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#12 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Tfw you're smashing piper while still wearing your wedding ring
#135 to #12 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
time heals all wounds
#145 to #135 - nyynjato (12/21/2015) [-]
time wounds all heels
#101 to #12 - myjunk (12/21/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #142 to #12 - sanitarysan ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
i sometimes go ask the girls if they want to roleplay then i give them my wife's ring
#17 to #12 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
you mean you never gave Piper the wedding ring freshly ripped from the frozen corpse of your ex wife?
User avatar #36 to #17 - altari ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
No, because I gave it to Curie instead.
User avatar #37 to #36 - gibroner (12/21/2015) [-]
I gave it to Cait she sold it for drugs and booze
User avatar #79 to #37 - augnos (12/21/2015) [-]
gave it to dog meat
#86 to #79 - blindkungfumasta (12/21/2015) [-]
sold it
User avatar #146 to #86 - fishandkids (12/21/2015) [-]
At the time it was enough to buy me some ammo.
User avatar #73 to #37 - elmirbuljubasic (12/21/2015) [-]
She made a good choice
User avatar #80 to #36 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
Ew. Synths are made from Shauns DNA, and Shaun is made from your DNA. So technically you're having sex with a relative.


Sick bastard.
#85 to #80 - metacobalion (12/21/2015) [-]
Pretty sure that's not how it works. The synths were based on Shaun's unmutated DNA. This doesn't mean that his DNA is actually used in the synths, just the template for unmutated DNA, otherwise all synths would be male and would all look similar if not identical to shaun, they must have ways of doing genetic engineering otherwise they wouldn't be able to make synths look identical to the humans they replace. Everyone on earth shares the DNA for eyes as an example, but we're not all closely related, something like that. The brotherhood of steel would have mentioned you and Danse being related during that quest with the DNA tests and suspected you of being a synth otherwise. Before you say the BOS never took your DNA, they would have your DNA from pre war military records anyway. Not like synths are people anyways, leave that incest guilt at the door. Anyone who knows more than me about this feel free to correct me, this is just my observations and assumptions based on what little I know about genetics and what the institute is capable of
#105 to #85 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Maybe use a spoiler tag?
User avatar #110 to #105 - metacobalion (12/21/2015) [-]
Sorry I suppose I should have. Other guy was spoiling so I figured people wouldn't have read any further if they wanted to avoid them
User avatar #148 to #110 - talldumbdork (12/21/2015) [-]
Good point. Boo on the other guy then! Im still on hour 200 of side quests.
User avatar #151 to #85 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
A twin can look the same, but if one goes get a sex change, and facial reconstruction. Then they won't look the same. But they'll still share the same DNA.

Don't tell me to leave stuff at the door, you aint the boss of me.
#125 to #80 - killo (12/21/2015) [-]
It's okay love having every single game I play to be spoiled. Holy **** dude.
User avatar #150 to #125 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
Once you get Star Wars spoiled for you, you stop caring.
User avatar #84 to #80 - envinite (12/21/2015) [-]
Wife is relative too, mah boi
User avatar #104 to #36 - tzukaza (12/21/2015) [-]
i kept mine
#3 - aleksandurr (12/20/2015) [-]
I created an abomination for a spouse and made myself dead sexy, I felt no remorse for the tumorous road rashed fish face getting shot.
#51 to #3 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
MFW pretending to care about Han Solo getting kiled
#56 to #51 - bews (12/21/2015) [-]
Haha,Nice meme.
User avatar #89 to #51 - meatpacker (12/21/2015) [-]
Why'd you get downvoted? It's in a spoiler.
User avatar #90 to #89 - stallioncock (12/21/2015) [-]
Because no one actually uses spoilers for actual spoilers.
User avatar #152 to #90 - omicronperseieight (12/21/2015) [-]
So he got downvoted for using something the way its meant to be used?
Sometimes this site is an endless sea of stupidity
User avatar #153 to #152 - stallioncock (12/22/2015) [-]
It has nothing to do with stupidity. People always used it to be funny, rarely for actual spoilers. Imo, if they're gonna post spoilers, they should mention a spoiler alert followed by the spoiler.
User avatar #154 to #153 - omicronperseieight (12/22/2015) [-]
If someone is clicking that eye, they should know the risk they're taking.
User avatar #109 to #51 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
**** you, you're an asshole

Luckily I already know the spoiler so the execution made me chuckle a bit
User avatar #71 to #51 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]
P O O R

