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User avatar #5 - geothermal (01/06/2016) [-]
I saw Hat Films in Vegas last year and i told them to eat **** , they threw some kind of wrapper at me and returned the compliment by telling me to also eat **** .
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#110 to #5 - theoddanon (01/06/2016) [-]
SUCK A BIG FAT ONE!
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User avatar #16 to #5 - warioteam (01/06/2016) [-]
what kind of autist walks up to someone and tells them to eat ****
unless you were being friendly or its some kind of dank youtube meme i missed out on
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#19 to #16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
It's a running gag they've got going on. One of them yells it at pretty much, well, anything.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - warioteam (01/06/2016) [-]
i am out of date on my memes
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#94 to #16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Here Ross Hornby (Hat Films) - The Ultimate Eat Shit Collection: Vol. 1!
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User avatar #6 - iliekcereal (01/06/2016) [-]
i got front page once
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User avatar #14 - creamymcgee (01/06/2016) [-]
Check the headlines tomorrow for my claim to fame.
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#97 to #14 - broswagonist ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
will do fam
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User avatar #56 to #14 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Some of y'all are alright...
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User avatar #12 - drl (01/06/2016) [-]
i was mentioned on cnn and mentioned in anti gun speeches for getting a gun in the mail after i ordered comic books
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User avatar #54 to #12 - mcbergstedt (01/06/2016) [-]
Do you still have the gun?
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User avatar #123 to #54 - drl (01/07/2016) [-]
no took forever but i got it to its rightful owner
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User avatar #126 to #123 - mcbergstedt (01/07/2016) [-]
When you had it, did you have the uncontrollable urge to shoot up a public place?
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User avatar #127 to #126 - drl (01/10/2016) [-]
im not joshlol
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#101 to #12 - lurkerfox (01/06/2016) [-]
Huh, I actually heard that story.

so youre Jeremiah Langley?

www.wtol.com/story/28999237/man-in-tiffin-orders-comic-books-gets-gun

neat.
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User avatar #124 to #101 - drl (01/07/2016) [-]
DONT YOU DARE LOOK FOR ME
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#105 to #12 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Thats funny, Im from Tiffin also!!!
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User avatar #121 to #105 - drl (01/07/2016) [-]
they got my city wrong thank god cause i got a lot of crazy ppl messaging me telling me i faked it and the government was behind it ...
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User avatar #29 to #12 - midgettitwank ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
more info pls im intrigued
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User avatar #122 to #29 - drl (01/07/2016) [-]
ordered comics got gun
the gun guy and comic guy went to fedex at same time fedex somehow switched lables i got a gun
called fedex they transfered me around for a hour or 2 then basically said good luck
called cops they told me they dont care
called fbi because it was shipped over state lines and i dont have the proper license to recieve guns from out of state they said they would call me back but never did
called atf because hey its in the name they hung up on me after yelling at me for prank calling them
so i called the news and they cut out most of the interview saying i was upset about getting the gun when in reality i was upset that absolutely nobody wanted to help me out in this situation but the local paper did my story how i told it and embarrassed the whole police force to the point where people where reprimanded
sheriff calls next day after paper is out tracks down the guy who was getting the gun i got my comics back
had to shave my hair and stash off because people noticed i looked like badger from breaking bad and people i did not even know called me badger around town
got **** loads of messages from people claiming i was a piece of **** and that i was part of a government conspiracy to get guns taken away.
and people ask me why i did not keep it
it was a 10k gun with another 10k of custom work done to it and i would report that **** if i lost it. and i dont think a cop 10 years from now would believe me if i said OFFICER I SWEAR I GOT IT IN THE MAIL ONE DAY so anyway the gun belonged to some millionaire and i chatted with him for a bit over the phone
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User avatar #125 to #122 - midgettitwank ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
christ. that ***** crazy
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#8 - deantroell (01/06/2016) [-]
I thought i was famous when me and my 3 best mates met around 8 girls and they all were "oh so you're the one they talk about all the time."
Turns out my friends only talked about all my fails i have done throughout my life.
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User avatar #55 to #8 - mcbergstedt (01/06/2016) [-]
Live up to them.
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User avatar #20 - johrai (01/06/2016) [-]
Shook hands with the Commandant of the Marine Corps and got a challenge coin. Not really a celebrity, but to a young Lance Corporal he was.
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#31 - poelsemutter (01/06/2016) [-]
'Faxe Kondi' Is one of the main brands of soda in Denmark. I uploaded a picture of a painting my girlfriend made for me, and they used it as their official cover photo on facebook, launching a fan-of-the-month competition, that I was the first winner of. I even helped them review a commercial before it aired on tv purely based on that.
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User avatar #25 - jacoban (01/06/2016) [-]
my comment made top 4 recently, I'm pretty much a FJ celeb at this point
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User avatar #26 to #25 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm friends with ************ .
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
this is true
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User avatar #30 to #27 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not

