OC. Moral of the story: Watch your back when you're pissing.. and my first story for Funnyjunk sorry about the white space I' m definitey new at the formatting)
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Moral of the story: Watch your back when you're pissing.

and my first story for Funnyjunk
sorry about the white space I' m definitey
new at the formatting)
aaround the age of 4
with mom and her friends at the mall (no idea which mall)
ahad to pee
center bathroom by myself (mom is outside waiting probably chatting with friends)
ssee a short urinal stall
Countinue with my business
aas a kid I got nervous if someone else came into the bathroom
chear two people run in
please no
turn my head around to see who it is
starns out to be two kids around my age
Holder boy (probably around ti) and his sister (probably around my age)
mmy mind goes into instant panic mode because girl is in the boys' bathroom
continue to look at them as I proceed to hit the urinal with my stream of excellence
run up to me
of them laughing maniacally
llittle girl pulls down her pants
llittle girl squeezes her private lady part and sprays urine all over me
mode initiated
ccan' t move because I' m still peeing
llittle girl' s yellow rain is ever continuous
bbig brother laughing even harder now
wwhite shirt is now stained in the mystic yellow waste
tthey decide it' s time to leave
arun outcast as quickly as they came in
mmy mind is in shock at happened to me.
bby now my business at the urinal has ceased
spull up shorts and proceed to exit the bathroom
is waiting outside
sees me
VWHAT HAPPENED!!?!?!
what happened to the best of my ability
ssaid she didn' t see anyone come in
aother people now watching
of disgust and some looks of pity
regroup of teenagers laughing
doesn' t believe that girl' s have the capability of shooting urination at their foes
bleave mall
looks of disgust as we leave
tthey could probably smell me
yhave to sit in the back of the car because of the smell
mmfw I am covered in urination and no one believes that a little girl could have done this to me
Good luck on your finals!
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User avatar #1 - heyitsj (04/28/2014) [-]
10/10 would read again
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