Oh, Tumblr. . PS. The real world isn' t going to accommodate you and your comfort" When you get off Tumble there aren' t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag
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Oh, Tumblr

PS. The real world isn' t going to accommodate you and your
comfort" When you get off Tumble there aren' t any trigger warnings.
Wearing a nametag with your "gender identity" on it would be
absolutely laughable. You' ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with
people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
Wow
What a ******* ****** post
How about you go **** yourself with a butcher knife
Please rebread the post.
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#2 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I'll admit to not getting out much, but I've never once seen a trigender omnisexual lesbian patriarchy abolishing white cis scum demoralizing feminist before. I see emos every now and then and maybe just some girl trying to be different with bright blue hair, but that's it.

But after all these stories I can identify the traits and know to evacuate the area if and when I see one.
User avatar #9 to #2 - bluenebula (07/22/2014) [-]
I was going to say the same thing, but Damping brings up a fine point.
#83 to #2 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
I've seen a fedora.





The horror.
User avatar #118 to #83 - xgreenmaidenx (07/22/2014) [-]
I have seen one person wear a fedora, but he actually fit in it and had matching clothes with it too.
#129 to #118 - xxmemosxx (07/22/2014) [-]
Justin Timberlake doesn't count
User avatar #114 to #2 - adplum (07/22/2014) [-]
theyre all over where i live. And they make themselves publicly known. Just be glad you dont have to deal with it.
User avatar #121 to #2 - goldenfairy (07/22/2014) [-]
"evacuate the area"
Do you treat them like natural (or supernatural?) disasters?
User avatar #35 to #2 - icollectraresbro (07/22/2014) [-]
>trigender omnisexual lesbian patriarchy abolishing white cis scum demoralizing feminist
My sides
User avatar #163 to #2 - killerlily (07/22/2014) [-]
Emos? Where do you live, 2008?
User avatar #198 to #163 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Where there's a hot topic in the mall there's an emo kid lurking
#44 to #2 - imtryingmybest (07/22/2014) [-]
i think all that stuff is a trend, like with emos and goths on myspace. it will probably pass after a while
User avatar #59 to #2 - organiclead (07/22/2014) [-]
You tend to find them in the same spaces you find holocaust deniers, hardcore political activists and Nice Guys. AKA high school, college campasses and basements.
User avatar #62 to #2 - thisistheguy (07/22/2014) [-]
I kind of had that experience with my neighbor last year at school, he wasn't anything like a die cis scum kind of guy but he definitely had triggers which were just ******* hilarious at times, he was annoying me and I told him to stop or I'd piss him off and he said there's no way I could so I just said the word faggot and he went off like a crazy person they may not look ridiculous but talk to them enough they'll ******* let you know what they're about unfortunately
User avatar #115 to #2 - sharklazers (07/22/2014) [-]
The worse i've seen is a fat, long haired guy wearing a trenchcoat, a LoZ t-shirt and a fedora at a supermarket, with his sister I assume (she was fairly goodlooking and there was no way she could be his girlfriend). I walked up to him, pointed at his t-shirt, I said, "I used to play that game ! My favorite character was Zelda, the guy with the green hat, how about you?", he then started flailing and screaming at me about how Zelda is the princess as his sister tried to calm him down.
User avatar #164 to #115 - Marker (07/22/2014) [-]
How to Make a Beta Guy Become Even More Beta - with your host: sharklazers
User avatar #17 to #2 - fargfive (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't think people with those personalities/worldviews are capable of functioning outside their own controlled environments. We don't see them because hardly any of them are able to survive in the wild without normalizing or at the very least significantly scaling back their nuttiness.
#36 to #2 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
I work at a grocery store... There's these three that come in regularly, at least once a week. Over the top furries who wear "tails" and dog collars and one even has a leash on his collar that someone in his group holds. They refuse to be checked out by men, and will take their whole order to the self checkout machines if no one of the "Superior Gender" are working a lane.
They exist ;n;
#71 to #2 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I work with one.

