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#2 - langweilig (12/09/2015) [-]
HAVENT YOU HEARD OF NEVER NUDES??
User avatar #1 - arkis ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Did someone naked scare you as a child?
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#11 - willindor ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Pulling down someone's pants without the intention of ******* him, you faggots disgust me
#3 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Really, Japan? Stop trying to catch up to American's shock-entertainment culture.
#12 to #3 - unicornoverlord (12/09/2015) [-]
>Sees an asian
>They must be japanese!
User avatar #34 to #12 - zionsype (12/09/2015) [-]
Racism Test - See How Racist You Really Are!
But I agree Anon is a cunt.
#9 to #3 - chris chris (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
yeah, japan can never come close to the randomness of american pop culture
User avatar #18 to #9 - deutschblut (12/09/2015) [-]
What does Japan have to do with Thailand?
#31 to #18 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Saigon boxes on the left suggest Vietnamese.
User avatar #42 to #31 - deutschblut (12/10/2015) [-]
You are right.

I stand corrected.

It was late.

I am a Permanent Resident over here, I knew that, just blundered.

I appreciate the correction, though, anon.
#13 - jamesiferrr ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
This isn't even his final form
#5 - ohhh ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
What happens when you really have to...
What happens when you really have to...
User avatar #6 to #5 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/09/2015) [-]
I should hope someone would be prepared and head to the can at first warning
User avatar #8 to #5 - IHaveADHD ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
You pull them all down at once.
#29 - perturabo (12/09/2015) [-]
**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
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#38 to #29 - ogthegreat (12/10/2015) [-]
Back 2 back DBZ references.
User avatar #17 - sanbonzakura (12/09/2015) [-]
what do we say to being raped in prison?
NOT TODAY
maybe tomorrow but def not today
#19 to #17 - deutschblut (12/09/2015) [-]
In Alaska the mothers have a goodnight saying to their daughters:

"Make sure you put on 2 pairs of pants before bed to slow down grandpa!"

Seriously. Look it up. Mouthwash is a helluva drug...
User avatar #21 to #19 - sanbonzakura (12/09/2015) [-]
that cant be legit, can it?
god damn people
User avatar #23 to #21 - deutschblut (12/09/2015) [-]
Anyhow, the content reminded me of that...
User avatar #22 to #21 - deutschblut (12/09/2015) [-]
Yes.

Used to live in Alaska.

Apparently grand-daughter ******* is the State sport.

They just recently made it a crime. If arrested you face upwards of 1-3 years in jail for repeatedly raping your grand-kids.

Yes. Google it. "Grandpa's thing tastes salty when he puts it into my mouth."

This is why I don't respect other cultures....
#41 to #27 - deutschblut (12/10/2015) [-]
That is odd. I found 347,000 results under the same search criteria you used. And I never said to search that phrase:
User avatar #24 to #22 - sanbonzakura (12/09/2015) [-]
there are so many levels of ****** up in this
i thought alaska was supposed to be the normal one
User avatar #40 to #24 - deutschblut (12/10/2015) [-]
There is a reason why people do not live in these pretty "untouched" States like Alaska and Idaho.

The land may be untouched, but the children are not....
#43 to #40 - sanbonzakura (12/10/2015) [-]
damn thats cold
#44 to #43 - deutschblut (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
Seriously.

All those ****** states like New York, California, Illinois, Florida, New Jersey, and Texas actually are not that bad.

Full of blacks and Hispanics, fags and traps, and Jews, and crazy laws....

But those States are way more civilized despite.

Every time I find a "hidden paradise", I soon discover why it has been hidden so long...

No, Alaska and Idaho have some serious people man. Idaho is getting better, with its influx of rich asshole Californians, but still has a long way to go. My wife and I and our children do not qualify for passports in Idaho. My parents were German. My wife was Filipino. We are all first generation Americans. We literally went to every single passport acceptance agency in the State, and were denied. Contrary to Federal law.

When we moved back to Asia, we had to move to California first, just to ******* get passports!

Idaho has this incest thing going on too. And guns. And Mormons. And their Wal*Marts have a "Prepper" isle full of water tanks and freeze-dried foods. And ammo. And everyone is related to everyone. Likely due to incest.

Alaska was like that too. But then it was WAY colder. Dark for 6 months, and your buddy from work that invited you to the fair will be like "Damn! Check out her tits!" I'd be like "Who?" And he'd point out the 10 year old girl in front of us. I'd be like "Dude, she's ******* 10." He'd say "Exactly." Me: "She does not even have any tits!" Him "I love them itty bitty titties!"

Sadly, many times the little girls would flirt with us. It's not all rape-rape. Some of those girls love it. FJ should move to Alaska...

Sick **** . These post are my protest to the hell we endured!

Pic is the ****** jew Whoopi Goldberg approving child rape from Polanski, the most sickest famous kike...
User avatar #45 to #44 - sanbonzakura (12/11/2015) [-]
tbh this all sounds like youre yanking my chain, but hot-damn i love to listen to ****** up **** that goes down in the states
User avatar #46 to #45 - deutschblut (12/18/2015) [-]
I live a crazy life.

Many people doubt me.

I am in the Philippines now and have some of the most insane stories to tell from here.

Where are you at again?
User avatar #47 to #46 - sanbonzakura (12/18/2015) [-]
im from slovenia i little cheeki and just a bit breeki
uuu do tell
i love asia and all the **** that goes along with it
User avatar #48 to #47 - deutschblut (12/19/2015) [-]
Cheeki Breeki pride?

I was proud too when STALKER came out, as my Mother was "part Polish". I am 30% accordng to my DNA. So I have a significant amount of Slavic/Cheeki, even though I am a proud German. Actually, 100% of the people in Metro look like my Mum.

I would think Slovenia would be a pretty crazy place, eh?

#15 - phantompaladin (12/09/2015) [-]
**phantompaladin used "*roll picture*"**
**phantompaladin rolled image** I guess he couldn't really... "pull it off"
#33 - lollypopalopicus (12/09/2015) [-]
I find it funny that the guy actually tried to back up in fear of the thing he tried to do.
#25 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF5NHl0ydT0
Go to:
12:37-14:05
You're welcome
User avatar #28 to #25 - MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/09/2015) [-]
Why is she so upset?
#32 to #28 - killerkongformoney ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
You have to watch the whole thing, trust me it is VERY worth it.
User avatar #10 - evilanakie (12/09/2015) [-]
dacks m8
he is wearing multiple pairs of boxer
all come off at once
now everyone laughs at him for having ginger pubes
#16 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Damn mang, amazing. My sides left orbit. Dat china/jap mang was really well prepared! mfw when i saw his ass in the last boxer... nohomo
User avatar #37 - ogthegreat (12/09/2015) [-]
The assailant wasn't ready.
#36 - elguso (12/09/2015) [-]
keep going
#35 - xAELiTe (12/09/2015) [-]
Man, if this guy needs some poop, with that layering... he won't even have to get some scoop!
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#4 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Swass
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