives in Norway and enjoying the free education
User avatar #367 to #82 - drakonpunch
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...And we still have debts. That's right, we're in debt
User avatar #143 to #82 - trollmobile
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5 million dollars per second.
pretty sweet.
#148 to #143 - vanfredrik
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The activity on that thing is soooo insane. Going back and forth all the time
The activity on that thing is soooo insane. Going back and forth all the time
User avatar #132 to #82 - muppburg
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Harry Enfield:  loadsamoney
#189 to #82 - Lmaoplanes
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Hey Norway... you sure you don't need any more "democracy" to be established any time soon?
#349 to #189 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Give them some more freedom.

More freedom is always better.
#320 to #82 - smest
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Im a nor fag too and learned math in school NOK its 4 933 547 729 659
USD = 4 933 547 729 659 : 6 = $822 257 954 943
#341 to #320 - vanfredrik
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Well that depends on the exchange rate really And I rounded up to 5 000 000 000 000
#343 to #341 - vanfredrik
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Oh, nvm that! I was wrong indeed. Thank's for the correction fellow viking
#225 to #82 - mayoroftownsville
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You did the conversion wrong, it's 800 billion, which is a hell of a lot more impressive than a mere 8 billion.
User avatar #88 to #82 - usmcoorah
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U.S. citizen here..


uh.....can we have some plz.
#94 to #88 - vanfredrik
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No.
#178 to #94 - jmillenium
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But we won't spend it on drugs and alcohol probably we just owe the wrong people a lot of money
#303 to #178 - chupiter
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Why don't poor countries just print more money? Or you can begin making I.O.U notes.
#383 to #303 - anon id: 9ea9d4ce
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Yup, cause that has never gone wrong..
User avatar #96 to #94 - usmcoorah
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):
User avatar #290 to #88 - popkornking
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Yeah if the U.S. had all of that they could pay off 0.000047% of their national debt!
User avatar #337 to #290 - mrbuu
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we owe a total of 16 trillion. that there is 4.3 trillion. we could pay of 1/4th the debt and guess what only about 8 trillion is owed to china. we also owe more countries money too.
User avatar #338 to #337 - popkornking
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You actually owe this much: www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
And I'm not sure where you're getting this 4.3 trillion, I'm talking about the money Norway has in comment #82
User avatar #339 to #338 - mrbuu
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its 4.9 tirllion. there is no . the market on those sites don't watch cents. so now it could pay nearly 1/3rd out nation debt.
#261 to #88 - makethingsworse
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We're Americans, brother. Don't worry we'll invade the Norwegians for their oil soon enough.
We're Americans, brother. Don't worry we'll invade the Norwegians for their oil soon enough.
#204 to #88 - anon id: 503d3568
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No
#11 - nationalanthem
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this makes me ******* sick!LIES LIES LIES!!!! things SUUUUCK over here... -.-
i should know im norwegian!

Æ Ø Å! to prove it!
User avatar #21 to #11 - satrenkotheone
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You're probably Danish
#23 to #21 - nationalanthem
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Haha..x) det skal jeg faen meg love deg at jeg ikke er! ;D
User avatar #77 to #23 - drastronomy
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guess who lives in Øst-Oslo with all the *******...
User avatar #184 to #77 - krizz
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wooo
vestkant

pappsen betaler rite
User avatar #194 to #184 - drastronomy
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Vestkantkids - "ÅÅÅÅÅÅ JEG FIKK BARE EN 4K SKJERM OG PC TIL JUL (((!"
User avatar #213 to #194 - krizz
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jeg fikk bare samsung galaxy III :c

ble sur når jeg fikk samsung galaxy III (selv om jeg ikke trengte mobil) fordi samdung galaxy IV kom ut samme uke :|

livet suger ass
User avatar #24 to #23 - satrenkotheone
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Okay I trust you.
#25 to #24 - nationalanthem
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transtation: i can ******* promise you that i am not
User avatar #28 to #25 - satrenkotheone
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Why do you think it suck btw?
#33 to #28 - nationalanthem
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it's many reasons... our police is power hungry assholes and our politics foregin and domestic is either a joke or corrupt or im most cases both... the people have very little say and according to offical pages norway have more debt that our oil money could possibly cover so we're actually not that rich.. and instead of paying debt and building industy and science our government spends the oil money on stocks in companies that drains rivers in other countires and very recent buying half of times square...
#34 to #33 - satrenkotheone
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Police force power hungry assholes? How? I've never been that much into it but explain.

