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South Korea Agrees to Stop Playing Loud
at Border If North Korea Promises Not
to Declare War
By Jaime Fuller
August 24, 2015 After marathon talks prompted by North
3: 02 pm" Korea' s threats to take military action if
South Korean loudspeakers playing -
8, J radio broadcasts weren' t turned off,
Shares both countries have made a deal. South 1
Korea has agreed to stop playing and
Photo: KC NA I Reuters
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#7 - mattymc (08/29/2015) [-]
Getting blasted with Gangnam style on loop would drive a sane country ******* , lord knows what effect is has on NK
User avatar #4 - inzix ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
I actually want them to go to war, yeah i know i'm so edgy but i have jack **** to do, would be interesting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cyrodill (08/29/2015) [-]
Plus it would end the suffering of millions of people, and lift them out of the 1950`s and to 2015. And it would make the region more stable. And it would give us some cool games.
User avatar #14 to #5 - inconspicuousguy ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Assuming it stays local and resolves itself quickly.... Last time there was a war there it went international pretty fast.

And this time, China actually has a military.
#15 to #14 - tomthehippie (08/30/2015) [-]
>china has a military
>top kek

the only thing their military has going for it is pure numbers. Their equipment and training are still basically the same thing they were doing back in the Korean war, back when they had almost every single conceivable advantage and we STILL killed over 30 of theirs for every single one of our soldiers they killed.

And lets not forget they move literally EVERYTHING over rail roads. You seriously believe that our airforce couldn't hamstring China in a month, tops?

Newsflash, China has actually been pressuring NK to back down because they know we would hand them their asses in a war.
#21 to #15 - antexic ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Modern warfare is not fought the same way as it was during the Korean war. Technology and drones are at the forefront. Years ago an American predator drone went down to a "malfunction" and wound up in Chinese hands. Less than a month later the Chinese had a prototype of an almost exact replica ready for mass production. If there is anything the Chinese know, it's how to reproduce things en masse.

inb4 "China only makes crappy quality reproductions that are inferior products". The Chinese are just as capable of making very high quality products, it's just that corporations don't take that avenue since they can also have their products made there extremely cheap. Why brand yourself with a "Made in China" stamp and pay for something that could have been made in Japan?
#16 to #15 - youdoublecongoid (08/30/2015) [-]
"our millitary"

I guess you are talking about some fascist space empire, because the US army would not stand jack ******** **** against a real army. Repeat to yourselves "Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam". Waging war against any commie nation that has it's **** together is ******* horrifying. "O no amrikan tank on our soir, we better print our 4 mirrion tanks in 3 minutes" When a nation is capable of using most of it's productive means just to grease it's war machine, it gets scary. Historic examples such as the amazing tanks of Best Germany, fell short when Stalin stopped making tractors for half an hour to produce 90 trillion cheap **** tanks.

Pic related.
#18 to #4 - kingoflint (08/30/2015) [-]
Would be interesting to watch hundreds of thousands die? Cause is war did happen (which is not likely) it would go nuclear, and be over real quick and real bloody.
User avatar #22 to #18 - inzix ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
People die every ******* day, do you cry? And yeah i find watching people die in horrible ways entertaining, inb4 so ******* edgy right now.
#23 to #22 - kingoflint (08/31/2015) [-]
Do I cry for every person that dies? No. But I understand the value of human life enough to know that people dying is not entertainment. And yeah, they all die anyways, but just because everyone dies eventually doesn't mean life doesn't have value.
Maybe I'm taking this too seriously, but I just hope you're not serious.
User avatar #1 - fargfive (08/29/2015) [-]
It sounds like a fair deal to me.
Sucks for the borderguards who like K-pop though.
#3 to #1 - grasman (08/29/2015) [-]
Imagine how the guys feel who made the music.
You made the music that was used terrorize people in another land.
User avatar #2 - ablakguy (08/29/2015) [-]
Remember a few days ago when FJ was overreacting saying this would be the end of us.
#9 to #2 - europe (08/29/2015) [-]
No.
I do recall a few joking about how it was "happening"
How could NK ever start anything
User avatar #8 to #2 - thelizardlord (08/29/2015) [-]
We can always hope
#6 to #2 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
what do you expect from ppl whose only news come from fj?
User avatar #11 - kyubii (08/30/2015) [-]
Didn't someone actually do this once?

Where they played extremely loud rock music for a week straight to flush out the enemies.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kyubii (08/30/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#17 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
4MINUTE - 'HUH (Hit Your Heart)' (Official Music Video)

One of the songs they blasted. Also appears in Battlefield Hardline.
User avatar #19 to #17 - improbablyyourdad (08/30/2015) [-]
They seriously need to stop trying to copy america.
User avatar #10 - clavatnine (08/29/2015) [-]
Just declare war already so we can bomb the **** out of them.
User avatar #20 to #10 - manofparody (08/30/2015) [-]
It's a country with nothing to lose, that's the problem.

The dictator doesn't give a **** about the people. The second war is called and he knows he's going down, he's sending out nukes and not giving a **** . That's also why he's dancing on the line instead of going to full war with anyone. He knows if he starts a war, then that just opens up the window for a full-invasion on NK, and he knows he'll go down.

Also assassinations don't work. They'll just find some other asshole.
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