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User avatar #144 to #71 - destaice (12/21/2015) [-]
puss
User avatar #70 to #51 - mvtjets (12/21/2015) [-]
C O O L M E M E
User avatar #143 to #70 - destaice (12/21/2015) [-]
boy
#138 to #51 - empithree (12/21/2015) [-]
WHAT!?
Dumbledore got killed?!
Oh no! By Who?!
User avatar #19 to #3 - donbionicle (12/21/2015) [-]
I have to wonder why they were married in the first place, then.
User avatar #20 to #19 - equestriaman (12/21/2015) [-]
tax reasons
#22 to #19 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]
when you have a spouse and you're in the military you get paid more.
#57 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
What ********* that just penalizes ugly people
#58 to #57 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]
not really. if you talk with someone and make arrangements, you can make out pretty good. You might be ugly, but if you get someone to marry you on paper, you'd get more money. You can take a portion of the money and give it to the person you married. It's called contract marriages. It's quite common.
#59 to #58 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
You got me there
#60 to #59 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]
the reason I know this is my brother did it, along with a lot of the people I served with. personally, I saved all my money and blew it on black jack and strippers.
#63 to #59 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]
also, spouses of servicemembers get tons of amazing medical care
#65 to #63 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
GIF
>spouses get medical care
>veterans don't
#66 to #65 - lokiak (12/21/2015) [-]
depending on date of service and the latest war, veterans are eligible for all sorts of things for healthcare. spouses are too depending on insurance coverages.
User avatar #2 - peanutsaurusrex (12/20/2015) [-]
when u gotta shove past the guy who interviewed you about the vault before the bombs fell
User avatar #6 to #2 - jastri (12/20/2015) [-]
Talking to that guy made me so sad. At least I got him to move to Sanctuary.
User avatar #49 to #6 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
That ****** scared me, I rented a room in the hotel and I didn't see him on the way up but when I woke up in the morning the ****** was just standing in the door way. As usual I quick saved then blew him up and the rest of good neighbor.
User avatar #16 to #6 - snipys ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Where is he
User avatar #18 to #16 - niceguyguy (12/21/2015) [-]
He's in hotel Rexford in Goodneighbor. Top floor.
User avatar #50 to #16 - miscreant ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
In >>#49 's game, he's here, here, here and over there.
User avatar #54 to #50 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
Can confirm. I gave the hotel a new coat of paint
#9 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Thanks I didn't play it yet
User avatar #15 to #9 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
It's literally like 5 minutes into the game
User avatar #23 to #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
20 minutes if you change the facial features and can't decide on a haircolor, because you don't want your 4th character to have Jet Black hair like the first 3.
#24 to #23 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
I can relate to the black hair thing so hard

I just can't bring myself to use any other hair color, what is even happening
#87 to #24 - blademontane (12/21/2015) [-]
>Not being Aryan race
User avatar #55 to #24 - masdercheef (12/21/2015) [-]
I just wish there were more options for hair color. Give me blues, greens, cyans, purple, pink, etc.

The least "natural-looking" hair you can get is either bleached white or red, and that just won't do.
#25 to #24 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Jet Black is just the best looking. The greying and white ones are cool too, but I wish the greying was realistic, not full grey hair.
User avatar #26 to #25 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
It's every bethesda game, doesn't even matter what the character looks like, even if it doesn't fit his ethnicity, every other hair color just looks ****
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
The blonde ones aren't bad. But the brown and red never seems to fit. Red isn't bad for a female character though. But my fav female hairstyle in Fallout 4 isn't available at the beginning, so I can't put it on my wife.
User avatar #29 to #27 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
It was real bad in Skyrim, always looked way more greasy than the other hair colors, like the character used jizz for shampoo. Never played as a female so I can't really say. I'm planning on doing an energy-institute female run sometime though.
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't play as female either but you can customize your wife in fallout 4.
#31 to #30 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
Only to watch her get shot in the face 5 minutes later
User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
And that's why I never make her look like my girlfriend.
#33 to #32 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
Damn bro...
User avatar #93 to #33 - Bad Man (12/21/2015) [-]
dude I need those gamer glasses to play cs otherwise my eyes will fill with gamer gunk. please send link
User avatar #94 to #93 - santamansan (12/21/2015) [-]
its the real stuff
the good stuff
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
The most confusing thing is I'm one of the biggest buttsluts on this website, yet I'm dating a female.
#67 to #34 - bronywiseman ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Looks like I've got competition~
User avatar #35 to #34 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
Some things never change
User avatar #48 to #27 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
I never found anything that adds more hairstyles or perks
User avatar #96 to #48 - amusingusername (12/21/2015) [-]
You get 3 or something unlocked hairstyles once you're on the wasteland without finding any magazines. They're mostly hairstyles that wouldn't have blended in pretty well in the pre-war part. Things like partly shaved hairstyles or messy hair.
#129 to #24 - hjklmnn (12/21/2015) [-]
KYLO REN KILLS HAN SOLO
#132 to #129 - whydidimakethis (12/21/2015) [-]
You created an account just to post this.

