Oh, The places you'll go.. . Irradiated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me I thoughti was getting some cheesy graduation card, But  i think id be cool to see what my Teacher say about me this Kid was a fucking asshole
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Irradiated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
present for me I thoughti was getting some cheesy graduation
card, But what I received was something tns/ y priceless.
Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of ‘Oh the PIECES
Go,'' by Dieter Seuss inside.. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
let and that I leased that book,
Batman he teld me Tlo, open it up.’ ...On the first page I see a short
paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher, I start tearing up
but rm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
day you started kindergarten We gotten every teacher, coach and principal to
write a little samething artyum you inside this peek.“
He managed to keep this book a secret for ears,
and apparently everyone else in my life knew ll out it!
Yes the intended wept muted... I burst em in tears,
Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
from every masher I we and remember through my were in this small town.
My early teachers mention my ‘Pigtails and giggles,'' while my high school
teachers mention my 'Wit and sharp thinking...” But they all mention my humor
and less for life. It is astounding receive something this moving, touching,
nostalgic, and thoughtful,
I can' t ex ms how much I have my
Dad or this labor of love.
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User avatar #183 - angrybarts [OP]
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this person isnt me
User avatar #184 to #183 - applecopy
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you jinxed it
User avatar #194 to #184 - angrybarts [OP]
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No i got like 5 friend requests and someone who tohught i was the chick in the picture and he was like styling on me
User avatar #206 to #194 - slowbroking
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That's actually hilarious I found this comment better than the content.
User avatar #217 to #206 - angrybarts [OP]
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content was meant for feels more than laughs
#197 to #194 - nighkey
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You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
User avatar #203 to #184 - anonymousbrony
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Is this intentionally a pun?
User avatar #208 to #203 - applecopy
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?
User avatar #209 to #208 - anonymousbrony
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Caitlyn and Jinx are enemies, you have a Caitlyn avatar, and you said they Jinxed it
User avatar #210 to #209 - applecopy
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maybe
User avatar #211 to #210 - anonymousbrony
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I'm just going to go ahead and assume no.
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User avatar #7 - somedumbcomics
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I have two bottles of Johnnie Walker Blue. One to share with my future son-in-law the night before he marries my daughter and one to share with my son before his wedding.

My kids don't know about them.
#11 to #7 - anon id: 3422632a
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Why don't you share it with your daughter?
User avatar #12 to #11 - somedumbcomics
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Drinking whiskey together is for men. Sorry, I'm a bit old-fashioned that way.
#179 to #12 - applescryatnight
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what if your daughter turns out to be a lesbian?
#119 to #12 - furiousmarshmellow
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At the very least buy her some Chardonnay or even UV Vodka  hue .
At the very least buy her some Chardonnay or even UV Vodka hue .
#111 to #12 - jarelk
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Get a bottle of Jillz or grape vodka or some **** to share with you daughter
#68 to #12 - anon id: bc21c982
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Maybe the reason girls arent a big fan of whiskey's and such, is because their fathers never offered to drink it with them? My father was the same way as you, and 'taught' my older brother how to 'take real liqour', but when it was my turn and I turned 18 (legal dinking age in my country) the subject never occured to him until I brought it up, and even then he tought it was a bit.. uncomfortable. Its a pity, because I really would liked to get the same treatment as my brother in that case!
User avatar #34 to #12 - ennaburning
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To be honest, very few women like whiskey anyway, it's not a sexist thing, it's just true
#67 to #34 - anon id: bc21c982
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Maybe the reason girls arent a big fan of whiskey's and such, is because their fathers never offered to drink it with them? My father was the same way, and 'taught' my older brother how to 'take real liqour', but when it was my turn the subject never occured to him until I brought it up, and even then he tought it was a bit.. uncomfortable. Its a pity, because I really would liked to get the same treatment as my brother in that case!
User avatar #182 to #67 - ennaburning
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Hmm, maybe in some cases, in my family both my parents would drink whiskey, though my dad definitely more than my mum. I wasn't really aware of the gender gap thing about it until I was older
#42 to #34 - firesky
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One more thing I can't understand with women, great.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ennaburning
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It's just a very strong taste, and women (generally) have a sweeter tooth than men, not always though.

If you're buying a girl drink, just ask her what she wants, or what she was having before, I don't think many of us would think any differently of anyone because of it haha
#47 to #43 - firesky
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Well most girls I know drink Tequila which tastes way stronger than many Whisk(e)ys (and totally awful) imo. Peated ones and most Single Malts are stronger, tough.

The problem is that most people just know the 3 Js from the US. I can understand that girls don't like them as they taste completely awful to me, at least the standard versions you get in most bars. And after tasting them they believe every whisk(e)y tastes awful like that. The parents of a friend of mine were such an example.