but hankhillofthe sent me a friend request yesterday after I sucked his dick complimented his video.
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User avatar #53 to #30 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Ok, you win.
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User avatar #59 to #53 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
************ just sent me a dildo casted in the shape of his dick friend request too. #popular
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User avatar #69 to #59 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh **** man, it's like you're in the cool kids group of the special ed class. He sent you one too? ************ , do you do that with all your friends?
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User avatar #71 to #69 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
They're cheap to make, 1" of clay doesn't cost much.
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User avatar #50 to #26 - jacoban (01/06/2016) [-]
I talked to him a few times on skype
muddy keep my skype a secret pls
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#41 - hankhillofthe (01/06/2016) [-]
One time I e-mailed Ninja Sex Party
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#120 to #41 - Smushy (01/07/2016) [-]
Dan's face when he finds out Ninja brain cheated on him with hankhillofthe.
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#57 to #41 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
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User avatar #24 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
I have some mini claims-to-fame I'm kinda proud of. First some people who I've had tweets from:

Felicia Day
Christina Hoff Sommers
Eddi Reader
Lizzy Finnegan
Mark Kern (Grummz)

I do a podcast and have had these people on as guests (links in the spoilers for proof)

Molly Lewis www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn5axZIemGk
Paul and Storm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqRnYiZbG2c
Lily (king of the nerds) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owd85zSxQ3U
Kazerad (PREQUEL author) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBmyYKwxM_E

We also had John DiMaggio (bender from futurama) do a voice clip for the podcast which was cool.
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#39 to #24 - unfitninjuh (01/06/2016) [-]
That's actually pretty awesome.

My claim to fame is rather embarrassing though, but I'm going to explain it anyway
I was Sargon's First guest on his GamerGate streams
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User avatar #45 to #39 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
And also, in response to your first comment:

Yeah it's cool but no one I know IRL recognizes ANY of the names I mentioned. So when I get really excited and nerd out that I get to speak to anyone through the podcast, I have no one to gush to. Haha. Sucks.
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User avatar #43 to #39 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh that's cool! Not embarrassing at all dude.
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#44 to #43 - unfitninjuh (01/06/2016) [-]
I just so happened to spill my spaghetti mid-interview
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User avatar #46 to #44 - gohex (01/06/2016) [-]
Eh **** happens dude. People reveal their powerlevel all the time, just be glad it was one of his early shows and not a later one ;)
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User avatar #47 to #46 - unfitninjuh (01/06/2016) [-]
This was around Summer of 2015 I think ._.
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#100 to #44 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**>spaghetti
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#15 - colossusshadow (01/06/2016) [-]
I had a longish affair basically with a guy who was in a metal band
their drummer's father was a member of a really famous rock band
so i guess that's the closest lame fame thing i can think of
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User avatar #13 - bestestname ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I shot up the school
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#38 to #13 - unfitninjuh (01/06/2016) [-]
Don't people kill themselves immediately after that sort of thing?
What's your delay?
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User avatar #52 to #38 - bestestname ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Well I want to enjoy my jail fame.
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#3 - iderpedintofj (01/06/2016) [-]
I knew someone who was directly involved in the Dick Card game that gets posted from time to time. (Except it wasn't 2009, and it wasn't Afghanistan. It was more like 2003 and started in Camp Udairi, Kuwait. I mean, it could have spread and happened then too, but the story is basically the exact same - to include the medic part.)
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#74 to #3 - sirpostie (01/06/2016) [-]
Dick card game?
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User avatar #115 - martiortiftw ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I was mayor of my town at 17
Won some Scout's contest and they let me be on the chair for a day... pretty sweet.
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User avatar #93 - battletechmech (01/06/2016) [-]
my lame claim to fame is that Joshlol used "Search google for this image" to answer a battletech question that I had him do in exchange for a friend request.
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User avatar #95 to #93 - joshlol [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
i remember
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#98 to #95 - battletechmech (01/06/2016) [-]
Have a Jinggau, a 65 Ton heavy mech armed with 4 Extended Range medium lasers, 1 medium pulse laser, and one gauss rifle. A world of blake battlemech Think if Comcast decided to take over the galaxy , it's fast, mobile, and can hit hard.

