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What has twenty-four legs and says "Hodedoe!Hodedoe!"
Twelve blacks running for the elevator -psychoticcaleb
Studies show that 9 out of ten People enjoy gang rape -erebosstatic
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole.
What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out.
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake.
How are children like cellphones?
If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist asshole!
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't **** a rock.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice.
Why do black men cry during sex?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Cracker with cheese.
What does a tampon and a white woman have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
What is the most positive thing in harlem?
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
How do you know if a Chinese person robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****** is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornadoes have in common?
Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Part three coming soon, to a funnyjunk near you