If you are easily offened, do not read
And I mean you will have to be easily offened
A guy walks into a commute store,
hamburgers- . 00
Cheeseburgers- . 00
Handjobs- . 00
He asks the pretty young blonde
cashier if she' s the one who give' s
why yes I am" she replied.
Then wash your hands, and
make me a cheeseburger."
lahat is the best part about
Ca, having sex with twenty nine
C year olds?
N Arr, @There twenty of them.
I locked my keys inside my car
outside an abortion clinic one day.
And apparently they get really
pissed if you walk in and ask for a
Blind man walks into a fish
market, sniffs in the air and
3 says, "Hello ladies."
A man goes into a library and
asks for a book on suicide. The
librarian says, "Fuck off, you bl E L P
r, e What do you tell a woman with
two black eyes?
l If / nothing. you already told her
What do japanese men do when
they have an erection?