Oh Siri. you're a heartless bitch. Tm thinking about killing myself” If you are thinking about suicide, you may want to speak with someone at the National Suici Siri Heartless computer Mean death
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Oh Siri

you're a heartless bitch

Tm thinking about killing
myself”
If you are thinking about
suicide, you may want to
speak with someone at the
National Suicide Prevention
Lifeline.
They' re at 1 800 273 8255.
Shall I call them for you?
No I' m just gonna kill myself"
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Submitted: 05/05/2014
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#2 - schwerdaddy (05/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
At least she tried.
#1 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Wow, what a bitch.
#4 to #1 - kulamia (05/05/2014) [-]
How is she a bitch? Either someone is going to kill themselves, or they are going to seek help. If SIRI cannot help you by bringing up a help center what do you want "her" to do? Suck your dick and feed you xanex until you love life again?
#11 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
Siri is comic gold
User avatar #16 - Das (05/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Decided to try the same thing with Cleverbot and see what it does. After I got it to stop speaking in spanish I said:

Me: I'm thinking about killing myself.
Cleverbot: You don't need money to do that.
Me: You're right. I'm just gonna jump off a bridge.
Cleverbot: That's fine
#14 - A Pickle (05/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Ask Siri: Is this the Krusty Krab?   
   
Oh this .gif? This is nothing
Ask Siri: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Oh this .gif? This is nothing

#23 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - AvidGamerShkunk (05/06/2014) [-]
this should have been titled "apathetic siri"
#42 - tomanydiscos (05/06/2014) [-]
Would have been way better if she just left it at 'K,'
#31 - hybridxproject (05/06/2014) [-]
just tried it  with siri on my phone   
   
mfw "ok"
just tried it with siri on my phone

mfw "ok"
#37 - cockineveryorifice (05/06/2014) [-]
Wtf Cleverbot!?
#27 - klikko (05/06/2014) [-]
**klikko rolled image**
#46 - robatic (05/06/2014) [-]
Why
#45 - megakillerx (05/06/2014) [-]
**megakillerx rolled image** what I'm committing suicide for.
#43 - atomicman (05/06/2014) [-]
Remembered me of this for some reason
User avatar #33 - partyboomer (05/06/2014) [-]
"I'm thinking about killing myself"

"I don't know where you are. But you can show me. Go to Settings, tap Privacy, tap Location Services and turn it on. then scroll to siri and turn that on, too."

"Ok, Bye"
#30 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #29 - zahnrad (05/06/2014) [-]
Can I request a Siri comp? I love these things.
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#3 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
Her response should be "K."
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