I have more if requested. Also, the reply is me.
User avatar #101 to #71 - jamieswhiteshirt (07/22/2014) [-]
Please make a comp of them!
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#220 to #218 - jamieswhiteshirt (07/22/2014) [-]
You should post it as content m8
You should post it as content m8
User avatar #224 to #220 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
No, I work with her, I don't want too many people to see it and someone recognize it. Best to just keep it small.
User avatar #157 to #71 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
yes, please do make a comp
User avatar #146 to #71 - clechyl (07/22/2014) [-]
>lol look at that funny comment i made!
#24 to #2 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Did someone mention, cis?
#15 to #2 - gharshi (07/22/2014) [-]
they're rare, but trust me these creatures of the night exist
#84 to #15 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
absolutely ****** disgusting
User avatar #39 to #15 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
what the ****
#113 to #15 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
******* hell, that bitch makes Brienne of Tarth look like a ******* bronzed goddess.
User avatar #7 to #2 - damping (07/21/2014) [-]
They don't leave the house.
User avatar #21 - joeyliquid (07/22/2014) [-]
Tbh, when they enter the real world they simply become another person. Because they don't the ******* guts to say/act like they do on tumblr and internet, like most people. Thank god for cowardice.
#6 - squidgy (07/21/2014) [-]
#48 - DrollHumor (07/22/2014) [-]
If you can "identify" mentally as another race, can I apply for black-kids-only scholarships?
User avatar #60 to #48 - idoliam ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Watch Soul Man. It's a movie from 1986. I think that would answer your question if you haven't seen it already
User avatar #78 to #48 - sardinez (07/22/2014) [-]
that chick looks like god damn casper
#30 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
#26 - iwumboyouwumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
Maybe its because I live in the northeast (I.E. suburban Jersey) but aside from my ex I never really encountered these tumblr type "check-your privilege" people. Maybe I just live in a somewhat normal neighborhood surrounded by semi normal people.    
   
And thank snoop dogg for that.
Maybe its because I live in the northeast (I.E. suburban Jersey) but aside from my ex I never really encountered these tumblr type "check-your privilege" people. Maybe I just live in a somewhat normal neighborhood surrounded by semi normal people.

And thank snoop dogg for that.
#219 to #26 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah they barely exist in real life, it's kinda like 12 year olds and how they talk to 18+ year olds and say "I ****** your mom.". They'd never do that in real life because they'd get the turd beat out of them
#43 to #26 - A Pickle (07/22/2014) [-]
****		 yea suburban Jersey
**** yea suburban Jersey
#46 to #43 - iwumboyouwumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
swell with spray tan and bacon egg and cheese sandwichs
swell with spray tan and bacon egg and cheese sandwichs
User avatar #103 to #46 - dicloniusmaximus (07/22/2014) [-]
B.E.C.S. Greatest breakfast sandwiches known to man.
#131 to #103 - xxmemosxx (07/22/2014) [-]
Nope... You forgot a couple of sausage links as well. Then it's perfect
User avatar #28 to #26 - xxjmacxx (07/22/2014) [-]
Honestly they seem to only exist on the internet. I imagine because they don't know how to properly confront someone in public, therefore becoming alienated.

I imagine the only reason they see themselves as normal is they labeled themselves something along the lines of "shy and cute" or something equally untrue...
User avatar #31 to #28 - iwumboyouwumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah thats probably the case, I mean I know a few friends that do browse tumblr and aren't the stereotypical feminist. They browse the art parts and some of the fandom parts but are fine. They're just shy and prefer the company of others like them. I dunno maybe (just just maybe) we blow everything out of proportion and things aren't this cavalcade of "triggers" and "cis-white scum".
#33 to #31 - xxjmacxx (07/22/2014) [-]
True. I also like to think that although these people sound abhorrent and absolutely ridiculous, that when they log off for the day they aren't anything like that. Don't get me wrong, that makes them attention e-whores  in the most pathetic way possible. But I guess we all love attention to an extent,
True. I also like to think that although these people sound abhorrent and absolutely ridiculous, that when they log off for the day they aren't anything like that. Don't get me wrong, that makes them attention e-whores in the most pathetic way possible. But I guess we all love attention to an extent,
#38 to #33 - iwumboyouwumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah maybe. In the end I guess a lot of people just want to be noticed. Whether that attention is positive or negative doesn't matter to some people, but so long as the people they want to look are in fact looking, then they did what they wanted to do. Spotlight attention never really mattered to me, so long as I have my friends and family I'm content. That and I try not to piss people off by shoving my opinions in their faces
#40 to #38 - xxjmacxx (07/22/2014) [-]
Instead you had an intellectual conversation with another sir.

gg.
#41 to #40 - iwumboyouwumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
gg my nig

twas a pleasure
#85 to #26 - angelwithashotgun (07/22/2014) [-]
And here we see a wild Feminazi, out of her lair. This is a rare sight indeed, as they often spend their life completely isolated in their lair, after exiting their pupal states, more commonly known as "closet lesbians". After their pupal state, they often become so fat that they simply are unable to exit through the hole they came in through, although the hole is actually rather large. Because of this, Feminazis are extremely solitary creatures, and often don't find a mate, which is rather lucky, because they are some of the nastiest urban vermin known to man.
#61 - microwaveabuse (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm transgender and I don't even like these multigender hippomonstrososexual demonkins. They're the WBC of civil rights movements.
I'm transgender and I don't even like these multigender hippomonstrososexual demonkins. They're the WBC of civil rights movements.
#127 to #61 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Yep. I have an androgynous friend who never acts like these retards on tumblr, most of them are propably just trying to get as offended as possible.
Yep. I have an androgynous friend who never acts like these retards on tumblr, most of them are propably just trying to get as offended as possible.
#168 to #61 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Except that there's nothing "civil" about them.
User avatar #174 to #61 - thetallbeverage (07/22/2014) [-]
Every group has that 1% of assclowns that makes them all look like idiots.
#63 to #61 - foxlift (07/22/2014) [-]
The hippomonstrososexual got to me...
#32 - artvandelay (07/22/2014) [-]
Only cis and trans that i'll ever understand.
User avatar #104 to #32 - fluttershyismine (07/22/2014) [-]
pls no
#42 to #32 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Good ol' E-Z-Formations I just remember that this was the one part of organic chem that knowing German reallly helped.
#137 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
In artclass today there was a movie about divinchi playing in the background   
it said something along the lines of "Sex is disgusting, but due to our instinct we crave it,  if it wasn't for pretty faces and soft skin the human race would not exist"   
   
