Now That's Edgy. Bringing funny back. (Post originally buy lawlcakes). People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: w repost lawlcakes
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Now That's Edgy

Now That's Edgy. Bringing funny back. (Post originally buy lawlcakes). People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: w

Bringing funny back. (Post originally buy lawlcakes)

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
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Submitted: 08/07/2014
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User avatar #12 - lawlcakes ONLINE (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for the creds! Glad you threw em in there
User avatar #7 - turtletroll (08/08/2014) [-]
Princess Diana had bad dandruff problems

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
User avatar #2 - iphoneguy (08/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone explain the Princess Diana one to me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - LazierThanThou (08/07/2014) [-]
A dashboard (also called dash, instrument panel, or fascia) is a control panel placed in front of the driver of an automobile, housing instrumentation and controls for operation of the vehicle.

Princess Diana died in a car accident.
User avatar #8 - crispyfries (08/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
why couldnt sally go on the swings? because she had no arms.
knock knock?

not sally
#11 to #8 - Seanxone (08/08/2014) [-]
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.   
   
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally   
   
I'm on a roll, just like Sally down that hill   
   
Why is this joke 			******		 up?  Sally was pregnant
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I'm on a roll, just like Sally down that hill

Why is this joke ****** up? Sally was pregnant
#10 - uniden (08/08/2014) [-]
This was the first and funniest post I ever saw on funnyjunk. Almost exactly one year ago.    
   
I haven't done much since then.... Maybe this is a sign to get on with my life.  jk, I'm sure I'll waste my life here with you guys
This was the first and funniest post I ever saw on funnyjunk. Almost exactly one year ago.

I haven't done much since then.... Maybe this is a sign to get on with my life. jk, I'm sure I'll waste my life here with you guys
#15 - lookclosely (08/08/2014) [-]
For those that missed it a while ago.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'd never forget
#14 - platinuminfernape (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't get the third one.
I don't get the third one.
#1 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
It's a well known fact that Black Plague is just an old name for ******* .
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