Yeah I'll agree to the second one being a massive joke.

Debt?
#39 to #34 - nationalanthem
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so you say you speak and write fluent Norwegian.. and you seem to know about our politics.. are you norwegian? and if so why the **** are we talking in english?
#40 to #39 - satrenkotheone
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Because Norwegian is an awkward as **** language for me to write in.

Born Norwegian by two Norwegian parents in Drammen, raised in Hvittingfoss until I was almost 19 and now I am studying in England. I just never liked using Norwegian after being secluded from people for quite some time...
#41 to #40 - nationalanthem
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come home son! Ditt Fedreland trenger deg! D:
User avatar #356 to #41 - satrenkotheone
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Fun fact: I am quite nationalistic in a sense.
#42 to #41 - satrenkotheone
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Right, what for?

I'm bailing this Euro boat to be honest. I know we're not EU but you probably get my point.
Probably gonna test my luck with the JET programme for some while.

Well I might go home some day.... but I doubt I'll stay for long.

Not son.
#247 to #42 - desperatevirgin
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norwegians like you move and make space for the *******. pls come back
norwegians like you move and make space for the *******. pls come back
#44 to #42 - nationalanthem
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yeah x) i understand...

but with alle the immigrants comming here.. it's the last thing we want that our own move away^^ not bashing on you getting and education here im just saying^^ i at least hope it'd be soon and longer than you think^^
#45 to #44 - satrenkotheone
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I think we should learn from countries with self-respect and integrity.

Norway for Norwegians and people who are willing to adept to the Norwegian culture without forcing their own culture onto our country. Sure we can accept other cultures but I feel we should make a point out of how our own is supposed to be the dominating one.

This is a reason why I want to move far away to a country that has this logic, it's not because I hate my homeland but I'd rather be in a nation that respects itself than... you know.
#46 to #45 - nationalanthem
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i totaly agree with you! i have nothing against people of another race than me but i cannot stand immigrants that wont accept the rules laws and customs of another country please do come if you love our culture so much and want to live here and contribute to society we'll gladly share but you are exactly equal to everyone else and get the same oppertunities as everyone else no more no less and don't pull that minority crap..! that just about sums up my view on the case!
#47 to #46 - satrenkotheone
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Yup.

When I'm done here I will go back home for a few years for some things... then the JET programme will take me to Japan where I'll earn some cash whilst learning more Japanese and stuff. Maybe I'll be able to study Japanese history after that and I might end up there.

Inb4 weeaboo because I want to go to Japan.
#37 to #34 - nationalanthem
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i've never had to much trouble with the police myself but i read the news and walk in the streets watching them wear their kevlar armour and rock mp5's telling people to move along.. it's been kinda militant since 22. juli... besides there's this case in Norway right now about a farmer that has about 30 cars or something on his property and it's proven that it does not cause polution but the police is still trying to make him get rid of it... they do knock and talks like there is no tomorrow and they dont take no for and answear... standing on your rights whether it's a routine traffic control or a knock and talk is about equal to resisting arrest... -.- they litterarlly stand outside nightclubs and bars to confiscate drivers licences from people who are "too drunk" and call it "preventive messure".. it's a 1000NOK ticket for not wearing your seat belt! what am i not allowed to ******* die just so you can tax and fine me more?? well.. that last one is alittle on edge but im sure you get my point by now.. one last example! a teenage girl during her time of being a "Russ" (norwegian tradition to celebrate your soon to be graduation) spat on a Police officer who was bullying her.. and then the Officer forced her to her knees to beg forgiveness and would not let the girl leave until she had done so... as for the debt.. yeah aswell as every other country in the world Norway aslo has debt
#38 to #37 - satrenkotheone
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Why can't I remember any of this ****? Must've happened in Oslo or something, out where I come from I think I remained largely unaffected from those cases.
#43 to #38 - nationalanthem
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Oslo, Akershus^^ worst part of norway now by far! there is still "safe spots" but wouldn't recommend it^^
User avatar #48 to #43 - satrenkotheone
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Didn't see it.

Yeah, hate those places to be honest.
#55 to #33 - anon id: d03f327a
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Yes, exactly. The police do nothing to help white rape victims when the perpetrator is a muslim , instead they cover it up so as not to appear 'racist'.