Naturally my "tumblr  famous" friend in my class starts saying that that was sexist and it means that women are only good for sex   
   
me and her boyfriend had to spend 10 minutes explaining how instinct works and it said nothing about men or women but just sex in general.   
but she didn't care, she just said we are stoopid white boys  ignoring the fact that she has more white blood in her family   that don't know anything   
Is tumblr just the place for kids with to much privilege go to make themselfs feel like victims or something? because its pretty 			*******		 weak
In artclass today there was a movie about divinchi playing in the background
it said something along the lines of "Sex is disgusting, but due to our instinct we crave it, if it wasn't for pretty faces and soft skin the human race would not exist"

Naturally my "tumblr famous" friend in my class starts saying that that was sexist and it means that women are only good for sex

me and her boyfriend had to spend 10 minutes explaining how instinct works and it said nothing about men or women but just sex in general.
but she didn't care, she just said we are stoopid white boys ignoring the fact that she has more white blood in her family that don't know anything
Is tumblr just the place for kids with to much privilege go to make themselfs feel like victims or something? because its pretty ******* weak



User avatar #139 to #137 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
More white blood in her family then i do in mine*
User avatar #141 to #137 - durkadurka (07/22/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #142 to #137 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
Charles Bronson -  I'm Sick of Feminists also this
User avatar #204 to #137 - xgrandmoffx (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you mean Da Vinci?
User avatar #149 to #137 - antiponiesuser (07/22/2014) [-]
w8 m8 u s8 her boyfriend?
User avatar #151 to #150 - antiponiesuser (07/22/2014) [-]
if shes so imbecile how come she has a boyfriend?

5th line in your text ''me and her boyfriend''

ununderstable
User avatar #152 to #151 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
hes actually been a mate of mine longer then they have known each other

and he is pussy whipped as ****
User avatar #153 to #152 - antiponiesuser (07/22/2014) [-]
then they both lesbian? Now i know why shes so famous on tumblr
User avatar #154 to #153 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't understand?
User avatar #155 to #154 - antiponiesuser (07/22/2014) [-]
If hes pussy as faq

hes pussy

pussy

gurl

gurl x gurl = lesbo
User avatar #156 to #155 - rippercrust (07/22/2014) [-]
Pussy whiped

Means she controls him because he is addicted to sex
User avatar #158 to #156 - antiponiesuser (07/22/2014) [-]
oooh

srry i dont have knew english good
no hablar ingles lo siento papasito

well thats a new idiom I learnt
User avatar #56 - navadae (07/22/2014) [-]
being trans, even i laugh at a lot of the dumbarses on tumblr... honestly they take -everything- as offensive
#66 to #56 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Question.

What the flying **** is transgender anyway?
User avatar #67 to #66 - navadae (07/22/2014) [-]
born male, identify as female (and working towars physically being female) ... lets just say that its awkward and complicated for everyone ever
User avatar #82 to #67 - sardinez (07/22/2014) [-]
genetically, you will (for the foreseeable future) always be a male though. i dont think the word holds any true meaning for now, because you cant change your gametes, and that is what male/female is all about to me, not that you have the soul of a woman in a mans body. not trying to bash your lifestyle, mind you. very respectable to me when somebody doesnt hide their true selves.
#72 to #67 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh ok.

Thanks.
#88 to #56 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm a dickhead for saying this, and I acknowledge this. Red thumbing will only reaffirm that I'm right about myself; but the fact is... I hate to burst your bubble;

If I was going to be your employer at a taco bell, and you needed this job to pay for your college debt... I would take heart and hire you for your education, but if the following week you showed up looking like a cross-breed of a man/woman, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable around you, no matter how much I'm supposed to accept you.

Look, you're probably one of the best-performing, friendliest employees in the house,
but if you're going to look and act in a manner that seems strange and otherworldly, and get bizarre looks from our customers, I'd probably have to lay you off.

It's not about hate or oppression, it's just that if I'm feeling uncomfortable with you in my workplace, I would probably give the job to someone else who could perform almost as well but without the stigma.

