Number 1 killer of relationships. tags. 1. sloppy jalopy A sloppy Jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when th none of You get any Head
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1. sloppy jalopy
A sloppy Jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with
each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he
pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the
face with it. This is called a sloppy Jalopy.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - zachariaseverlivin
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(10/24/2013) [-]
**zachariaseverlivin rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mfw my post is thumbed down to oblivion ** MFW Imma guy and my boyfriend gives me a Sloppy Jalopy
#2 to #1 - lordnerevar [OP]
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(10/24/2013) [-]
If you know what I mean
User avatar #4 to #2 - swhitney
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Good lord
#5 to #4 - lordnerevar [OP]
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User avatar #28 to #5 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(10/25/2013) [-]
No, he understood the picture. It just so happens that this picture is fitting in multiple ways.
#30 to #28 - lordnerevar [OP]
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(10/25/2013) [-]
How could I not have noticed this sooner...
How could I not have noticed this sooner...
#32 to #30 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(10/25/2013) [-]
The internet is a dark and perverse place. Rejoice in your innocence, chosen of Azura, for it will not last.
The internet is a dark and perverse place. Rejoice in your innocence, chosen of Azura, for it will not last.
#35 to #32 - lordnerevar [OP]
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Your knowledge pleases me greatly.
User avatar #36 to #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Goddammit that made me laugh far too hard. And I used to be the Nerevarine, I'd hope I knew who you are.
#37 to #36 - lordnerevar [OP]
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Take this, you who have stood above the False Incarnates. You have Her blessing.
#9 - darknightsbutler
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(10/24/2013) [-]
This is a sloppy jalopy
#13 - adu
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(10/25/2013) [-]
How about giving her a double wet-willy while she's giving head?
#14 to #13 - lordnerevar [OP]
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(10/25/2013) [-]
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#17 to #13 - Greekkenyan
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(10/25/2013) [-]
And then she bites down on reflex
And then she bites down on reflex
#39 to #17 - anonrandom
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#7 - miltorky
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I thought this was game grumps related due to a floppy jalopy joke made in an episode
I thought this was game grumps related due to a floppy jalopy joke made in an episode
#11 to #7 - anon id: bc8ac273
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(10/24/2013) [-]
what video was that from?
User avatar #15 to #11 - miltorky
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Quake III Arena - Steam Rolled link and video for you sir.
#20 to #7 - sirjazzelsdacasual
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(10/25/2013) [-]
oh boy, gash garst, now I an post this
oh boy, gash garst, now I an post this
#19 - queenjester
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(10/25/2013) [-]
The most romantic thing my boyfriend does for me after 2 years of dating is massage my neck when I go down on him.

I ******* love him for it
User avatar #22 to #19 - thehumor
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Is it relaxing? or is it your "Spot"

User avatar #23 to #22 - queenjester
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(10/25/2013) [-]
It's really soothing, neck gets cramped after a while
User avatar #24 to #23 - thehumor
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(10/25/2013) [-]
ah, okay
#26 - peanutbraddle
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I Think if my boyfriend did this I would bite his dick off.
User avatar #31 to #26 - vortexrain
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Wanna try it out to see if you like it?
#27 to #26 - herosoldier
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#21 - iwantthedgornio
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Or my personal favorite
#18 - goodboo
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(10/25/2013) [-]
"I'll slap you after bustin' a ******* nut in my palm"
User avatar #38 to #18 - twofreegerbils
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Hopsin is a ******* poser.
User avatar #16 - drachma
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(10/25/2013) [-]
I love how every single one of these are used in a sentence

"He <word>ed me. Random add on"
Or just "He gave me a <word>"

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.
User avatar #3 - commandershit
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Search for swaffeling
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