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The 20 Creepiest Things You Can
Whisper In Someone Else' s Ear
When Giving Them A Hug
Long sniff - Mmfmm.... you smell different
when you' re awake.
Please help me" then smile as if nothing
happened.
Soon."
If it' s a girl you' re hugging, and you' re a guy.
I can feel them pressing against my chest. I
think those are the only thing I miss about
being a woman."
A good friend of mine (we are both males)
enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging
in public when we see each other. We don' t
do the manly, back pound hug, instead we do
the arms up and under each others' armpits
hugs. We slowly rub each others' back and
say, loud enough for everyone to hear: "So
nice. So nice. So safe. So nice." And then we
separate with a big sigh. It can silence a
room.
You have lovely skin, I can' t wait to try it on
The slow blade penetrates the shield..."
Your hair tastes like strawberries"
Wait... don' t let go just yet."
Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
He knows, don' t go home."
I always knew you would die in my arms".
That' ll do pig"
Every time I poop, I think of you.
No one will ever believe you"
bet you didn' t feel me lick you ear'
I killed Mufasa."
There are only four layers, or less, of cloth
separating us from ecstasy.
Mother told me it would be like this"
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User avatar #6 - lolmasterx (04/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"The Lannisters send their regards."
User avatar #8 - temporalguardian ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
"M'lady"
User avatar #4 - lavitts (04/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"Hail Hydra"
#11 - qun (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#25 - decayingapple ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
#44 - September ONLINE (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
best thing to say after sex
#10 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
'MEHOYNEYOYME'
#37 - dbBlues (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
#2 - cheesefry (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - slandersalamander (04/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#7

Dune is mentioned

I feel accomplished for recognizing the reference
User avatar #36 - Soilwork (04/11/2014) [-]
"Do you have battletoads?"
#66 - nethj (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know what it is, but I hate it
#12 - eyecontacthandjob (04/11/2014) [-]
*whisper*
#30 - yoshibee (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#70 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
"Show him what for it means to be Super Sand legend"
#119 - Tharius (04/11/2014) [-]
One time my best friend got dropped off at my house by his mom and I hadn't seen him in awhile and I went outside and gave him a hug.  He is really skinny  so I ended up just picking him up and walking away with him.  He asked me "what are you doing!?" and I responded, "I'm gonna rape you!".  His mom laughed.
One time my best friend got dropped off at my house by his mom and I hadn't seen him in awhile and I went outside and gave him a hug. He is really skinny so I ended up just picking him up and walking away with him. He asked me "what are you doing!?" and I responded, "I'm gonna rape you!". His mom laughed.
#9 - wisconsinwhitepowa (04/11/2014) [-]
**wisconsinwhitepowa rolled image**
"Hail Hydra"
#43 - cloudshadowevil (04/11/2014) [-]
"The lannisters give their regards."
User avatar #118 - Steinwolf (04/11/2014) [-]
*Whisper* Hitler did nothing wrong
#50 - colorbox (04/11/2014) [-]
#18
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