No matter how many law changes and rights movements happen, the matter of the employer's opinion on comfort or discomfort is just enough of a reason to get you laid off.

None of us heterosexuals are entitled to our jobs, and we lose ours over earings and mohawks. Would looking bizarre in another way be any more different?

I don't want to sound like a bigot or an oppressor here, but I kindof want you to see reality for what it is. If you're still brave enough to face it, wonderful, I'll cheer you on.

But if your life ends up flipping upside down as a result, I'm not going to back you up.
People with tattoos, piercings, and other admin's minions suffer from the same stigma.

We are all equal, and so are you.
User avatar #102 to #88 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i think its ******** for jobs to work that way.
if i get non-offensive tattoos i should be allowed to work.
the concept of making sure everyone is comfortable if the opposite extreme of making everyone accept people for who they are.

cant we find a middleground where you look different and its cool with employers and customers. as long as you are not some asshole who demands the right to work in a restaurant covered in dragon dick inserting into orifaces tattooos while wearing nothing but a thong and hair long enough to cover you bedazzled nipples, demanding long breaks to watch mlp while doing vegan yoga.
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#89 to #88 - meanyus (07/22/2014) [-]
Gave you a thumb up because you said a thumb down would support your argument.
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#92 to #90 - meanyus (07/22/2014) [-]
I disagreed with your argument that you were a dickhead, actually.

While I don't really care about what makes you uncomfortable, I actually have been rejected from a job I was entirely overqualified for because I have (non-offensive) visible tattoos.

I also at no point said anything even remotely near calling you a bigot. Try not to be such a ******** next time.
User avatar #94 to #92 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
Huh... I completely misinterpreted your previous statement by confusing it with a misinterpretation.

Sorry about that.
#95 to #94 - meanyus (07/22/2014) [-]
What's that? Flying off the handle to assume everyone is against you? Where have we seen that **** before.
User avatar #96 to #95 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
Meh, it's just when i make an independent opinion on here, people on this site tend to assume I'm a bigot for not glorifying certain people.

So I guess I had my guard up a little too tight. My bad about lashing at you bro.
#98 to #96 - meanyus (07/22/2014) [-]
You should feel bad. The irony is that you had the same response that someone on tumbler would have had about your comment, minus the ******* myself with a butcher knife.

In a dramatic turn of events, I do now believe you when you say you are a dickhead.
User avatar #99 to #98 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't expecting otherwise, really.
I already apologized and dropped my guard on the grounds of misinterpreting what you said.

I was expecting a tumblr SJW to half-read my statement and type something rushed.
In the end, I ended up making the mistake myself. Kinda sucks but it's true.
#100 to #99 - meanyus (07/22/2014) [-]
You done goofed.

I'm bored with this now, good night!
User avatar #97 to #90 - dicloniusmaximus (07/22/2014) [-]
I thumbed you up for another reason. For the fact that you made a good argument on your part and backed your reasoning with logic and real-world examples
User avatar #183 to #88 - navadae (07/22/2014) [-]
oh i already know what to expect and have been on that end of it quite often, but it doesnt matter to me, i am who i am

mind, offline i 'present' as male for the time being, when the time comes and i start to look/dress more feminine and i get fired for it or whatever, such is life, i`ll go get another job.. it's basically something i've dealt with for the past couple years, and no longer really care what people think, sure it has/will cause problems but i`m full willing to accept whatever may come
#217 to #183 - nimithecat (07/22/2014) [-]
"If you're still brave enough to face it, wonderful, I'll cheer you on.

But if your life ends up flipping upside down as a result, I'm not going to back you up. "

You've chosen to bravely face it.
I'll cheer you on, my friend.
User avatar #181 to #88 - yuukoku (07/22/2014) [-]
We're equal in the fact that we're human beings, but that doesn't make us equal in all aspects of life.
#10 - ginginhunter (07/22/2014) [-]
Could somebody please explain to me what the 			****		 are "Triggers" !?   
   
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Could somebody please explain to me what the **** are "Triggers" !?

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User avatar #13 to #10 - greyhoundfd (07/22/2014) [-]
Some people have absolutely no emotional fortitude whatsoever, and their laziness prevents them from trying to build it. Instead, they just whine about "triggers" whenever someone says something that is even remotely offensive to them, instead of learning to deal with it with some ******* maturity. This is why people complain about Tumblr all the time. It's gotten to the point where some feminist groups have demanded that "trigger warnings" be placed on books like the Great Gatsby.

