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hikakiller (08/27/2015) [-]
Who has to pee with a boner anyways?
>Wake up with boner
>Realize you have to pee
>boner goes away so you don't piss all over the place
Is that not how it works?
>Wake up with boner
>Realize you have to pee
>boner goes away so you don't piss all over the place
Is that not how it works?
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hikakiller (08/27/2015) [-]
>Cut dick off
>loss of blood and immense pain fixes problem
>loss of blood and immense pain fixes problem
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parishailsatan (08/27/2015) [-] There are some mornings where my boner does not want to leave. It likes the light that I have forbid it to see
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wastedfate (08/26/2015) [-]
Most women use a pregnancy test long before they start swelling up tho.
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zyvac (08/26/2015) [-] I know a Vegan crossfitter. We were really good friends in college and she's really hot. But god damn she's annoying. Her facebook is nothing but 10 second clips of her "working out" and peta level dead animal gore.
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jonnyfrosty ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-] Loved ones? Then theres no therapists that knows all about me ;_;
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nopenopejustnope (08/27/2015) [-] my friends dad used to thank even the workers for the food not just jeezus.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-] I remember meeting a girl in Tafe who was single, Poked some interest at her. She was a Vegan, I was cool with it.
She then spent the next hour attempting to convert me to Vegan all because a TV "Doctor" tells people its good.
I tried explaining to her several times A lot of veggies do not agree with me, She wasn't having any of it.
meat is best.
She then spent the next hour attempting to convert me to Vegan all because a TV "Doctor" tells people its good.
I tried explaining to her several times A lot of veggies do not agree with me, She wasn't having any of it.
meat is best.
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subaqueousreach (08/27/2015) [-] This is where that whole "trusting your partner" part of the relationship comes into play. No one likes having an insecure boyfriend or girlfriend.
It doesn't matter if the other person wants to **** your girlfriend. Lots of people probably want to **** your girlfriend. What matters is that she only wants to **** you and maybe another person in a threesome with you if you're really lucky.
It doesn't matter if the other person wants to **** your girlfriend. Lots of people probably want to **** your girlfriend. What matters is that she only wants to **** you and maybe another person in a threesome with you if you're really lucky.
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skateryah (08/27/2015) [-] This really happened to me once!,
-At friends party
-3 8/10 qt girls smoking a bowl
-introduce myself
-ask where im from
-tell them "im from California, born and raised, in the play ground where i spent most of my days!"
-they laugh
-i say im so glad you know what thats from
-they look confused
-i ask how old are you?
-qt's "we're 16, you?"
-nope. walk away
-At friends party
-3 8/10 qt girls smoking a bowl
-introduce myself
-ask where im from
-tell them "im from California, born and raised, in the play ground where i spent most of my days!"
-they laugh
-i say im so glad you know what thats from
-they look confused
-i ask how old are you?
-qt's "we're 16, you?"
-nope. walk away
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uhh (08/27/2015) [-] Crocs are honestly really comfortable. If only there was a way to make them not look retarded.
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darthlegolas (08/27/2015) [-] i believe the oreo poster is refrencing an oreo commercial where two guys are arguing about cookie vs cream and they start yelling and the cops get involved.
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ponieswererolled (08/26/2015) [-] yeah, socks, crocs and cargos those are the real three mistakes
