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Of all the things that totally happened

Of all the things that totally happened. This by far happened the most, like it totally definitely happened. For realsies. Its probably a troll or but with tumb

This by far happened the most, like it totally definitely happened. For realsies.

Its probably a troll or but with tumblr you never can tell.

I had a wad day of tips - for once, so I gave a
homeless man 510 an the Hulk heme.
living Hen: There must he an mistake!
In: no mistake. I can afford to Cut hack a little. Have a
wonderful day,
living Hen: [tearing up]
Suddenly, a shrieks Little undies rang out. A pasty dude
Hearing a trenchcoat and fedora barreled toward me.
The was are yen dc: -ing??! In
He yanked the bill [rem the homeless Ian' s grip, slicing
his fingers on the paper. He stuffed the bloody bill in my
face .
Di_ :: Ho. Ell}. ‘Eon worked for this In: -nay while he sat on his
ESE and jerked off., EDD FIRE? IT.
He threw the money in my face.
HI: What the not is your problem. asshole'." 3
Listen ts me, you ******* useless Female. I' m Erna New
Stork City, where the homeless have the decency to try and wear}:
fer money, whether it' s shining your emcee, cleaning
windshield. er gust daing a little dense en the street earner.
I once saw a man with one leg hop in a circle for hours to
make 55 in thankee That‘: the differente between a classy
homeless person. . . and a ELM.
ter, Well this is my money. I earned , use it any way I
like, How do you get your Maw. " you' re ens important?
I don' t need a job because my mom gives me moneyy
A trend had farmed. Eberyone was glaring at this scumbag and a
few were even cheering me on.
You want a dance, you little prick?
Eberyone turned ts see the homeless nan rising tn his feet. To
our amazement, he began to perform a Korean
style dance.
11. 1.: -In Han: my homeless style!
The crowd erupted. all began to join in the dance. use for
Ellipsoid, she. turned bright purple.
Evie: -grease: An up] will manna homeless style!
I threw my Sit] at the homeless man' s feet. Everyone else
fallowed suit, tutone) at him. It Helen in a suit gave
him her gold watch. took off running while the rest. of
us: danced into the night.
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Submitted: 01/06/2016
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User avatar #3 - landartheconqueror (01/07/2016) [-]
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
#1 - evilkingganon (01/06/2016) [-]
Sounds a bit <
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