It's like, I'm an atheist, but I don't give a **** when people bring up god in a conversation. It's nothing major, and I get that other people have different ideas about the world. But every now and then you run into the atheists who will go "LOL, god's not reel" whenever someone mentions that they're Christian or something, and start some big argument for no reason whatsoever (or maybe they need to to get hard or something). It's the same **** with "triggers".
#14 to #10 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
i'll try to explain but this may be a bad explanation

"triggers" are exactly how they sound, but with emotions. for example, some people may be triggered by discussions about rape. if they even hear the word, they claim to go into a huge panic attack and shut down. some people are triggered by the word "tranny". it's another step in politically correct word-policing
User avatar #34 to #10 - jimthesquirrelking (07/22/2014) [-]
People like tumblr users usually have or masquerade as if they have anxiety disorders or things like ptsd and the like and triggers are things that set off panic attacks because they remind them of something negative. That being said most of them are ******** and people misuse them all the ******* time. Case in point people have been "triggered" by the sound of some else eating chips
User avatar #143 to #10 - severepwner (07/22/2014) [-]
Let me try explaining with a story.

During the recent Tumblr raids from /b/, many users complained of these "triggers". They were "triggered" due to them seeing the excessive pornography and extremely graphic gore images. So some of them went into their retarded panic attacks, and there is a possibility one girl decided to O.D. on pills like a ******* retard.

Hope that explains it slightly
User avatar #175 to #10 - muddyman (07/22/2014) [-]
Basically. Take for example a war veteran who has PTSD and is "triggered" by fireworks say on the 4th of July or 5th of November he will then get flashbacks or something similar to what he experienced in the war. Fireworks would "trigger" a war veteran suffering from PTSD and cause him to freak out and lose his **** . So on Tumblr, everyone "suffers" from PTSD and are "triggered" by such things like rape and gore and being mocked because they can't take a joke.

PTSD stands for "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"
User avatar #182 to #10 - FunkMastaNickyNick (07/22/2014) [-]
Basically just little things you say or do that upset them. Given that a lot of the tumblr population claims to have PTSD from internet bullying, it'd basically be like insulting them and they have a full blown panic attack.
User avatar #16 to #10 - pokimone (07/22/2014) [-]
Basically, someone says something, or brings up a topic, that makes them remember something unpleasent. They get a little sad, and cry about it to get sympathy. Long story short, its just a way to continue acting like a child when you need to be an adult.
#19 to #16 - ponypenetrator (07/22/2014) [-]
real triggers are when someone brings up a topic that brings back bad memories. tumblr triggers are when someone talks about normal things and the tumbitches attention whore because of their "OCD" and all the "rape" they face.
User avatar #22 to #19 - pokimone (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the tumblr triggers, not real ones. Real triggers are things like loud noises with PTSD and things like that. But tumblr just needs to grow up. I would be surprised if 5% of the people on there really have what they say they do.
#159 to #10 - lordgeneral (07/22/2014) [-]
to explain it in complete and utter detail.   
I suffer from PTSD. a few years ago, my girlfriend at the time and I were attacked by four SJW feminists who began to insult and yell at her for 'betraying her own gender' and attacked me when I tried to help. they then beat me and held me in place while they raped her.    
my &quot;trigger&quot; is lesbianism and lesbian sex. It makes me physically ill (I have what they call a &quot;psychoalergy&quot;)   
if I were a tumblr user, I'd probably petition to make lesbianism illegal or something, but I don't. the only people who usually catch flak from me for it are people who are close to me, and it's more of a &quot;please just don't bring it up around me&quot; or a chide here and there to remind them. if I see a post on funnyjunk about lesbians, I just downthumb and move on. it hasn't stopped me from rallying beside lesbians or talking to them. I understand that my psychoalergy is managable for the most part (don't vomit, drink ginger ale asap, et cetera) but there are many people who have seizures and even black out.   
   
pic related. mfw a bitch told me there were 'good' triggers too.
to explain it in complete and utter detail.
I suffer from PTSD. a few years ago, my girlfriend at the time and I were attacked by four SJW feminists who began to insult and yell at her for 'betraying her own gender' and attacked me when I tried to help. they then beat me and held me in place while they raped her.
my "trigger" is lesbianism and lesbian sex. It makes me physically ill (I have what they call a "psychoalergy")
if I were a tumblr user, I'd probably petition to make lesbianism illegal or something, but I don't. the only people who usually catch flak from me for it are people who are close to me, and it's more of a "please just don't bring it up around me" or a chide here and there to remind them. if I see a post on funnyjunk about lesbians, I just downthumb and move on. it hasn't stopped me from rallying beside lesbians or talking to them. I understand that my psychoalergy is managable for the most part (don't vomit, drink ginger ale asap, et cetera) but there are many people who have seizures and even black out.

pic related. mfw a bitch told me there were 'good' triggers too.
User avatar #227 to #159 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
How about giving me an answer instead of a thumb down? It was a legitimate question.
User avatar #228 to #227 - lordgeneral (07/23/2014) [-]
because what you said was not just stupid but ignorant? there were seven chicks to the two of us.
User avatar #229 to #228 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
"my girlfriend at the time and I were attacked by four SJW feminists" - Wops, a little slip?
User avatar #230 to #229 - lordgeneral (07/23/2014) [-]
you do have to account for the fact that I'm really tired right now.
I fail to see why I'd lie about something like this, but still what you said was borderline retarded. "women will always be weaker than men"
User avatar #231 to #230 - lolme (07/23/2014) [-]
You can't miss by 3 people, and you would lie because this is the internet and no one can hit you in the gabber if you're lying.