Glorious utopia my arse.
User avatar #26 to #25 - satrenkotheone
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Yes, I know. I speak and write fluent Norwegian. I said I trust you because you wrote Norwegian and not Danish.
#29 to #26 - nationalanthem
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yeah well i thought just in case^^
User avatar #31 to #29 - satrenkotheone
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Sure no probs.
User avatar #93 to #11 - dennymyman
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kamerat, jeg hadde ikke akkurat sagt at det suger å bo her. er ikke sånn alt for mange land som har like gode standarer som norge..
#166 to #93 - nationalanthem
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ja og jeg vet jo vi har det bedre enn menge men jeg vil ikke si vi har det så altfor bra her alikevel^^ norge er jo "verdens beste land og bo i" vel er det ikke bare og forvente at vi har det så "bra" som vi har? hus mat osv? poenget mitt er at jeg vil ikke føle meg skyldig fordi vi har vært flinkere enn andre Land
User avatar #209 to #166 - dennymyman
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Ja, skjønner den
User avatar #181 to #11 - thalfak
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You do realise you can write Æ, Ø, Å, ß, etc with Alt + Numbpad right?
#211 to #181 - nationalanthem
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hold kjeft...
User avatar #120 to #11 - pemamaniac
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I'm china i work hard very hard do good job things are suck here two.

雙喜 to prove it
#174 - thelastincarnation **User deleted account**
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Everyone is boasting about their economy and i'm just sitting here studying my ass off to get out of greece before they kick us out of the eu.
User avatar #263 to #174 - makethingsworse
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Next time you see someone doing Sisa you should punch them in the head.
#89 - anon id: c92bd643
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Maybe they should use that money for an operation to get that stick out of their asses.
#100 to #89 - theblaar
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found the American. how is the biggest debt in the world treatin ya?
#307 to #100 - amataisawhore
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Japan has the highest debt per capita.
#122 to #100 - anon id: c92bd643
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Actually I'm Danish - gib back oil!
#161 to #122 - theblaar
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well someone is jelly for giing the norwegian their oil back in the days.
#147 - huffe
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User avatar #224 to #147 - iamcraig
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I am jealous of people who live in Scandinavia.
Not because of success, but because I've been to Denmark and Norway so many times, and while Scandinavia isn't a utopia, it is the nicest area in the world I've been to, and I've been to a lot of places
User avatar #2 - orkanoidz
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(11/12/2013) [-]
I vote to welcome our one day Norwegian overlords.
User avatar #138 - ekseevi **User deleted account**
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Maybe fix the godamn roads?
User avatar #146 to #138 - huffe
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amen to that
User avatar #176 to #138 - SirMartin
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And the Parliament be like: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how much oil we have!
User avatar #186 to #138 - krizz
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they're on it now

fixing roads in northern oslo that doesn't need to be fixed
User avatar #355 to #186 - vigilum
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They fixed the road here up nicely, then they tore it up to lay cables and did some patchwork.
User avatar #357 to #355 - krizz
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nice
User avatar #75 - Pestilence
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And that, boys and girls, is why Norway pays it's citizens to go to college.
#92 to #75 - anon id: a0e7fa7c
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Because neither Denmark nor Sweden does that..
User avatar #102 to #75 - sonnyboii
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We dont get paid ._.
User avatar #113 to #102 - malkovo
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hvis du tar yrkesfag jo
User avatar #114 to #113 - sonnyboii
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wut? Veit ikkje nåke om det
Alt ej veit e at vi fe stipend her og der
User avatar #117 to #114 - malkovo
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foreks. TIP, der får du to år skule og to år lærling, dei åra som lærling får du lønna til en med fagbrev får på et år, so ja, du får betalt for utdanninga, og uansett fåkkje alle noke meir stipend enn utstyrsstipend
User avatar #118 to #117 - sonnyboii
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jaja, klart det med at en fe lønn som lærling da.

Det e mange som får 20k+ for ting som skilte foreldre, eller enn bur litt lengre borte enn andre
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The payment system for the college fund is completely unfair.

As a Norwegian student i can say that i get a bit more than 100$ a year, while some of my classmates get over 2000$ a year.
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That depends on your background and whether or not you're living a ways away from your parents.

"over 2000$ a year." involves loans, or they have a poor background.
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Wait so you're saying this oil money is a result of Norway paying for people to go to college and not pure geographical luck?
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The money is a result of us managing to say "**** you" to everyone who isn't Norway trying to get at our oil. And then because of our education system we could find more oil and research better ways of getting to/finding it.