OC- Coming to America
Another little story for you guys. A story about the time my cousins and my
aunt came to America.
So for those ofyou who don' t know (or probably all of you since this doesn' t
really come up much) I' m part Japanese. My mom' s dad was some Japanese dude
and I' got an uncle who moved to Japan and married some woman and had kids,
my two cousins Haru and Kaori. I first met them when I was about 8 and I got baptized
fat lot of good that **** did, I still turned out gay) Anyway,,,,
Because ofmy Japanese heritage I know how to speak the language. I learned when I was
young and can now speak it pretty well, conversational. I occasionally speak to my cousins
though not as much as I like with the time differences and the fact that my family is kind of
split off and fractured, but we' ll leave that alone for now, About a month ago I was talking to
them and they told me they were coming to America. It was the cousins rrd or tth time going
but my aunts first time.
I knew it was going to be absolutely hilarious, so I met up with them in Springfield.
My cousins knew I drew porn and to **** with me, Kaori kept calling me "Onionchan" despite
the fact that we' re cousins (as if that makes it better) and kept doing that to get under my skin.
Now, I mentioned that this was the first time my Aunt ever came to America, ever. She was freaking
out. "Why are you all driving on the other side of the street?"
Oh, so you really do eat books backwards here?" Etc.
The funniest moment is when we went to a Sushi bar and we started eating and she ate some Ika (squid)
sushi roll.
She then goes on this tirade about how it isn' t right and tastes awful and how she regretted going to that
resturant. The cousins were embarrased and I was just soaking it up.
Nevertheless they had a good time and went back to Japan. Kaori still makes Onionchan jokes though....
aunt came to America.
So for those ofyou who don' t know (or probably all of you since this doesn' t
really come up much) I' m part Japanese. My mom' s dad was some Japanese dude
and I' got an uncle who moved to Japan and married some woman and had kids,
my two cousins Haru and Kaori. I first met them when I was about 8 and I got baptized
fat lot of good that **** did, I still turned out gay) Anyway,,,,
Because ofmy Japanese heritage I know how to speak the language. I learned when I was
young and can now speak it pretty well, conversational. I occasionally speak to my cousins
though not as much as I like with the time differences and the fact that my family is kind of
split off and fractured, but we' ll leave that alone for now, About a month ago I was talking to
them and they told me they were coming to America. It was the cousins rrd or tth time going
but my aunts first time.
I knew it was going to be absolutely hilarious, so I met up with them in Springfield.
My cousins knew I drew porn and to **** with me, Kaori kept calling me "Onionchan" despite
the fact that we' re cousins (as if that makes it better) and kept doing that to get under my skin.
Now, I mentioned that this was the first time my Aunt ever came to America, ever. She was freaking
out. "Why are you all driving on the other side of the street?"
Oh, so you really do eat books backwards here?" Etc.
The funniest moment is when we went to a Sushi bar and we started eating and she ate some Ika (squid)
sushi roll.
She then goes on this tirade about how it isn' t right and tastes awful and how she regretted going to that
resturant. The cousins were embarrased and I was just soaking it up.
Nevertheless they had a good time and went back to Japan. Kaori still makes Onionchan jokes though....
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