Do everyone a favour and take yourself out of the gene pool.
User avatar #133 to #132 - whydidimakethis (12/21/2015) [-]
And you blocked me and thumbed me down.

What a ******* bitch, truth must ******* hurt cunt.
User avatar #130 to #129 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
Yes I know
User avatar #47 to #23 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
I started with jet black but kept graying it a bit more as the story went on. Towards the end is on the last gray setting it let you before going full white. I made my ***** look like he was aging
#128 to #15 - hjklmnn (12/21/2015) [-]
KYLO REN IS HAN AND LEIA’S SON
User avatar #131 to #128 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
I am aware of this
User avatar #45 - sideismss (12/21/2015) [-]
replace "replay" with "play for the first time"
User avatar #46 to #45 - kibuza (12/21/2015) [-]
Dude I just finished the main story and I have to say, I predicted the entire storyline easily. Way too cliche.

Oh, I have a wife and kid? Bet you the wife dies and someone takes my kid
Oh I woke up from cyro? Bet you my kid is like 10 now

I don't want to put anymore spoilers even with the spoiler filter but seriously that game's story was way too predictable.
User avatar #52 to #46 - sketchE ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
my girlfriend called out what happened to shaun from the beginning
User avatar #116 to #52 - sideismss (12/21/2015) [-]
seems like in the earlier games, bethesda put more thought into the story, but put less effort into it. now they work on it alot, but give it very little thought. which honestly applies to everything in their newer games, lots of money and effort put in without any thought or sentiment behind it.
#122 to #116 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
I didn't see too much thought in 3's story, it was even worse than 4. Cliche heroic father sacrifice, the inability to ditch the brotherhood, and an evil option that makes absolutely no sense in both the main game and in Broken Steel.
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#8 - frostbitcanadian ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I never cared about my wife, son, Sanctuary or the Minute Men. Just explored and did a bunch of side quests
User avatar #11 to #8 - gittons (12/21/2015) [-]
same.
the main quest should have been something completely different or hell just do not have a main
quest.
User avatar #136 to #8 - arsenalthegunners (12/21/2015) [-]
bitch u WHAT? based minutemen are there to make life easier for everyone, and make YOUR sorry ass their GENERAL, yet you dont ****** CARE? YOU WANNA GO HOMIE?!
#21 to #8 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
While the continuous side quests for the Minutemen are annoying, they are truly the one and only force in the commonwealth that actually gives a **** about helping REAL people survive.

Brotherhood never cared about anything but stripping away the peoples technology so they can all die horrible deaths.

Railroad couldn't care less if all humans die either as long as their walking microwaves are safe.

Institute has a superiority complex exactly like the super mutants and believe they are the only ones who deserve to life.
#40 to #21 - rockstarownage (12/21/2015) [-]
>walking microwaves.

oh god my sides. i've yet to hear that one and its great
User avatar #28 to #21 - hudis ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
If you can only identify one of those as good-intentioned, I think you need to take some classes on understanding different perspectives of things.
User avatar #62 to #28 - hwaraam (12/21/2015) [-]
you're a cunt
User avatar #61 to #21 - hwaraam (12/21/2015) [-]
>to live*

you english retard go study some more
User avatar #1 - mcmanybucks (12/20/2015) [-]
when u gotta pretend to care about the infant son u spent 10 seconds with before the bombs fell



spoiler to then find out hes actually the had scientist of the institute? ******** ..
User avatar #38 to #1 - supremetaco (12/21/2015) [-]
When I finally got to the Institute to meet my 'son' I felt that my character's reactions were way off. As soon as 'Father' showed up I shot him and left. My only regret was that I couldn't go against my looting instinct and reloaded the save I made. Killing him was the most satasfying thing I did in that game. I didn't even talk to him. I just shot him and turned around.
#41 to #38 - rockstarownage (12/21/2015) [-]
i feel you, i wanted my character to be totally unaccepting of the idea that his son was now a 60 year old man in charge of "humanities brightest chance at the future"
i mean you can do the disbelief thing, but eventually it just ends up as "okay i accept this. what do you want me to do now"
User avatar #42 to #41 - supremetaco (12/21/2015) [-]
They made the main character way too accepting of the institute as a whole
#44 to #42 - rockstarownage (12/21/2015) [-]
absolutely. like i wanted total disbelief out of him. i mean i was pretty ********** by that point to be honest, and with him being the dad i expected much more of a reaction out of him. I mean my first thought was "this ****** guy is lying his ass off to manipulate me, and he's got to have shaun somewhere around this place being tested on or some **** ". like even to this point i barely accept that father is Shaun. there just isn't all THAT MUCH proof to support it. I was expecting alot more of "just give me my damn son back and quit lying to me" and a lot more "i don't believe you, theres no possible way". but it's just like, "i've told you all i can, youve got to believe me, i let you in here didn't i?" and then it's just "well okay then".
User avatar #141 to #44 - severepwner (12/21/2015) [-]
You can see Shaun's resemblence to yourself.
#149 to #141 - rockstarownage (12/21/2015) [-]
you are right, and it can change based on the skin color you chose etc. so i understand it IS supposed to be shaun according to bethesda. but i'm just saying i personally don't quite accept it, and as the dad, i REALLY would not have accepted it so easily.
#43 to #1 - rockstarownage (12/21/2015) [-]
i honestly wasn't all that thrilled either.

