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Oblivious Single Motherfuckers.... This made me cringe a little.... 21 Men That Are Now Single For A Reason. It' s Hard Not To Feel Sorry For These Girls. I. A

This made me cringe a little...

21 Men That Are Now Single For
A Reason. It' s Hard Not To Feel
Sorry For These Girls.
I. A girl once asked me to keep my dorm
door unlocked so that she could wake me
up in the morning. The next morning she
crawled into bed with me, and I couldn' t
understand why she would come over if
she was " tired.
I stayed perfectly still so that she would be
able to sleep.
2. A girl once asked to use my shower, and
left the door wide open as an invitation.
So I thought i' d be a funny guy and throw
ice cubes at her.
3. This girl and I were alone in my apartment,
and we' d Just finished watching a movie.
She' d had her head resting on my lap the
entire time. Afterwards we were spooning
on the couch, she cuddled up against me,
kissed me on the cheek, and looked up at
me expectantly. I stared at her for a few
moments and then said, "so... what do
you want to do?". After a while I ended up
taking her home.
4. In high school, a girl asked me for a ride
home from a football game one time, to
which I agreed. She asked if I wanted to
come in and see her room it forget why
this seemed like a normal thins)» and that
it wouldn' t bother her parents because
they weren' t home.
So, I went in and had a tour of her house,
then left. I was pretty pissed off when t
Figured it out a while later.
5. She ordered an Icescream cone,
accidentally' smeared it on her cheek, and
asked me to get it off. I grabbed the last
napkin and wiped it off. Persistent as ever,
she 'accidentally' smears Icescream on her
other cheek and politely informs me that I
can get it off with my mouth, given our
napkin dermit. [just said, "Nah, I hate
strawberry", and used my dry elbows to
get It off.
In hindsight, I should have used my shirt.
6. Her: "No one has even asked me to
homecoming!"
Me: "Yeah, me either. so what are you
going to do?"
Her: ''well, I guess if no one is going to ask
me... I' ll probably just stay home."
Me: "That' s probably what I' ll end up
doing too."
Her: "Yeah, so... it would be really nice to
go though."
Me: ''I agree, but oh we'll"
Me: "Mind If I call you that night?"
7. I once had a cute female In my bed. Said
she was cold. So... I gave her another
blanket.
g. I was dropping my date off at her
apartment after a nice evening. She asked
me up for coffee, but I politely declined,
stating ''I can' t drink coffee late at night, it
keeps me up"
Lady, if you' re out there, I didn' t realize
that coffee didn' t really mean ... well,
whatever.
9. One time, a girl kissed me on a school bus
without warning and told me that I could
get off at her stop and we could walk to
her house because her parents weren' t
home. I said no because I was going to
Miss Dragonball z.
IO. Sitting next to her at a school play:
Her: "My hands are cold."
Me: "Mine too"
Continue to do nothing
11. I was coming back home and I was at the
bag pickup. This really cute girl and I
started talking. The conversation was
about how she was Just visiting Miami and
really didn' t know where to go. After a
while we realized that we were the only
two people who haden' t gotten their bags
cause we were at the wrong conveyor.
After some joking and a trip to the
baggage claim we got our bags and stayed
there talking for a bit. My mom called me
telling me that she was outside. I said I
had to go and I saw a small look of
confusion/ frown on her face. I got into the
car and then it hit me: she wanted me to
show her around town, duh. I just look at
my mom and said, "you have raised the
biggest idiot on the planet."
12. Hung out with girl regularly and she
proceeds to walk me out to my car every
night we are together. We stand around
the car for 20 minutes having what seems
to be awkward conversations every time.
Did nothing and left.
13. I was at my tutor' s house, and for some
reason was in her bedroom. I lay down on
the bed (feet touching floor), and she
came over and straddled me. Must kind of
stared up at her; she looked down at me
for a few moments, then got off and said
OK, let' s do the lesson.
It wasn' t until a couple of months later
that t was like hey, she was waiting for me
to make a move. I was clueless because
she was my teacher, and she talked about
her boyfriend fairly frequently anyway.
M. Gave a girl a ride home, "Want to come in?
My parents are at work." Nah, I' m gonna
go hang out with my buddies.
15. Girl comes over, changes into a pair of my
boxers and lays in bed. Did nothing,
wondered why she' s wearing them, they
are obviously too big for her.
Drunk with friends playing card game. Two
girls go upstairs and motion me to come.
Hold on, I need to finish this game."
17. After dinner and a movie, we went to a
convenience store, she told me to go
inside and get "anything I needed". So I
come out with a bag of sun chips and two
raspberry flavored water bottles. She does
a face palm.
18. High school, sophomore year. A really cute
girl who lived down the street called me at
around to say that her skirt zipper
was broken and she couldn' t take it off.
She goes on to say her family isn' t home
and no one else is in the house to help her
remove it, and could I come over and help
her because "it' s an emergency".
She adds that she' ll reward me with a
glass of wine, since she just had one
herself and her parents aren' t home.
I, being the utter genius that I am, walk
her through (over the phone) how to
dissect a zipper, complete with getting
angry at her for being slow to get pliers
from her dad' s garage like I directed her to
After hanging up I felt like a great citizen.
Now when I look back on It, I just want to
hang myself.
19. Her: so this girl I know likes this guy I
know but he' s been oblivious to all of her
signals, so what does she have to do to tell
him she likes him?
