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because I was once a lurker like you, anon
one must never forget his roots
hes still kinda funny [ small]well at least in the game grumps animated shorts that people make[small] i just don't think hes consistently as funny as he used to be.
>Be me, never having played MGS
>Best friend decides to shove it down my throat, and buys all the games a few months ago.
>MGS1&2 he breezed through them for me. Couldn't handle RTS view of a shooter.
>1 Rule, though, I had to beat the bosses.
>MGS 1, I beat down Liquid, then he loses as I try to roll away, accidentally hitting him.
>MGS2, I start it, and get some ways before friend has to take over because idk where the **** everything is. One thing...I put in a name in console as he is away.
>Get to the end, Raiden and Snake have their touching moment.
>Raiden looks at dogtags he wore the whole game and Snake asks"Anyone you know?"
>Dogtags read "Suckin Dick Gud"
>Raiden:"Nope". Friend and I can't handle it and laughs for a good 30 mins straight
>MGS3, do this one 90% by myself, because, you know, 3rd person shooting!
>Get to swamps, still in my all American get up of American flag camo, no shirt, no ***** given.
>See obvious branch.
> Fail to perfect the land onto other branch under it. Friend eventually gets it.
>"Crocodile hat". I make up my mind. I will forever more be "Gator Man"!
>Wreck the rest of the game as "Gator Man", the man who was just pushed too far and decided to push back, blazing the trail with his shotgun and LMG. "Gator man gonna get you!"
>Gator Man learns of the pain he has caused others because of his trail of bodies from his path to here.
>Sees it as "the enemy trying to weaken his patriotism" and continues as Gator Man.
>Get to end, fight "The Boss".
>Shed manly tears...and again in Peace Walker (Where we found the relative of Gator Man, Crocodile)
The rest didn't have many moments like the end of 2 or "Gator Man", but it gained me a new love. Also came with heartbreak when the Kojima/Konami thing was told about. No more throwing out my crazy theories to get how the next MGS will be, nor any of these amazing moments with my best mate in these games.