honestly even after 3-4 playthroughs of fallout 3, i still cared about dad and seeing him die every day. and the other doctor getting shot.
#4 to #1 - aleksandurr (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, its kinda silly that there was no attempt to make you care at all for him
User avatar #7 to #4 - datassman (12/20/2015) [-]
I think they kinda assumed that people are gonna automatically care about your child. It's pretty damn difficult to characterize a newborn, but still.
User avatar #95 to #4 - satansferret (12/21/2015) [-]
They shoulda tried an UP type intro.
#5 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
You kept the default wife?
#91 - trollmobile ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
when you're starting a new Skyrim character and you have to pretend to be afraid of alduin, and give half a **** about the stormcloaks vs imperials
#107 - xerros ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
When you become an unstoppable killing machine, create a new character and don't remember you need to be afraid of a few things.
User avatar #124 to #107 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
>lvl 30
> kill deathclaw in a few hits, no sweat
> restart
>lvl 1
>over estimate your abilities and get raped by bloat flies
User avatar #139 to #124 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Like running headlong into West Everett Estates only to get one-shotted.
User avatar #74 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
better emotion in the story than fallout 3 by far though
User avatar #13 - pfccross (12/21/2015) [-]
I've had a thought... if you make your character and your spouse black, is your son black?
User avatar #14 to #13 - alstorp (12/21/2015) [-]
Yup, only skin color though, not facial features
#113 - paulthehero (12/21/2015) [-]
All y'all complaining about fallout spoilers with the spouse dying but it both happens in the first 10 minutes of the game (minus character creation) and at E3 they described the main character as "the sole survivor of Vault 111" so that is more or less supposed to be a given by this point.
#39 - asasqw (12/21/2015) [-]
Of course that would assume the game is worth replaying
User avatar #69 to #39 - kirkbot (12/21/2015) [-]
b-but much achievements
User avatar #82 to #39 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
It's a Bethesda game. Of course it's worth replaying to try different builds.
User avatar #118 to #82 - oxidoferroso (12/21/2015) [-]
Different builds? What do you mean? Is it necessary to do that, counting in the fact you can get infinite perks with the no level cap? You can master every weapon and skill in the game in your first playthrough, right?
User avatar #123 to #118 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah. And by different builds I mean playing to the point you're satisfied with the game, whether that be the end of the game, or with you sitting at max level, all perks unlocked, a different way. For instance, I have my go to, run of the mill "I'll get EVERYTHING on this guy" character who was played as a rifleman, as soon as I found the combat rifle I was golden. While the other character is going to be as Melee as possible, with the exception of a few tougher enemies she'll be swinging for the cheat seats.
#117 - matralith (12/21/2015) [-]
I actually liked the wife... would've preferred if she was taken instead of that son that literally looks like a pile of **** .
#64 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Went out to the wasteland
found a crap farm with 3 hicks and a cat
**** it, I'll kill the cat for meat
low on shotgun shells, punch cat
cat runs, lady gets pissed
chihuahua steak goes after da pusi while I fend off its bat wielding owner
blast her head to bits
settlement cleared
mfw I liberated a settlement from a crazy catlady without knowing it.
User avatar #99 - creamymcgee (12/21/2015) [-]
That was my reaction the first time through. Bethesda writers seem to think because a character is family we are supposed to care about them.

And before you say I'm wrong, how many people actually did the main quest right away? I've seen more comics and people talking about disregarding their son to build frivolous stuff at Sanctuary than talk about rushing off to find muh babby
#126 - echsa (12/21/2015) [-]
tfw nuklear apocalypse outta nowhere
#127 to #126 - iwantbananaslol (12/21/2015) [-]
**iwantbananaslol used "*roll picture*"**
**iwantbananaslol rolled image**
#120 - mondominiman (12/21/2015) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll picture*"**
**mondominiman rolled image**When you see a character you spent 2 hours on get killed off almost instantly
#137 to #120 - xxcgxoblivionxx (12/21/2015) [-]
nice roll
User avatar #81 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
I didn't realize the quest objective was "Go Home" after you exit the vault my first time through. Second time I got really sad about it.
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