Me: I don' t know, Just tell him she likes
him?
Her: Like, ''I like you?'' Just like that?
Me: Yeah, like that.
Her'. I like you.
Me: Yeah, tell her to tell him that, and
she' ll be all set.
pause
Me: Yup, you' got it... was there
anything else?
20. Girl made me a mix CD with gooey love
songs. Listened to two, threw it away
because the music sucks.
21. on a walk with a . "My hands are
cold." My thoughts "OH SWEET]
BROUGHT GLOVES, SHE' LL LOVE THIS."
Procure gloves, girl says no thanks with a
puzzled look. My thoughts: "What is she
crazy? These are DESIGNED to warm up
hands."
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User avatar #4 - dabronydude
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(04/18/2014) [-]
some of these is just being nice and not wanting sex all the time with everything...
User avatar #100 to #4 - landofbabe
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(04/18/2014) [-]
please dont thumb this comment anymore up or down
User avatar #101 to #100 - landofbabe
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(04/18/2014) [-]
2 late ;(
#107 to #4 - anon id: 8fd95bf0
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(04/18/2014) [-]
But I thought all guys wanted was sex?
User avatar #16 to #4 - theugandanhero
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(04/18/2014) [-]
Kind of what I just commented
User avatar #187 to #16 - theugandanhero
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(04/19/2014) [-]
In my defence, I said it like I was agreeing with him, not being a snarky asshole about it.
User avatar #248 to #4 - indonesia
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
this.
everyone said "man, you're total retard" or "man, why you not had sex with her?" but I don't want to had sex with her because she's total bitch, having sex with other person, cheating on me twice, and STILL waiting for me. ******* whore
#344 to #4 - lilhanna
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(04/19/2014) [-]
This is for every one who just assume sex is top priority.   
(I agree with dabronydude)
This is for every one who just assume sex is top priority.
(I agree with dabronydude)
#20 - allennis
Reply +410 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
>In hindsight, I should have used my shirt
#471 to #20 - gitanisme
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(04/19/2014) [-]
wow, we read the same content   
i am so surprised
wow, we read the same content
i am so surprised
#549 to #471 - allennis
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(04/22/2014) [-]
#390 to #20 - trueraiderfan
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
This is immediately what I thought of touching her face when he said dry elbows sorry for the mental image
#9 - probrem
Reply +207 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
Who's Miss Dragonball z?
I think he made the right choice going to her instead.
number 10
#513 to #9 - checkedem
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(04/19/2014) [-]
**checkedem rolled image** i wouldnt miss DBZ either, its a bold strategy cotton, it does pays off
User avatar #416 to #9 - willgum
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
that was number 9
#216 to #9 - tehlawnpwner
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
i am miss dragonball z aswell
#7 - zulugrabby
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(04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 to #7 - hackhazardly
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(04/18/2014) [-]
Is that a sign of there interest though, is it.srsly though, i don't ******* know.
User avatar #201 to #7 - bothemastaofall
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
AND EVEN THEN!
"I like you"
"Yup you've got it anything else?"
#420 to #201 - swagbot
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(04/19/2014) [-]
mfw #19
mfw #19
#10 - mrhaihoang
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
Met with the girl I had crush on in 7th grade after 7 years.
Went to lunch and coffee to catch up
She had boyfriend already
Asked me all the suggestive questions like: how are you in bed? whiff my neck and said "I like your natural smell"...
Finally asked me: I'm having something on my mind, you wanna go somewhere?
I got some idea but thought to myself "nah she got boyfriend, she doesnt mean anything", too beta to act.
By the end she had to go, she lol and told me "pay more attention next time".
#218 to #10 - soldiertwo
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(04/19/2014) [-]
IMO: people who dos basic cheating should burn in hell. ofc there can be small side things, like if the girl gets beaten up by her current BF and need some love from someone who dosen't got a voilent personality
IMO: people who dos basic cheating should burn in hell. ofc there can be small side things, like if the girl gets beaten up by her current BF and need some love from someone who dosen't got a voilent personality
User avatar #239 to #218 - Visual
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Even then, she should just dump her boyfriend after the first hit. Abusive relationships are rarely fixed.
#237 to #218 - billywonka
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(04/19/2014) [-]
..or she doesn't cheat and instead, calls the cops on the guy that just beat her up.
#300 to #237 - anon id: 40e92005
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeah abusive relationships are not that simple.
User avatar #424 to #10 - monkeysniper
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(04/19/2014) [-]
You should have given the boyfriend a heads up, so he knows really what kind of girl he's with
User avatar #433 to #10 - cazabrow
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(04/19/2014) [-]
That's not really such a massive miss, you knew she had a boyfriend so if you had, you'd have been a dirtbag for doing so.

