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Submitted: 04/10/2014
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User avatar #1 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
well...he's not wrong.
#12 - rockergamer (04/11/2014) [+] (48 replies)
>mfw i too have met the school ticking time bomb
>mfw my speechcraft was high enough so he considers me a friend
>fist bumps, waves to me, will sit next to me
>mfw people call him a creep and take advantage of him (cutting ahead of him, cheating off him, talking **** , etc)
>mfw he's probably gonna shoot up the school
>mfw i'm in the safe circle
>mfw he's probably gonna wave to me as he kills one of my classmates
>you don't have to be the bff4ever, just get on their good side
#4 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Because being quiet obviously means they're going to go postal and kill people. Shut up.
User avatar #6 to #4 - dunderbiffen (04/11/2014) [-]
Well no. But if you take look at most "gone postal and kill'd people" people you notice a lot of them were quiet and socially secluded.
#34 - deathsn (04/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Does not live in the United States
Does not have to worry about school shootings
User avatar #14 - infinitereaper (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
There are worse things than delivering mail
#19 to #14 - willindor (04/11/2014) [-]
Not if he turns out disgruntled
Not if he turns out disgruntled
#91 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Be me
>Beginning of high school
>Be quiet as **** , look kind of terrorist-y (Beard, arab-ish skin, can do an accent like an arab)
>People notice and start trying to get on my good side
>Get known as the ticking time bomb
>Milk it for all it's worth
>Lasts throughout my entire high school career
>Only people who know i'm not like that, are the people in the JROTC program i was in.
>MFW people treated me awesomely due to me looking like one of those kids who would go ******* postal
>MFW even the teachers treated me awesomely
>MFW the students there were gullible as **** .
>MFW I'm not even an arab, I'm half-Puerto Rican and half white.
User avatar #70 - noopis (04/11/2014) [+] (15 replies)
This was basically the only reason people talked to me in high school, it's insulting really. Just because I'm not some loud and obnoxious ******** , that is always talking even when I got nothing to say, that doesn't mean I'm psychotic. It's totally normal for kids to lose control and beat each other up at the drop of a hat, but if I don't talk very much that's sooo ******* scary to people. This is why "it's always the quiet ones" because people treat us like mutants and the only reason they're nice to us is because of this, they don't even have the decency to be subtle about it. If you treat someone like a monster they'll start thinking they're a monster. I usually try to refrain from ranting in the comments but this **** pisses me off.
#2 - xonorithedruid ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would have done the same thing
I would have done the same thing
#54 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Plot Twist: He sees this and kills everyone.

Plot Twist: He sees this and kills everyone.
#107 - thesinful (04/11/2014) [-]
< mfw I learned some friends in college initially invited me to eat with them in the hopes they'd be spared my eventual rampage.
< mfw I learned some friends in college initially invited me to eat with them in the hopes they'd be spared my eventual rampage.
User avatar #58 - useroftheLOLZ (04/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be entering high school
>Be paranoid ****
>Befriend or at least get on good terms with all the outcasts
>Once and a while buy them candy bars
>Try and awkwardly talking to them like 'here's some candy, here, eat this'
>People tease me because of this
>Friends don't understand and ask me what I'm doing
>Tell them that I'm betting on that when the day comes when one of the outcasts ******* snaps, and he's walking down the halls with a sawed off, blasting everyone he sees. That when he gets to my class room, he just busts open the door, looks a me, and whispers
Thanks for the candy
>Turns around, walks back out into the hall, and ******* screams
>And continues his murderous spree
>Suddenly all my friends don't question my strange actions as much as they used to
#28 - knightra (04/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
There's been many "postal" massacres in america but how many were seriously in a school caused by some socially awkward kids. The group of teens at Columbine is the only one I can think of, the batman theater shooting and the sandy hook guys were crazy adults.

If the only reason you are nice to the outcast is because you dont want him to kill you if he "snaps" than it just shows how messed up that school is..
User avatar #140 - zeeksmab (04/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
god forbid someone talks to him just to be a friend, judging by most of the community here on fj i think the majority of us know how it feels to be a social outcast.
#113 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (04/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)

Here's a comparison shot of me back then and me now. I couldn't find any of me with my perpetual scowl and trench coat, but I was seconds away from murdering someone at any point in time. On the right in the left photo, on the left in the right photo.

I eventually became a military police officer!
#27 - knightra (04/11/2014) [-]
There are so many "be nice to the outcast so he can spare you when he goes on a massacre later" memes and all I thinking is how messed up the school system is in that country where school shootings pretty much have become a norm.

#161 - yuukoku (04/11/2014) [-]
Our postal kid was hauled off by the cops last year. I think I should share this one, because he seriously asked for most of the hate on him, but he did have mental problems which made it questionable...
>Scrawny dude with thick glasses and extremely shrill voice
>Has a problem with outbursts and annoying people even after they're walking away from him
>Just does **** that pisses people off; Brags all over our school with a very conservative population about Obama winning the election with a home-made Obama shirt, always gets up in people's faces when they mention something he's interested, would argue about **** and then follow you around if you won the argument constantly yelling until you knocked his teeth out Even I hit him. He was being a little **** ! , etc.
>Known him since middle school and he would constantly get his ass kicked and cry in public, but it was always pretty justifiable, but he had a mental problem and definitely needed some medication. He just wasn't ready for society.
>Well, Junior year comes along. Not sure how he made it this far.
>School's totally into the Assbook craze.
>He's obviously on Assbook posting all kinds of stupid opinions.
>Some guys decide to talk about him and tons of people get involved.
>Talk tons of **** and just let all their opinions out.
>He apparently joins in and flips **** on them.
>Wasn't there, so this is only 2nd hand info, but apparently he threatened to shoot everyone and to cut people open and kill them, etc.
>Cops were waiting in the front of the school for him the next day.
>Watched from my English class as he walked in and was immediately grabbed and dragged off in a car. Apparently they got the warrant pretty quickly.
>People still cringe when they hear about him. I try not to have an opinion on it because I feel bad for him, but he did threaten everyone and he was extremely annoying.
#153 - moldybreadcrumb (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah! Destroy the post office! Capture their employees!
User avatar #145 - the fuzzball ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
my friend and I tried being nice to an "outcast" once, he totally shut us out and ignored us and then when we pushed a little the kids at the table next to us ran to his defense thinking we were just being mean. Last time I ever tried to make friends.
User avatar #53 - coolharry (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #60 to #53 - herbolifee (04/11/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
#44 - Womens Study Major (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was that kid, and I never killed anyone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the basement and have sex with my shop mannequins whilst listening to The Rat Pack.
User avatar #67 to #44 - dyalibya (04/11/2014) [-]
"And I never killed anyone"

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