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Not prepared for battle

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Some men will me .'ttw
impulse buyer. some men are not prepared
for battle.
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Submitted: 09/02/2014
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#2 - sinery (09/02/2014) [+] (40 replies)
But guess what?   
Your below mediocre chain mail won't protect you from my trusty thrust!
But guess what?
Your below mediocre chain mail won't protect you from my trusty thrust!
User avatar #8 to #2 - poetsofthefall (09/03/2014) [-]
If you're using that katana it is.
#15 - almostninja (09/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
> Accuses me of being ill-prepared   
> Missing 90% of his armor
> Accuses me of being ill-prepared
> Missing 90% of his armor
#20 - sweatanus ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is thin, transparent mail, and worn over a t-shirt. Not to mention he is wearing aventail on his head with nothing under or over it.
He isn't ready for battle either.
Mail to be useful has to be thick woven so it would absorb impact. You would have a thick leather coat under it, to protect you from getting chain rings into your body,
And never ever put chain on your hair without something under it. Padding to protect you from impact and because chain will pull half your haircut off when you take it off.
#3 - aldkai (09/02/2014) [-]
#43 - Tazdingo (09/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>no plate
User avatar #32 - dawggz (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Serious question here.

Can that mail protect against a ******* 2 handed axe attack ?
Axe weighs roughly over 20 kgs. made of Iron.
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegreenrecon (09/03/2014) [-]
If its modern steel chainmail and he didnt cheap out sure, it wont break, now the squishy human inside said armour... mmmm thats up for debate.
#19 - liberalgodess (09/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Chainmail doesn't offer even the slightest protection against modern weapons.

Only neckbeard medieval wannabes who play runescape buy this kind of **** .
User avatar #48 to #19 - iamkagji (09/03/2014) [-]
Or, y'know, the people who buy this **** , then go out with their friends and beat the **** out of each other with medieval weaponry for fun
#7 - squidgy (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That ******* I <3 NY shirt tho
#36 - datmine ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
He needs some heavy armor.   
 And of course someone to help him put it on.
He needs some heavy armor.
And of course someone to help him put it on.
#22 - dusttophoenix (09/03/2014) [-]
No tabard, come on now!?!   
 MFW i saw then realized
No tabard, come on now!?!
MFW i saw then realized
#17 - galanorth ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Butted maille? No gambeson or arming cap? Wall-hanger William Wallace "claymore" (it needs forward-sloping quillons with quatrefoil terminations to be a true claymore"? I'd take you out in a fight with just a rondel you filthy casul.
User avatar #58 - Kairyuka ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
0/10 no potions Potion Seller
User avatar #14 - whypop (09/03/2014) [-]
he needs to impulse buy some plate, tabard, and leather equipment
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (09/03/2014) [-]
chainmail is too thin, no padding, no platemail, no gauntlets, no helmet, no armlets, chainmail is too short on the arms, sword is definitely blunt and might be a bit rusted.
3/10 would not go to battle in
#78 - Absolute Madman (09/03/2014) [-]
BibbedibiddebiBURZUM
#75 - RipperMan ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Chainmail Vs Zombie bites discussion go.

chainmail is part of my zombie plan, maybe leather armor leggings
User avatar #74 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Chainmail is expensive as **** though.
#6 - AvidGamerShkunk (09/03/2014) [-]
where can i get the chainmail?
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