That and comment #60.
#421 to #10 - swagbot
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, man - sounds like that one was a cunt.

"Pay more attention"!?

smfh
#515 to #10 - lordofpenis
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(04/19/2014) [-]
'I like your natural smell'
User avatar #241 to #10 - Visual
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I don't blame you, you should never really get together with a cheating girl because that makes you a little ******* hypocrite if you ever date a girl and get mad when she cheats on you.

If my best female friend has a boyfriend and is basically nude, lubed up and rubbing all all over me, I still wouldn't **** that. Now it would be a completely different story if we were both single.
#150 to #10 - pinkfloyd
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(04/18/2014) [-]
If she sniffs your neck and says "I like your natural smell" its time to bail
User avatar #72 to #10 - sinonyx
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
"I like your natural smell"


NOPE leaving now!
User avatar #60 to #10 - lillpip
Reply +193 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you.
#151 to #60 - whyamihereagain
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
Agreed. giving in to stuff like that is guaranteed misery.
Trust me on that.
#532 to #60 - ihaveabigpenis
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(04/19/2014) [-]
doesnt matter had sex
doesnt matter had sex
#67 to #60 - anon id: d434d201
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(04/18/2014) [-]
Best way anyone could've said it.
#13 - sma
Reply +144 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
> Miss Dragonball z   
   
dragonball is the only maiden for me
> Miss Dragonball z

dragonball is the only maiden for me
#341 to #13 - superswagsurfer
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(04/19/2014) [-]
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#14 - kinginthenorth
Reply +123 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
Somehow, it makes me feel better knowing that i'm not the only dense ************ out there
#367 to #14 - rebaj
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(04/19/2014) [-]
yea...but still
#470 to #367 - kinginthenorth
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(04/19/2014) [-]
It's not that i'm dense at everything, i'm just terrible at picking up hints
#525 to #470 - rebaj
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I just had to put it, you made me
Plus thats for me and you bro. There are heavy situations where I need a love guru telling me "Yo, dense ******, she wanted you to tap that ass"
User avatar #350 to #14 - RisenLichen
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(04/19/2014) [-]
There are many like us man, we'll learn eventually


Eventually
User avatar #363 to #350 - zaxzwim
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(04/19/2014) [-]
just not any time soon
User avatar #375 to #363 - RisenLichen
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(04/19/2014) [-]
Eventually
User avatar #2 - btgsxd
Reply +100 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
This sounds like every main character in every anime ive ever watched
#110 to #2 - bluzzerstream
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(04/18/2014) [-]
"Almost every"
#415 to #110 - cpupurpleheart
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/19/2014) [-]
To be fair he actually had a brain on him the only issue was that he was the true man whore and the person who caused that was Sekai. If she didn't make her ignorant move then the whole would've never happened. At least I think that's what would happen.
User avatar #365 to #110 - chiopet
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(04/19/2014) [-]
that's not anime, thats ****
#336 to #110 - kyngee
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(04/19/2014) [-]
That isn't mentioned around here
#103 - Freelon
Reply +97 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
"So I thought i'd be a funny guy and throw ice cubes at her"

are you ******* serious?
#23 - Proximity
Reply +79 123456789123345869
(04/18/2014) [-]
Similar cold hand thing happened to me, but I wasn't as dense about it

Her: "My hands are cold"
I smoothly hold her hand with mine and say "Doesn't feel that cold to me..."
because that's the smoothest thing I could think to say in the moment
Her: "That's because your hands are ******* freezing"


Well ****
#66 to #23 - anon id: d434d201
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(04/18/2014) [-]
That wasn't your fault, brah. Still got those smooth moves.