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Oh, Darling.

Ihe Navy Chief noticed a new seann.'. -m and barked at him. "Gert ever here!
Whate your name sailor?"
John,’ the new replied.
Look. I don' t know what kind of pansy trap they' re
teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I dent call anyone by his first
name," the chu( & "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a
brt? in authority.
I refer to rm: sailors by their last Name' orgy. ‘Smith, Jones, Baler, whaleboat.
and you are to refer to me as 'Chief". Do I new myself clear?‘
Aye, Aye Chiefy"
Now that we' got that straight, what' s your last name?"
The st? -annan sighed. ‘Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief‘
Okay. Jahn. here' s animat I want you ta do .. ."
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#3 - lordlolland ONLINE (11/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #8 - diablojoe (11/13/2013) [-]
Apart from this joke is done much better in the entirety of Blackadder goes Forth
#35 - xxmemesxx (11/13/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Why do people even join the army

>go to army
>go into battle
>die
>make everyone cry because you didn't play COD enough

All army forces are ****
#49 to #48 - xxxmemesxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
NERG SCERERD TER SER 100 PERCERNT
User avatar #25 - whydoesthishappen (11/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
haha what a gay faggot. secretly the chief wants to put his dick in his anus.
User avatar #202 - xxxponyloverxxx (11/14/2013) [+] (21 replies)
******* army. Can't everyone who is in it, go die already?! All they do is ramp up to war and kill eachothers. ******* faggots.
User avatar #206 to #205 - prycebear (11/14/2013) [-]
I hope I die there as well, better than being a pony ******* asshole who does nothing with his life, at least my death meant something
#114 - knightmrku (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#79 - worried (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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seamen
#164 - krispybananaz (11/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I read seaman and I thought it was gonna be a joke about cum
User avatar #11 - coloki (11/13/2013) [+] (20 replies)
The Navy is for faggots, the Army is for ******* and mexicans, and the marine corps is for high school drop outs and GED recipients(failures). The only respectable branch is the Air Force. You actually have to have some intelligence and skill.
User avatar #16 to #13 - deescalation (11/13/2013) [-]
I joined the Air Force hoping for a desk job and ended up as a crew chief, which is the exact opposite :/
#64 - derksuls (11/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
SEAMEN? MORE LIKE SEMEN XDDDDD IM SO PERVERTYED LOLOLLO XCDDDDDDDDDD
#65 to #64 - dkjslkj (11/14/2013) [-]
oh em gee master trole is baitign uss
User avatar #46 - sekshun (11/14/2013) [-]
I like how the punchlines in the title
User avatar #196 - biggrniggr (11/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
lel of course all the faggets are in the navy. everyone in the navy takes a hard cock in the ass every ******* day. **** everyone in the milirtary period. all you cunts can go **** yourselves i pack my ninemil everywhere i go so all the bitches kno i aint give a ****
User avatar #200 to #196 - willindor (11/14/2013) [-]
You must be so edgy that you can replace a chainsaw.
User avatar #195 - usmcoorah (11/14/2013) [-]
Do you think since the Marines are letting gay people enlist now that the Navy is letting straight people enlist?
User avatar #127 - whimsical (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
honestly if you join the army you're a ******* idiot

you're fighting for the government who are a bunch of liers and just want ur money
#129 to #127 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
That's not the army ******* .
User avatar #191 - pinkusername (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #192 to #191 - jabadagriffins (11/14/2013) [-]
I like to think giving you green thumbs would be more beneficial
User avatar #167 - rocksteady (11/14/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I was in the military, and funny last names seem to be like 90% of the humor on base. Here are a couple I still remember

Private Pupe (It was pronounced Poop, so his name was Private Poop)
Private Hassenkok (He was German or something and when someone asked him his name it sounded like he was saying Private Ass In Cock)

I am laughing just thinking about it again, I may laugh about Hassenkok the rest of my life.
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