I bought him a bottle of "Jameson Special Reserve" for his 18th birthday, really fine Irish Whiskey for a good price. However he convinced his parents to try it. Since then they enjoy a good whiskey every once in a while.
User avatar #181 to #47 - ennaburning
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Most I know drink vodka and something, or just alcopops haha

And I dunno, I'm from Scotland, so generally people are aware of what good whiskey is haha
#220 to #181 - firesky
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Well I have more understanding for drinking Vodka then for Tequila. Tough I have to admit I can't see the stuff since my second time *********. Drank half a litre of it alongside with other stuff on last day of school with 30° outside. After getting home I slept for 22 hours.

Lucky you, Scotland is one of the next places I want to go to with my buddies.
I want to start in Ireland, get over to Scotland by ferry and afterwards fly home. Maybe also spend a few days in Liverpool and London, tough I'm not a big fan of England.
User avatar #221 to #220 - ennaburning
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The other week I was out three nights in a row drinking mainly vodka, still can't quite bring myself to drink it again yet haha

And (if you've never been to Britain before) you may as well go to England too, cross another country off (:
#222 to #221 - firesky
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No, I meant Tequila. Tequila hangovers are evil. I'm pretty fine with vodka as long as it isn't Eristoff, I prefer Stolichnaya

The journey is also a time thing. I'm working part time and study and one of my two buddies works full time the other one studies, too. So it's hard to get holiday at the same time and especially for a longer time frame.
User avatar #223 to #222 - ennaburning
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I've never been entirely drunk off tequila, I've only had a few shots of it on a night out while drinking other drinks haha, and when I can I drink Smirnoff haha, though I have had supermarket own brand vodka... Not a nice taste, but it does get you drunk!


And true, but remember that Britain is tiny, it really doesn't take you long to get around places haha
#224 to #223 - firesky
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My country is even smaller and a trip still can take forever ^^ (I'm from Austria)

I'm calculating with two weeks and we want to stay at least 1 week in Ireland (I finally want to see a Hurling and/or Gaelic Football match live in Croke Park) and 2 nights each in Glasgow and Edinburgh. So there's not much time left for England.

But the trip is far ahead anyway as I don't get holiday this summer.
User avatar #226 to #224 - ennaburning
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But that does sound good!!
User avatar #225 to #224 - ennaburning
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Hmm, you probably have far more mountainous areas than we have though! driving from Glasgow to London is just a long motorway really!
#23 to #7 - anon id: 99b6edcb
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I first read that as "share with my son when he marries my daughter". Oh internet, what have you done to me?
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User avatar #76 to #41 - pokemonstheshiz
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Johnnie Walker is Scotch, not American
#108 to #76 - firesky
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Damn, thank you.
Always think of Jim, Jack and Johnny all as american, don't know why.

But at least now I know why I prefer Johnny Walker over Jim Beam and Jack Daniels
User avatar #62 to #7 - commontroll
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I love bourbon, especially if I'm smoking a good pipe tobacco with it, never been a fan of other types of whiskey.

Even though really the only difference is barley versus corn. It just tastes better to me for some reason.
User avatar #66 to #7 - traks
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Whats so special about it, is it not made anymore or something?
#105 to #66 - fragman
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It's pretty much the mac of whisky.
While there's lots of stuff that's cheaper and actually much better in my opinion, it somehow sells for a ******* of money.

Also, I don't see the reason to have bottles of whisky stocked for an event years beforehand since unlike wine it doesn't gain anything while in the bottle...
User avatar #163 to #105 - danniegurl
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From what I hear, 7-10 years is best. Because if it's newer, it'll have too much bite, but older it gets woody and dry (which for a first time drinker can be too much)
User avatar #73 to #66 - pokemonstheshiz
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It's a really smooth and expensive blended whiskey. They still make it, but they don't make very many a year because it's carefully selected
#102 to #7 - anon id: ecef2fe3
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Not even getting something proper for those occasions. I am disappoint.
#134 to #7 - loverofgoats
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And when you start drinking the bottle, and notice the taste of water, you'll then realize that your sons have some explaining to do.
User avatar #201 to #7 - hypermetaljacob
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so you're going to share 2 bottles with your son then?
#205 to #7 - demcomments
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**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Flanders at the museum **

Went to do some price checking for this stuff. It's pretty freaking expensive.

1.75 liters for $500
#53 - bitchesbanthymine
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I was given something similar, except when I opened it up...
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User avatar #72 to #54 - oceanfrank
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.... OH NOWHERE!
User avatar #128 to #54 - ponchosdm
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where have you gone?
those kind of books are to write on, hope you can write some good travels, about some new people, about your new jobs, new friends, a partner, a family, their family and so on...
best of wishes
#29 - ghostofgemini
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I got my laptop for graduating high school.   
   
Less sentimental, but more practical.   
   
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I got my laptop for graduating high school.

Less sentimental, but more practical.