Also, no, it's not. I do nothing, I sit on my PC all day, I have done that for years now. I lifted my buddy (110kg) by my neck, from the ground and up onto my shoulders. How many women do you know that could do that? I also arm-wrestled a fit woman with visable muscles that trained four times a week, while I do nothing. It was over before it started. So no, I do not believe that it's bollocks. And FYI, I weigh 70kg and have never worked out in my entire life.
User avatar #169 to #159 - lolme (07/22/2014) [-]
If this really is true, how come you didn't just give them one in the gabber each? Females who excercise a lot are about as strong as a male who doesn't move a muscle and just sits on his PC all day.
User avatar #166 to #10 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Imagine being a rape victim with PTSD and then an unexpected rape joke is told in a group of people behind you and it sends your mind running and all that **** comes back to you. It's definitely a real thing and these tumblr faggots are
trivializing real triggers.
#68 to #10 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
People with mood disorders (anxiety, depression, etc.) are often able to function normally most of the time, with the disorder only manifesting during at certain times called episodes. Certain topics can cause one of those episodes - they're called triggers.
e.g. a rape victim with PTSD might have an attack/episode if they read about someone else being raped, because it brings back unpleasant memories.

Now, I'm genderfluid and recovering from depression, but I think tumblr extremists are full of **** and agree with the OP. It's one thing to ask your friends to not talk about something because it upsets you, but that doesn't anyone else has any reason to respect your desires - the world doesn't revolve around you. People are free to be offensive and hateful if they wish, because that's life and anything else would be dystopian.
User avatar #20 to #10 - ninjaroo (07/22/2014) [-]
In mental illness, a "trigger" is something that a person just cannot handle and shouldn't be exposed to. For example, certain retards don't like having their ears touched. You touch their ears, and they go ballistic, and are liable to attack you.
SJWs have adapted it to mean basically anything that insults them, and they use it as an excuse to have "panic attacks" and yell at people.
Personally, I find that to be in terrible taste, as well as retarded.
User avatar #116 to #20 - arstya (07/22/2014) [-]
So...they're mentally retarded. K. Makes sense.
User avatar #27 to #10 - djequalizee (07/22/2014) [-]
Basically they're things that can set a person off. When i was younger i had a heart issue, so i was "Triggered" by stuff involving the heart. It's a real thing, but most of the people on tumblr use it as an umbrella term for anything they don't like. These are the same people that think it's okay to self diagnose themselves and talk about doctors being scum because they ask what your gender is. PTSD is a good example of a real trigger. A guy hears a gunshot and that makes him think about when he was suffering during a war.
User avatar #37 to #27 - icollectraresbro (07/22/2014) [-]
(unrelated)
Why did you steal meh text
User avatar #58 to #37 - djequalizee (07/22/2014) [-]
My account is older, therefore you stole my text
User avatar #70 to #58 - icollectraresbro (07/22/2014) [-]
what time did you get the text m8
#11 to #10 - sygile (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, because I don't follow petty ******** . But my GUESS is that "triggers" are things that "offend" people and "set them off".

Pic unrelated, just me spanking my monkey.
User avatar #65 to #11 - collateraldamageco (07/22/2014) [-]
it looks like a ghost is trying to get a high five and you're just leaving him hanging
#136 to #65 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
What an asshole high five the ghost don't leave him hanging like a bitch
User avatar #112 to #11 - captainprincess ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
You know that scene in Wreck-it-Ralph where Felix says "Dynamite Gal" and Commander Whatsherface has a full flashback to her dates with whatshisdick right up until the moment he dies and when she finally snaps back to reality she's screaming and about to crash the thing?

That's an actual trigger.
#133 to #112 - timelimit ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That's... Actually a really good explanation.
User avatar #221 to #133 - captainprincess ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
The sad thing is, it were Tumblr that taught me to make that connection. Through one of those scenes-turned-image-series dealies no less.

This was ofcourse a few months before the SJW swarm gained critical mass.

