Now what?. . The big man' s not available. 1, Nhat do yam want? ward Tc: del 'l ati' viii)' jeli' , "lailii) miimii," y. i think that would be chill as hell, drifting aimlessly through the void... shit imagine being sucked into a black hole. immortality would make it pretty intere
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Now what?

The big man' s
not available.
1, Nhat do yam
want?
ward Tc:
del 'l
ati' viii)' jeli' , "lailii) miimii," y
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#4 - sovereignty (04/08/2014) [+] (64 replies)
i think that would be chill as hell, drifting aimlessly through the void... shit imagine being sucked into a black hole. immortality would make it pretty interesting.
#5 - nevolmon (04/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Jebediah Kerman's life in a nutshell.
User avatar #34 - connorjay (04/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I love how everyone is like "it'd be so amazing, going through black holes..."

Yeah, but you're travelling at like 30mph, or maximum 100mph right, as if you're drifting you stay at ~the same speed

So lets say the nearest inhabitable planet with intelligent life forms is 1LY away

58.8 billion hours - about 6.7 million years.

Just saying. "chilling out in space"

Sure, see some nice things, but psychologically, you'd be a shell I reckon.
User avatar #66 - useroftheLOLZ (04/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Dude, this is a fucking blessing
>Float into what is essentially 'dragons be here'
>Crash onto planet
>Over the tens of thousands of years, careful cultivation leads to life being existing on the planet
>With advanced skills and knowledge from being thousands of years old, can accelerated the evolution of most intelligent creatures, and elevate them
>As centuries go by, and races build their societies, get worshiped as a literal god, for being ageless and immortal
>As species get super advanced, read up on every book possible and become a master in every science and creative field, possible
>Build massive space craft
>Use ship to carry you, and a few representatives of each species, to earth
>Return to earth
>Be like 'WHAT UP BITCHES! BLAST FROM THE PAST!'
>Go down in Human history and legend, as being known as the guy who first stuck his dick in Alien
>Inspire a young John Shepard to join the military, eventually becoming a commander, who will be best known by his libido
>When bored as fuck, realize immortality means that nothing can kill you
>Fly into sun
>Stick dick in sun
>Literally fuck the sun
>Comprehend the possibilities
>Spend the rest of eternity sticking dick in stars
>History will regard you as a nutcase who was once a hero
>The internet forums will regard you as a legend
#29 - butiloveu (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Drifting into the sun.
Immense pain.
Sunk through it to the center, because of immortal body and gravity.
More pain.
Wait billions of years till it gets behind the sate of a supernova, implode, leaving a black hole.
Steping barefoot in a piece of Lego pain.
#127 - Ulmer ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
20ish years later...
20ish years later...
#183 - wilfredfanforever (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Immortal   
>Remove suit   
>Masturbation solves all of life's problems   
>Jizz in direction he is going in   
>The force of it should push him the opposite direction, provided it be a powerful enough jizz   
>Hurtle back towards the Earth   
>Live forever on Earth
>Immortal
>Remove suit
>Masturbation solves all of life's problems
>Jizz in direction he is going in
>The force of it should push him the opposite direction, provided it be a powerful enough jizz
>Hurtle back towards the Earth
>Live forever on Earth
#28 - hugsta (04/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Unless you can regenerate immortality is such a stupid ability it basically counts as a curse instead.
#2 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
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#57 - yuvesh ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
wouldn't your space suit fill up with shit   
wouldn't you run out of oxygen and your brain would die   
wouldn't you miss the final season of game of thrones    
wouldn't you go mad knowing you could be on the internet    
wouldn't you get some great ideas, but not be able to write them down and forget them
wouldn't your space suit fill up with shit
wouldn't you run out of oxygen and your brain would die
wouldn't you miss the final season of game of thrones
wouldn't you go mad knowing you could be on the internet
wouldn't you get some great ideas, but not be able to write them down and forget them
User avatar #158 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You will be in space forever unless something crashes into you at the right moment. A bullet will be lonely once it is fired, it doesn't travel fast enough to reach a planet or a moon. It's like its stuck in one place. That's because the universe is expanding, and you're slower than a bullet, so enjoy shit up to your nostrils because you're going to go thru a lifetime of no toilets floating thru space. You'd be hoping for a spaceship full of aliens to spot and retrieve you, and probe you with a rusty prong, because that would be better than being an immortal that is essentially a goldfish confined to a suit that is full of shit. Your lungs will be full of shit. My god this is now my new fear.
#71 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
He reminds me of this guy
#24 - anononeeightsix (04/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why would you say no, bitch is in space and just got immortal he is the only man who could get sucked into a black hole and know what it's like and then just moon hop until he finds intelligent lifeforms, You could even travel too another galaxy. There are so many possibilities
User avatar #103 - tranquilizer ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OC my ass
#100 - atrocitustheking (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If supernatural entities can be summoned like that, perhaps he should keep calling until he gets God or some divine customer service rep.
#169 - kikx (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #117 - meganinja ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'd rip off pieces of my arms and shit and just fling them everywhere. Regrow the limbs, and repeat. There are a few options. They could slowly collect and form a small asteroid with low gravity, which you could keep contributing to and eventually form a planet. Or they could disperse throughout the universe, with the seeds of life landing in different areas, some possibly hospitable, where life will begin to form. Wait just a few billion years and you could have intelligent life that is space capable coming to your rescue. Shit's cash yo.
#176 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #99 - icameheretotroll (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Wait until fellow astronauts find and help you because in the first panel earth is nearby
>Go back to earth
>tell them to put you in a deep sleep
>Wake up in 1000 years
>Space travel is invented
>Travel to another planet where the species are primitive
>Become their god and influence their evolution untill they invent space travel
>Fly into another planet again
I dont know, immortality isn't as bad
User avatar #10 - willindor (04/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Can you "swim" back to earth if you get stranded in space?
#11 to #10 - winterguy (04/08/2014) [-]
Dont think so, density of space is close to vacuum. It would take you a lot of time to even change direction of your movement.
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