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#87 to #29 - leonidasking
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Your parents hate you, in other words.
User avatar #143 to #87 - nought
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someone jelly hard
#9 - drewilking
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my dads dead  gif related its how he died
my dads dead gif related its how he died
#14 to #9 - anon id: 982e8c0e
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No McDonald's for you then

I hope someone get the reference
User avatar #202 to #14 - davajz
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I didn't see that one coming, great job
User avatar #149 to #14 - zeeaii
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I don't
User avatar #155 to #149 - christmouth
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It's a reference to facebook screencap. A girl says her dad bought her McDonalds, a guy then responds and says his dad is dead, then the girl answers "no McDonald's for you then." something like that.
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User avatar #35 to #14 - shumdek
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I geddit
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User avatar #140 to #130 - meganinja
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Way off.
User avatar #152 to #140 - advicedude
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Nvm it was that facebook post a while ago but it was also 4chan one time.
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Correct!
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User avatar #137 to #130 - mrbuu
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not even close.
User avatar #51 to #9 - thehardcorechimp
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Is that him RIP mr superman

srs tho rip
#70 to #9 - anon id: cb3b04a2
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is that why he was so still last night
User avatar #99 to #9 - starblood
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source?
User avatar #115 to #99 - fannypackattack
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Kick-Ass.
#61 to #9 - easilythebest
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...Batman?
#78 - DrollHumor
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I moved to the state my Dad lives in to go to the college he went to.   
He won't let me live at his house because his wife hates me.  I have to pay an extra $4k to live in the dorms.
I moved to the state my Dad lives in to go to the college he went to.
He won't let me live at his house because his wife hates me. I have to pay an extra $4k to live in the dorms.
User avatar #84 to #78 - pulluspardus
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I know that feel but its not the same as you , its because I lived in a religious family in a religious town, "no one talks to the heathen" type of thing, basically i am like dead to them now I have no friends or family.

yes this **** still exist in the middle east.
User avatar #86 to #84 - DrollHumor
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My older half sister came to stay with them because her life was **** in Nevada. After six months, my stepmother tore her apart so much, she went back to Nevada. They then took everything she had left behind, things she couldn't fit in her suitcases whilst fleeing, and gave it to goodwill. She is now considered disowned.

I'm positive my stepmonster thought, "One down, one to go" because she keeps bitching up storms at me.
User avatar #101 to #86 - sweetbutteryjesus
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Dude, kick your stepmom in the ovaries.
User avatar #89 to #86 - deviousdanish
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Why is your stepmother such a cunt?
User avatar #133 to #86 - talonhalfstar
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It always seems to be stepmoms that are pretty vile to their husbands kids, whether it's because they aren't theirs or some other reason. I would seriously not put up with it, whether I get in trouble. **** is unacceptable.
User avatar #135 to #133 - talonhalfstar
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And of course, from your description in the first comment, the dad is the typical passive person who doesn't lift a finger to defend his kids, or for whatever other reason.
#196 to #84 - jakeattack
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Curious what did you do to be named the heathen? Still it's ********, just an example of people being dicks :/
User avatar #215 to #196 - pulluspardus
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I don't follow Islamic things, their ****** up view on life, oppressive views toward women, depressive views about life and moral codes.
User avatar #97 to #78 - mamalunarwolf
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Damn...
User avatar #145 to #78 - mexicandudeinsd
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dude a son is closer than a stepwife...talk to your dad
User avatar #188 to #145 - DrollHumor
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Won't work. I was a bratty thirteen year old to her when they first got together, now she won't get the **** over it and claims that no matter what I do, I'm being a bitch to her. So my Dad blames me for not getting along with her.
User avatar #204 to #188 - mexicandudeinsd
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sadstich.gif
well that just makes me sad:/ maybe one day your relation can get better
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you knew the risks involved
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oh...damn... i forgot to log in... *cough*
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Comment Picture
#83 to #58 - anon id: d6b2f819
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wasn't you faggot
User avatar #172 to #10 - owmowmow
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YOU RUINED A BEAUTIFUL POST!!!
User avatar #106 to #10 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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i was just about to make a "too bad shes gonna bea slut" joke
User avatar #17 to #10 - deathstare
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I also thought it said "they all mention my humor and love life"
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#64 to #10 - AdamBaum
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From almost tearing up to laughing out loud in a fraction of a nano second changes a man, almost breaks him. No human can come out of this sane. Are feet shoes?
#191 to #64 - cosmicapprentice
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Comment Picture
#200 to #191 - rishnock
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Are we having a sonic thread?
Are we having a sonic thread?
#219 to #200 - cosmicapprentice
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That's the only Sonic-related image/gif that I have.  Gif unrelated.
That's the only Sonic-related image/gif that I have. Gif unrelated.
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#82 - howunexpected
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The best my dad could to was a hastily written letter on why he couldn't stay in my life, so uhm
The best my dad could to was a hastily written letter on why he couldn't stay in my life, so uhm
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lol
#4 - theannoyingFJguy
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buzzkill
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Oh wow, that's a great idea. If I'll ever have a daughter I'll do this.
If I'll have a boy I'll give him money. Feelings are for pussies.