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#10 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That's because justin Beiber was the one dumping the chemicals all along
User avatar #15 to #10 - cupcakescankill (02/04/2014) [-]
So he poisoned our water supply?

What next? He burns our crops and delivers a plague unto our houses?
#23 - twofreegerbils (02/04/2014) [-]
Plot twist: Neither one will get 						****					 done.   
   
I've signed petitions that have reached the required number of signatures before, you know, where the government is obliged to respond somehow.   
   
Basically, if the petition doesn't agree with the executive office's political views, they send you a kindly worded email telling you to 						****					 the 						****					 off. Plus, you're probably added to a "dangerous persons" list.
Plot twist: Neither one will get **** done.

I've signed petitions that have reached the required number of signatures before, you know, where the government is obliged to respond somehow.

Basically, if the petition doesn't agree with the executive office's political views, they send you a kindly worded email telling you to **** the **** off. Plus, you're probably added to a "dangerous persons" list.
User avatar #8 - niteghost (02/03/2014) [-]
It's all about publicity. You can ask almost anyone who JB is and they would know who that is. He is pop culture. West Virginia problems are not. I live in Chicago and this is the first I hear of this particular problem.

TL;DR JB is a famous little **** .
User avatar #11 - failtolawl (02/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
first off, 200k is what, .0004% of the American populace, not to mention the Europeans who most likely signed that too. Second off, the federal government has really nothing to do with a toxic waste dump is West Virginia, that is the local county or state's jurisdiction. Either way, signatures on the white house website are completely useless.
#24 - fyaq (02/04/2014) [-]
Good thing you reposted this on FJ instead of petitioning local representatives to bring the issue to a wider scale.   
   
You really bring armchair activism to new tiers.  of faggotry.
Good thing you reposted this on FJ instead of petitioning local representatives to bring the issue to a wider scale.

You really bring armchair activism to new tiers. of faggotry.
User avatar #1 - rawrursaurus (02/03/2014) [-]
Why do you need to sign a petition, why not actually do something?
User avatar #27 - landerp (02/04/2014) [-]
We had to put our priorities in order.
#26 - kingderps (02/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let him stay in the US. Our economy is terrible. The more money he spends buying things in the US the better for us. Come on people. And get on this chemical dumping **** too.

You all talk **** about beiber, I really don't give a **** about him. I'm more concerned with the countless other stupid ass Americans I live around. Like you're so much better. beiber for the talentless hack that he is, is more talented than most **** for brains Americans.
User avatar #28 to #26 - alecsucks (02/04/2014) [-]
idk hes been in jail a few times already costing us 1000s of dollars each time trying to get out of it with lawyers and keeping it going on causing us to spend more money on him
I don't see why we should keep him here
#21 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
unlike the dumping of chemicals, Bieber is constantly thrown in our face whether it be on the news or on the internet. there is never enough awareness about the things that matter.
unlike the dumping of chemicals, Bieber is constantly thrown in our face whether it be on the news or on the internet. there is never enough awareness about the things that matter.
User avatar #17 - randomwanker (02/04/2014) [-]
as if ******** like this doesn't happen everywhere...
#16 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
America - the land of low-information voters!!
#9 - anonymous (02/03/2014) [-]
most of us are hoping that the chemicals give superpowers
User avatar #7 - cravetheinsanity (02/03/2014) [-]
Drink the water and kill yourselves.
User avatar #6 - wellimnotsure (02/03/2014) [-]
Because we already know why?
User avatar #5 - goochtvi (02/03/2014) [-]
because canada dumped some toxic chemical into the ENTIRE USA
User avatar #4 - shoopdalazah (02/03/2014) [-]
well, priorities, you know...
User avatar #3 - trogenfrihet (02/03/2014) [-]
Because I've never heard of the west Virginia thing? I don't doubt it happened but I wasn't told about it.
User avatar #2 - namdelliks (02/03/2014) [-]
Because Justin Bieber is a national and worldwide problem. West virginia is a local problem.
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