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Not sure why I would be friends with him

Whenever there is a murder and
they interview the schoolgrounds of
the murderer they say: things like
it' s such a shock he was so
male
If one of my friends murdered
someone I' d be a bit more
interesting. the interviewer would
say "So Charlie rigged his victims
apart limb limb and then
hollowed them out and used them
as cereal bowls." and I' d say
r' eah. I can see that. | he was a bit
of a dick to be honest"
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#1 - nuciferatu (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Had an ex school-mate who beat up his dad at age 13, was addicted to drugs by 15, blew up a school bathroom at 16, dealer by 18, twice incarcerated by 24, once for aggravated assault+mugging of an old lady, and killed himself at 25. Apparently his mom never saw it coming! Really, bitch? REALLY? You never ever saw that this kid had problems?

That sure explains a whole lot.
#4 - vomitjar (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
using a note in phone to write things like this. wtf.
User avatar #25 - haeckal (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The last place I worked at, my coworkers and I all took a vote on who among us would be most likely to go on a murderous rampage. They all chose me. It was unanimous. I still don't know why.

Feels bad man.
User avatar #29 to #25 - Lainge (10/16/2013) [-]
You know what to do.
#11 - infinitereaper (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well if anybody had seen it coming then no one have died then right?
Well if anybody had seen it coming then no one have died then right?
#24 - daviskd (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My old Spanish teacher from middle school was arrested 2 years ago for molesting a seven year old girl. Everybody said they weren't surprised and that it was going to happen eventually.
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User avatar #21 - psykojet (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"So Cody took a drill to all of his joints, slowly chopped off all his fingers and toes while cauterizing the wounds, then burned him alive in battery acid? Sounds like something he'd do." Jesus Christ, I need to take a shower after writing that.
User avatar #20 - KayRed (10/16/2013) [-]
There was almost a columbine style shooting at my school when I was in highschool, one of the best parts about it is that the local news managed to find one of the biggest burnouts in my grade, who when asked about the student who was gonna shoot up the school he said "Yeah, I saw him around...he was pretty creepy and stuff".
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2013) [-]
See, if I ever go ballistic and murder the **** outta people, my friends probably wouldn't even be surprised.
#10 - yournewestgod (10/15/2013) [-]
I have so many friends like this.
at least we'll survive the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #9 - tenaciousjon (10/15/2013) [-]
"He tore a hole in Sarah's chest, **** in it, then ****** it for 3 hours straight? ...Hehe, yeah that sounds like my Charlie!"
User avatar #8 - Ragumshnagum (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't doubt that someone has always done that; but he certainly wouldn't make it on TV because it's not as much of an eyecatch as someone saying, "Oh, no, he was such a good kid, he was just a little disturbed." Our society is structured in such a way that we're expected to respect the dead more than to respect the living.

It horrifies me.
User avatar #7 - bcsaint (10/15/2013) [-]
yeah, that is true. the first time i drank with my roommate (before we were roommates) he stabbed me just for ***** and giggles... that is not even a joke
User avatar #6 - malific (10/15/2013) [-]
That's just it though... You wouldn't be on TV, it's the dumb girl who only saw him like once a month saying he's normal.. BECAUSE She said he's normal is why she get's on TV and you don't.
User avatar #3 - GmCity (10/15/2013) [-]
Only thing I could think of while looking at this,

Update.
#2 - taurusguy ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Only thing i hate is when the reason someone shoots up a school or kills himself or whatever is being bullied, and then the bullies are just, oh we loved him so much, GOD DAMN, i hope to god ghosts are real so i could haunt some ************* that do **** like that.
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