I do these sometimes by taking the persons username and matching it by letters to a battlemech, surprisingly this is as close as you got.
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User avatar #91 - crazyanimal (01/06/2016) [-]
Admin responded to one of my comments once.
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User avatar #89 - mettallica (01/06/2016) [-]
I once threw a shoe at the president.
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User avatar #76 - turbodoosh (01/06/2016) [-]
My friend from college's uncle is the original voice of Fred and Megatron.
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User avatar #33 - trollmobile (01/06/2016) [-]
my father has had background roles in like 3 movies
i was on national television as a kid, 'cause i accedentally walked in front of the camera.
i'm consistently around top 100 commentors, been for years, since i always comment a lot, but i've never put in the effort to ******** enough to climb higher. since i really only comment when i have something to say.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - theruinedsage (01/06/2016) [-]
People who only talk when they have something to say are usually the ones that are worth listening to.
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User avatar #28 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
people know me for being a faggot
and i get to travel around the world being gay
also i did porn once
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User avatar #58 to #28 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Proof?
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User avatar #61 to #60 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
was it unpublished then?
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User avatar #62 to #61 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
dvds are going on sale on the 20th
the site will publish the vid on the 2nd
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User avatar #63 to #62 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
is it too late to preorder with the useless extra toy?
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User avatar #64 to #63 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
pre order comes with a 1.1 scale replica of how much i care about tumblr feminism
<pic of it
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User avatar #65 to #64 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Groin thrustingly?
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User avatar #66 to #65 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
the joke was that theres nothing there
but if you order a copy ill send a picture of the bite mark on my ass
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User avatar #67 to #66 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
It's a deal
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User avatar #68 to #67 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
im thinking of doing a "blueray" commentary
like there is one scene where as im ****** him doggy his leg flicks up and hits me in the ass
i had to hold my composure and try hold off cumming then and there
ill see if i can get the blooper real off the company
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User avatar #70 to #68 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
"Man shooting this scene was a pain in the ass...his, not mine"
I have a camera decent enough that I could do porn with it, but I'm missing a second person I guess I'll wait to go overseas
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User avatar #72 to #70 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
where you at
and masturbation vids are always popular to start off with
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User avatar #75 to #72 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
NSW we've spoken before, I know you in Melbourne
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User avatar #77 to #75 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
actually im not
GV area maing
if you are ever in vic gib a PM
ill help you shoot a vid
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User avatar #78 to #77 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Well I could gut the distance in half and go with valdhellsing
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User avatar #79 to #78 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
see u on the border feg
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#80 to #79 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Which one? The NSW QLD border, the NSW ACT border, the NSW VIC border, the great wall of Trump, the NSW SA border? there's too many fam
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User avatar #81 to #80 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
nsw and vic
you know
the one that would make sense
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User avatar #82 to #81 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I live near the NSW QLD border, that's a long trip for one video
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User avatar #83 to #82 - evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-]
well then no video for you
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User avatar #86 to #28 - anotherponyaccount ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Fine then, I'll go to Japan and make a Harem video
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