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Oh, /b/

tags are the truth

MI File: ( Wjpc (32 KB. 251x201)
mat to be held
sever
streaks out the instant it' s picked up
Hons away if you move it alter it chooses to sit on your lap
sin heat because roommate says it' s "too expensive" to get it fixed
Hot the alpha male
weeps brooding and trying to get me to fuck it
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this has got to be the most hilarious and original thread I have posted in all year.
God bless you, you glorious fag-
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Submitted: 04/29/2014
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#2 - dafuckisthisshit (04/29/2014) [-]
cats face when
cats face when
#4 - jmillenium ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I have the same situation but instead with a rabbit. It sucks cause when I want to pet it he's nowhere to be found, but when he looks for me he always expects to hump my arm and won't take no for an answer. On the plus side I think I'm beginning to understand women.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
You've learned to understand women through a male rabbit fucking your arm? Life is truly like a box of chocolates
#3 - becefalus (04/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
insert a warm Q-tip and make circular movements. I have no idea how I know this
#24 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
a cat is fine too
#15 - mankey (04/30/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Just fuck the cat then never call it again.
User avatar #16 - evilanakie (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
take the cat out to dinner
maybe a movie
after successful dating
take a ear swab and moisten the end with your mouth
insert 3/8ths into the cat and move lightly till the cat is satisfied
#35 - ahkmed (04/30/2014) [-]
#33 - romar (04/30/2014) [-]
#31 - disasterbater ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
#toogoodforpussy
#toogoodforpussy
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is no joke.

Cats in heat will try to fuck you. I know from having a shit ton of cats in my life.


#29 - copsncrooks (04/30/2014) [-]
Roommate says it's too expensive to get fixed   
"I'm the alpha male"   
   
Sure......
Roommate says it's too expensive to get fixed
"I'm the alpha male"

Sure......
User avatar #18 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Seriously? How is too expensive to get it fixed? I'd say it's worth it, cats in heat are batty and loud, plus they rub up on everything and end up knocking stuff over. I once had a cat who sprayed the ceiling while she was in heat.
User avatar #32 - Ottovan (04/30/2014) [-]
Well... I heard if you take a Q-tip and get it wet....
User avatar #1 - useralreadytaken (04/29/2014) [-]
I have a toy piggy that squeels when you squeeze it. I just grab it and chase after the cat with it while making squeaky sounds every time the cat comes near me. Eventually all I gotta do is have the squeaky toy standing near me.
#6 - qun ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i don't suppose if someone has that reaction pic? i want to know more
#26 to #6 - teranin ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
#8 - gabemczombie (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#43 - finnthehueman (04/30/2014) [-]
mfw people are talking about pseudo fucking a cat with a q-tip    
this is my first time hearing such things
mfw people are talking about pseudo fucking a cat with a q-tip
this is my first time hearing such things
#37 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
This sounds a lot like something furryflava would say.
#11 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How do you even know a cat wants you to fuck it?
#36 - imlost ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
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