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The 20 Creepiest Things You Can
Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear
When Giving Them A Hug
Long sniff - Mmfmm.... you smell different
when you' re awake.
Please help me" then smile as if nothing
happened.
Soon."
If it' s a girl you' re hugging, and you' re a guy.
I can feel them pressing against my chest. I
think those are the only thing I miss about
being a woman."
A good friend of mine (we are both males)
enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging
in public when we see each other. We don' t
do the manly, back pound hug, instead we do
the arms up and under each others' armpits
hugs. We slowly rub each others' back and
say, loud enough for everyone to hear: "So
nice. So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we
separate with a big sigh. It can silence a
room.
You have lovely skin, I can' t wait to try it on
The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
Your hair tastes like strawberries"
Wait... don' t let go just yet."
Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
He knows, don' t go home."
I always knew you would die in my arms".
That' ll do pig"
Every time I poop, I think of you.
No one will ever believe you"
bet you didn' t feel me lick you ear'
I killed Mufasa."
There are only four layers, or less, of cloth
separating us from ecstasy.
Mother told me it would be like this"
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#2 - deadnovember (08/02/2014) [-]
#5 makes me think of JD and Turk
#5 makes me think of JD and Turk
User avatar #3 - daslasher ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
21.Hail Hydra
#6 - thesunpraiser (08/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"'I killed Mufasa.'" Lost my **** man.
#4 - xxhadesflamesxx (08/02/2014) [-]
The Lannisters send their regards
#12 - creatoroffunny (08/02/2014) [-]
"There are only four layers, or less, of cloth separating us from ecstasy"
"There are only four layers, or less, of cloth separating us from ecstasy"
User avatar #16 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/02/2014) [-]
anybody else try to wipe the mark on #7 off of their screen?
#5 - houndsevensquared (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dune is mentioned. Praise Shai-Hulud!
#30 - thatguyuknowtheone (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot
#26 - imcharlie (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Number 9
#21 - ahhdamit (08/02/2014) [-]
thought this was a ******* bug on my screen
User avatar #13 - dingdongpancakes ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
#31 - tomthehippie (08/03/2014) [-]
Dune mentioned... swell into a sandworm with pride!
User avatar #10 - stickmansam (08/02/2014) [-]
as i get off the plane i see her.
my wife, my love, my everything.
she runs to me and i catch her in my arms in a warm embrace.
it has been years since i have seen her and i have waited for this moment for so long.
i move in towards her ear and wisper
"a good friend of mine (we were both males) enjoy creating awkwards situations by hugging when we see each other in punlic...
User avatar #8 - brandinifettucine (08/02/2014) [-]
21. "I let the dogs out"
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#27 - streamdream (08/03/2014) [-]
16. The only thing I could think of was salamanderman.
16. The only thing I could think of was salamanderman.
#22 - envinite (08/03/2014) [-]
Or just spit into their ear.
Or just spit into their ear.
User avatar #19 - assassindash ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
#16 would make me think they were referencing a creeper.

"Yessssss-"
"OH SHI-"
And then it rains nuggets and biscuits....
User avatar #14 - Kadzait ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
In regards to #5,

A friend of mine were doing an improv scene from Julius Caesar for theatre class, I was Brutus, he was Cassius. We had some scene where we leave each other with some finality, me and my friend had a long-ass bordering on sexual hug when I left him.

My conservative, christian teacher didn't seem too happy about it.
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