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Offensive Jokes Comp 2. Part 2 of 5. I claim no rights to this comp. I asked whomadewho if I could use his (Offensive Jokes)comps, and he was okay with it. If y

Part 2 of 5. I claim no rights to this comp. I asked whomadewho if I could use his (Offensive Jokes)comps, and he was okay with it

If you are easily offened, do not read
And I mean you will have to be easily offened
A guy walks into a commute store,
hamburgers- . 00
Cheeseburgers- . 00
Handjobs- . 00
He asks the pretty young blonde
cashier if she' s the one who give' s
those handjobs.
why yes I am" she replied.
Then wash your hands, and
make me a cheeseburger."
lahat is the best part about
Ca, having sex with twenty nine
C year olds?
N Arr, @There twenty of them.
I locked my keys inside my car
outside an abortion clinic one day.
And apparently they get really
pissed if you walk in and ask for a
clothes hanger.
Blind man walks into a fish
market, sniffs in the air and
3 says, "Hello ladies."
A man goes into a library and
asks for a book on suicide. The
librarian says, "Fuck off, you bl E L P
r, e What do you tell a woman with
two black eyes?
LN n
l If / nothing. you already told her
twice.
What do japanese men do when
they have an erection?
Vote.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#32 - crazyolitis
Reply +140 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?   
Because then it would be called "Solved"
Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
#138 to #32 - mcswaggerjagger
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
why r u a "******"

because you are a "jew"

XD
#139 to #138 - crazyolitis
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(12/19/2013) [-]
#140 to #139 - mcswaggerjagger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
get a new reaction image niger
#141 to #140 - crazyolitis
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(12/19/2013) [-]
#142 to #141 - mcswaggerjagger
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
ok now you can dump your gay grandpa porn folder here thats cool

your pics suck lol
#16 - sevenscars
Reply +98 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Oh that last one
Oh that last one
#53 to #16 - anon id: edb868a2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I don't get it help me
User avatar #57 to #53 - symustafa
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Erection,Erection,Election
#60 to #57 - anon id: edb868a2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
OH. OH OHHHH
#56 to #53 - anon id: aaf66199
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I don't get it either...
#59 to #56 - optimussum
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
japanese people tend to mispronounce the letter "l" as "r"

so "erection" is just a japanese mispronunciation of "election"
#136 to #59 - iamspika
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Just because Shiina
Just because Shiina
#102 to #16 - Zaxplab
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(12/19/2013) [-]
#13 - veryspecialagent
Reply +81 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You don't peanut butter your dick into a woman's ass (slightly more offensive)
#17 to #13 - zaemey
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(12/19/2013) [-]
You can't peanut butter your dick in a girls ass
#38 to #13 - jbywalec
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#42 to #38 - veryspecialagent
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(12/19/2013) [-]
do you not ******* know how the eye icon works? jesus christ look at the thumbs the guy under you got...
User avatar #36 to #13 - uguuu
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I think asses are gender-less, why must it be specifically a woman's ass?
#64 to #13 - turbodoosh
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I prefer the Jelly versus jam version.  Because "You can't Jelly your dick into a woman's ass." just sounds funnier
I prefer the Jelly versus jam version. Because "You can't Jelly your dick into a woman's ass." just sounds funnier
User avatar #67 to #13 - creatablejam
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(12/19/2013) [-]
#137 to #13 - anon id: 461bc1f4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
how do you know your sister is on her period?

your dad's cock tastes like blood
#69 to #13 - dogalog
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
well i can't peanut butter my peanus in your poo dungeon
User avatar #82 to #13 - slowbroking
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Its better if you ask the difference between jelly and jam... Because that seems like a legit question. I mean if anyone didnt know the actual difference between peanut butter and jam you'd probably consider them to be pretty damn dumb.
User avatar #37 to #13 - zombietronexe
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
is that the joke from how i met your mother where you didn't hear the answer, and lilly was gone for about 2 months?
#44 to #37 - veryspecialagent
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Ya but it was really just an excuse to let alyson hannigan go, because she was pregnant in the episodes before that, and was about ready to have the baby.
#39 to #37 - jbywalec
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User avatar #11 - kupowrath
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I feel like the pictures ruin it.
User avatar #5 - mexicandudeinsd
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
i dont get the last one. someone explain pls
User avatar #6 to #5 - suddenk
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
election = erection
User avatar #19 to #5 - reginleif
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Japanese people don't have the letter L, so they use L and R interchangeably.
User avatar #8 to #5 - dragonstew
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Do you mean, you don't get the rast one?
User avatar #93 to #8 - zuflux
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
I read this and your answer made me facepalm over how stupid I feel for not getting it at once. Very well written hint-response. Thumb for you.
User avatar #31 - slippawinka
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
What has eight legs and make a woman scream?
Gang rape.
#125 to #31 - dontquotemeonthis
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
#20 - insulation
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
well   
none of these are offensive   
to me at least
well
none of these are offensive
to me at least
#94 - kaboomz
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
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you call this offensive op?

it was pretty funny tough
User avatar #91 - conwaytweety
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

Phelps can finish a race
#95 to #91 - anon id: 3f1bfea7
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Phelps is a faggot
User avatar #61 - mauerman
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
What's the hardest part about blending a dead baby?

holding the camera still while masturbating
User avatar #108 to #61 - rootytootyfrooty
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Alternative answer- "My erection"
User avatar #109 to #108 - mauerman
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/19/2013) [-]
Not as disturbing.