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Offensive Jokes Comp 2

Part 2 of 5. I claim no rights to this comp. I asked whomadewho if I could use his (Offensive Jokes)comps, and he was okay with it

If you are easily offened, do not read
And I mean you will have to be easily offened
A guy walks into a commute store,
hamburgers- . 00
Cheeseburgers- . 00
Handjobs- . 00
He asks the pretty young blonde
cashier if she' s the one who give' s
those handjobs.
why yes I am" she replied.
Then wash your hands, and
make me a cheeseburger."
lahat is the best part about
Ca, having sex with twenty nine
C year olds?
N Arr, @There twenty of them.
I locked my keys inside my car
outside an abortion clinic one day.
And apparently they get really
pissed if you walk in and ask for a
clothes hanger.
Blind man walks into a fish
market, sniffs in the air and
3 says, "Hello ladies."
A man goes into a library and
asks for a book on suicide. The
librarian says, " **** off, you bl E L P
r, e What do you tell a woman with
two black eyes?
LN n
l If / nothing. you already told her
twice.
What do japanese men do when
they have an erection?
Vote.
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Submitted: 12/19/2013
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#32 - crazyolitis (12/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?   
Because then it would be called "Solved"
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
#16 - sevenscars (12/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Oh that last one
Oh that last one
#13 - veryspecialagent (12/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You don't peanut butter your dick into a woman's ass (slightly more offensive)
User avatar #11 - kupowrath (12/19/2013) [-]
I feel like the pictures ruin it.
User avatar #5 - mexicandudeinsd (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dont get the last one. someone explain pls
User avatar #8 to #5 - dragonstew (12/19/2013) [-]
Do you mean, you don't get the rast one?
User avatar #31 - slippawinka (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What has eight legs and make a woman scream?
Gang rape.
#20 - insulation (12/19/2013) [-]
well   
none of these are offensive   
to me at least
well
none of these are offensive
to me at least
#94 - kaboomz (12/19/2013) [-]
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0/10

you call this offensive op?

it was pretty funny tough
User avatar #91 - conwaytweety (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race
User avatar #61 - mauerman ONLINE (12/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's the hardest part about blending a dead baby?

holding the camera still while masturbating
User avatar #33 - dropdeadbiotch (12/19/2013) [-]
A mom and a daughter are at the Zoo, and they are walking around. The girl saw two Zebras mating, and the girl asked her mom, what are they doing? The mom said Making cupcakes. Later on the girl saw two bears mating, she again asked what are they doing? Making cupcakes. At night when the girl woke up to get a cup of water, she sees her parents "making cupcakes". In the morning the Daughter confronted her mom about what she saw. She said, "You guys were making cup cakes! And I licked the Icing off!"
#89 - fourtitwo (12/19/2013) [-]
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#12 to #1 - veryspecialagent (12/19/2013) [-]
You don't call a woman to shut the **** up... You tell her...
#119 - derak (12/19/2013) [-]
A mexican, a jew and a coloured guy go into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "Get the **** outta here."
User avatar #117 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who is worse than the man who throws 20 babies off of a cliff
The man on the bottom trying to catch them with a pitchfork
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them
What is red, bubbly, and scratches on glass right before it explodes?
A baby in the microwave
How do you get 10 babies into a bucket
With a blender
BUT, how do you get them out?
With tortilla chips
#127 - zekamaru (12/19/2013) [-]
10/10 Blew Air out of nose
10/10 Blew Air out of nose
#71 - olesc (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hello ladies
User avatar #83 - slowbroking (12/19/2013) [-]
Old but gold. Who was the greatest Jewish chef? Hitler
#76 - koolmoedee (12/19/2013) [-]
I was going to laugh at that fish joke....
I was going to laugh at that fish joke....
#10 - I Am Monkey (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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