I think the post I saw was cropped and hosted here on FJ, too, come to think. That or Imgur, seeing as I never go to Tumblr myself.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ginginhunter (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for the explanation , That pic is ******* badass tho
#120 - silverhellion (07/22/2014) [-]
sometimes i wonder to myself "with all these labels, are you still human?"
#161 to #120 - targaryren (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm a tri-gendered pyrofox
th-that's it ...right
thumbs pls
#176 to #120 - thiswasnttaken (07/22/2014) [-]
"Or are you dancers?"
I tried.
#226 to #176 - awesomechardey (07/23/2014) [-]
I liked
User avatar #123 to #122 - silverhellion (07/22/2014) [-]
did... did you just make that?.
#124 to #123 - awesomechardey (07/22/2014) [-]
uhm... yes?
#8 - swagmonstah (07/21/2014) [-]
I cannot WAIT until i meet someone who has "triggers" or identifies with some retarded gender that isn't real, thinks they're an animal or is in any other way a tumblr faggot.. I will laugh in their face, trigger them as much as possible and do everything in my power to ensure they NEVER promote in my platoon.
User avatar #18 to #8 - sheenaandjanie (07/22/2014) [-]
I ******* live with someone like that.
User avatar #69 to #8 - trolljunkusa (07/22/2014) [-]
I've met one and I accidently said retarded in front of her and she lost her ****
User avatar #29 to #8 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
That's called being an asshole.
User avatar #165 to #8 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
You are aware that some people actually do have triggers, right? A friend of mine is a rape victim and just hearing people say the word rape in casual conversation gives her a panic attack and will ruin her day. Considering how many people are rape victims, and you'd be surprised how many, moderating yourself just a little bit won't hurt.
#209 to #165 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape.
User avatar #215 to #209 - vikingesnumerouno ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
You will make a great dad one day
User avatar #47 to #8 - Kadzait (07/22/2014) [-]
>Hay guize look at me I'm a dick am I cool yet?
User avatar #53 to #47 - thegrimgenius (07/22/2014) [-]
>Hay guize look at me I'm a trigendered pyrofox am I a special snowflake yet?
#177 to #53 - yuukoku (07/22/2014) [-]
&gt;Spacial snowflake   
   
Fight club taught us many things.
>Spacial snowflake

Fight club taught us many things.
#54 to #8 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
You're so cool and harcore swagmonstah. Teach us your ways.
#23 to #8 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
>Implying anyone like that would make it into the military to begin with. Would probably get denied for mental instability or poor physical health.
#51 to #23 - rhc (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #23 - azumeow (07/22/2014) [-]
That's if they're not so far left that they think soldier=baby rapist killer
#144 to #25 - Jowi (07/22/2014) [-]
That's not really anything to do with being left or right...
User avatar #162 to #144 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Far leftists in general do not like military personnel. They usually won't say it to your face, but everyone knows what they think inside - that we're tools, murderers, government controlled goons, and idiots too stupid to do anything else.
#208 to #162 - Jowi (07/22/2014) [-]
You're an idiot if you think "far leftists" think that considering the farthest left we've seen have been people like Stalin and Mao...
There are right wingers who also think we over spend on military. Pacifism isn't to do with political persuasion its to do with your opinion of war. Two complete separate parts of your view of the world. Maybe more people at anti war rallies are what you would call "lefties" but when the Iraq protests happened in London, it was opposed by all sides of the political spectrum.
The war itself in Britain was started by a left wing Prime Minister...

How about you don't just recycle what you hear on Fox news?
User avatar #180 to #162 - yuukoku (07/22/2014) [-]
Even if that's true about some people, it's still disrespectful. It's not like they aren't entitled to their own opinion, but they should at least show respect for the people who love and serve their country. Besides, I know a lot of people who came out of the military and are definitely smarter than most of them.
User avatar #190 to #180 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm a Chem engineer. Deployed to Iraq, Afghanistan, served in the USMC for the most part in Iraq as a dumb grunt, did a bit in Afghanistan as well, and did the rest of my Afghan years in the Navy as a HC. Now I live in Canada happily racking up a 600% pay increase (im dead serious).

A lot of people look at you differently, once you told them you fought, sometimes good sometimes bad. Sometimes I just lied about not serving, just to stave off obnoxious questions and treatment. I mean, there are guys who will be nice, understanding, give me a nod of respect and go about their day. I don't mind that.

But there's some who go through my resume, and ask, "oh, you fought in Iraq? I heard it was pretty messed up, a lot of people have PTSD and stuff yeah?" And when I call and ask about why I didn't get a call back I get "We need people able to provide a good image to our customers."

Highschool kids were getting jobs I couldn't. So I stopped listing my service. That's why I hate leftists. They'll thank you in the news and officially, but when it comes to personal matters, and the nitty gritty, they won't help people who need it for **** .



