Not sure if this is actually usefull
The 20 Creepiest Things You Can
Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear
When Giving Them A Hug
Long sniff - Mmfmm.... you smell different
when you' re awake.
Please help me" then smile as if nothing
If it' s a girl you' re hugging, and you' re a guy.
I can feel them pressing against my chest. I
think those are the only thing I miss about
being a woman."
A good friend of mine (we are both males)
enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging
in public when we see each other. We don' t
do the manly, back pound hug, instead we do
the arms up and under each others' armpits
hugs. We slowly rub each others' back and
say, loud enough for everyone to hear: "So
nice. So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we
separate with a big sigh. It can silence a
You have lovely skin, I can' t wait to try it on
The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
Your hair tastes like strawberries"
Wait... don' t let go just yet."
Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
He knows, don' t go home."
I always knew you would die in my arms".
That' ll do pig"
Every time I poop, I think of you.
No one will ever believe you"
bet you didn' t feel me lick you ear'
I killed Mufasa."
There are only four layers, or less, of cloth
separating us from ecstasy.
Mother told me it would be like this"