Oh, Canada. Not mine. I am in fact a thief.. The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear from the "Toonie" (two dollars]  loonie toonies
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Oh, Canada

Not mine. I am in fact a thief.

The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced
they are going to remove the polar bear
from the "Toonie" (two dollars]
in View of its demise soon with global warming
In the height of political correctness,
they will replace it with two gay deer.
Instead of calling it a "toonie,"
it will now be called
two ******* bucks."
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Submitted: 08/09/2014
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User avatar #1 - heroicdose (08/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i feel like this joke is as old as the coin itself. but it was new to my american ears.
#18 - poutinesalad (08/10/2014) [-]
>Buy coke from drug dealer   
>Exchange happens, pay in all toonies   
>cokedealerspissed.mad   
>"b-b-but polar bears love coke..."   
>get shot in the face   
   
   
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>Buy coke from drug dealer
>Exchange happens, pay in all toonies
>cokedealerspissed.mad
>"b-b-but polar bears love coke..."
>get shot in the face


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#20 - mrlego (08/10/2014) [-]
Im canadian and never heard of this one before. 10/10
#19 - Jeff C ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I've been getting a lot of Canadian pennies mixed in with my change lately (I'm american), as I understand it they took it out of currency last year or something. I'm hoping by the time I go next summer I can have $1s worth and try to buy something. I mean, if a Canadian came down here with 100 American pennies he's accumulated and they were out of currency I'd give the thing to him just because that's funny as ****
User avatar #17 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
A hearty Canadian chuckle was had.
User avatar #14 - mymommasallama ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
thank god that one time i was in canada china town in montreal. went with father on business trip. they were looking to save money i suppose they guy in the hotel gift shop explained loonies and toonies to my 12 year old self....i would have been confused by this joke or why that coin machine in the trailer park boys movie was worth so much.
also this is when i first discovered tentacle hentai dolls in an anime shop in montreal's chinatown. i walk in and start looking at some dbz action figures...turn my head to see tentacles coming out of 5 different dolls vaginal areas....my mother promptly grabbed my arm and dragged me out. this was back in 2000ish when such a thing wasnt nearly as heard of....
TL;DR i went from $1 and $2 coins to my mom dragging me out of a shot with hentai dolls. i need to go to bed
User avatar #10 - planetpluto (08/10/2014) [-]
Did you know that not all of the polar bear population is degrading? Just the most northern parts of the arctic, Polar bear population is actually going up in newfoundland.
User avatar #6 - szymonf (08/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm pretty sure the two polar bears were only on the toonie for the millennium edition coins
#16 to #6 - fandomsexual (08/10/2014) [-]
It's been that way since their introduction into currency, actually.
It's been that way since their introduction into currency, actually.
#5 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Too lazy to apply clapping GIF Bravo as a Canadian I lol'd hard
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