User avatar #211 to #190 - yuukoku (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, my God, that's awful. I thought having ex-military makes companies look good! I guess people like that are still stuck on the Vietnam mentality where they think that soldiers are baby-killers. Honestly, they think they're so forward-thinking, but they're still stuck in the 70's in their opinions and mentality.
User avatar #213 to #211 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
For the most part it's not like that, but the Iraq war wasn't really liked by anyone. Conversely, some companies do enjoy veterans.
User avatar #214 to #213 - yuukoku (07/22/2014) [-]
I know Iraq wasn't like that. It's also not every individual soldier's fault if the war wasn't well received by the public.
#210 to #190 - Jowi (07/22/2014) [-]
And to answer this part, are you claiming that everyone that rejected you for a job in Canada is left wing?
User avatar #212 to #210 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
My opinions on the left in the US is that they do in general do not support anything, and are for the most part hypocrites. Of course YMMV, and I'm not the one who started with insults. I just find issue that a lot of leftists believe in things such as work place equality, social justice, equal opportunity, but are willing to look the other way when it suits them.

I use leftist and left wing as synonyms as modern US liberalism, this is not a one off, and the terms are interchangeable to a point in the US. A lot of right wingers do not trust military, as we are part of the system that they believe will impeach on their rights, (they are correct to a point).

Don't use Fox news regurgitation as an argument point, I don't think I've watched TV news for a solid two years unless you count snippets at public places.

My issue is with hypocrisy mainly. To be fair, I doubt everyone that rejected me is left wing, it is a personal grudge and assumption I made based on my experience in the states, and with left wing activists. FOR THE MOST PART, right wing activists are more likely to support troops, and individual troop care in the US. Of course, both left wing and right wing supporters can be good people and polite, I am merely exaggerating on my experiences for simplicity. Pacifism is in and itself not nationalism, and even a pacifist can be cordial and support their military.

Have a good one anyways
#216 to #212 - Jowi (07/22/2014) [-]
That was actually interesting to read.
I'm not sure what line of work you're in, but I see Britain as a true land of opportunity and here both sides of the political allegiances are pro ex-servicemen.
I think the problem with America is that you have two parties both of whom are funded by billionaires to their own end. You have no other way of voicing opionions so you get stuck with the label of either Republican or Democrat. Crazy Liberal or Gun-nut Conservative.
These allegiances go back generations in families and ideologies are passed on. For example people who went through the flower power movement in the sixties may have passed on their hatred of war to their kids who in turn did the same.

What was originally a hate of war may mutate into a hatred of soldiers.

But I think the danger is letting their ignorance push you into your own. As a people we must be able to discern individuals from groups and vice versa.

And just so you know, I'm for pretty much state run everything and high tax brackets on high earners. I'm about as left as they come and in the USA I'd probably be considered communist and would have been locked up in the McCarthy era.
However, I fully support national defence including Nuclear deterrent. And I believe that anyone the serves this country in anyway, especially in service to our nation, should be supported as much as is viable once they have completed their duty.

All the best to you too, sir. And if you're a godly man then God bless you for your service. I'm sorry that the system has failed you

User avatar #223 to #216 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
And for the record, I'm a chemical engineer, working for an oil refinery.
User avatar #222 to #216 - fuelnfire ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
You're from Britain then? I got no problems with the Brits at all, good guys. The system did not fail me completely, it was just a big ballache for a long time. Moving to Canada was one of the best decisions I make. I make lots of cash, I get taxed a fair amount, and the gun laws are still lenient hahah.

One of the problems with serving is keeping allegiance to a president you don't particularly like, but that's part of the job I guess. Republican or Democrat, two different sides to the same coin, rock and a hard place.
#195 to #190 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
You honestly dont know what a leftist is...
#207 to #195 - John Cena (07/22/2014) [-]
Check the mirror idiot.
#132 - turbodoosh (07/22/2014) [-]
That's because everything on the internet is a lie. Trust me I'm a 6'5" Somoan ex-wrestler turned actor
#140 - durkadurka (07/22/2014) [-]
We need to keep these people indoors where they're not voting, running for office, or doing anything significant.
User avatar #172 to #140 - murdtugget ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
They are doing that themselves
User avatar #45 - zoidbergjesus (07/22/2014) [-]
are you saying my religion won't be accepted outside of fj?
#138 to #45 - schnitzelwagen (07/22/2014) [-]
It's easy to deal with that: Just never go outside of FJ.
#232 to #138 - zoidbergjesus (07/23/2014) [-]
seems like a safe plan
seems like a safe plan
User avatar #173 - baykhal (07/22/2014) [-]
easily 60% of tumbler are trolls

most of this is fake
User avatar #205 to #173 - sgrave (07/22/2014) [-]
The best thing about that is that SJfags seem unable to understand that fact.
User avatar #171 - noblekira (07/22/2014) [-]
Saw in the news "Gender neuteral teen was shocked when he was not allowed to have his photo taken at DMV for wearing making, so much for Gender neutral if they call him a he in the same sentence.

also some girl on my fb took this way out of proportion with "OMG What was the world come too to allow this to happen" bitch please, we've evolved, if we all lived in back in the days of Sparta and the 300, a good 80% of us would have been killed at birth for not being perfect
User avatar #145 - sigmundisdabest (07/22/2014) [-]
I think all the punctation got to her.
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