Not mine but it is a good laugh. Guy wanting to buy a tanning bed for his wife on craigslist. The Original at WANTED: Tanning Bed . 5200 may to t ii post Lookin Not mine but its
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Not mine but it is a good laugh. Guy wanting to buy a tanning bed for his wife on craigslist. The Original at WANTED: Tanning Bed . 5200 may to t ii post Lookin

Guy wanting to buy a tanning bed for his wife on craigslist

The Original at
WANTED: Tanning Bed . 5200
may to t ii post
Looking fora cheap mum; bad. Will me.
Gary at V
Thank you
My with the tatt poster:
Messages Tan g Carr., Edit
Yea whos this?
Great! do you have one
youve willing to part ways
with?
I only need one.
it' s for my wife
I' m only willing to spend a
couple hundred dollars
iv -aee.
haha looks like black eyed
peas
The photo you just sent
me is a can of black eyed
peas
This is the exact photo you
just sent me.
It doesn' t matter anyways,
it' s out of my budget.
thank you
asshole, I see what you
did there.
Go waste someone ewes
time, prick
that dude is not even in
the black eyed peas,
asshole.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #8 - avocadoXD
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(11/22/2013) [-]
the last one may not have been black eyed peas but it was a Black Mans Plea
#35 to #8 - gongthehawkeye
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 - vandettamask
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Tanning bed was phone all along.
Tanning bed was phone all along.
#2 - hektoroftroy
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Gary's FW
i enjoyed the post tho OP sorry tho
User avatar #18 to #2 - silasersej
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(11/23/2013) [-]
tho
User avatar #29 to #18 - newsuperyoshi
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(11/23/2013) [-]
tho
#22 to #2 - nooooob
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(11/23/2013) [-]
why are you apologizing tho ?
User avatar #23 - Xabu
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(11/23/2013) [-]
"Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno."
User avatar #27 to #23 - thewizsam
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(11/23/2013) [-]
que?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Xabu
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(11/23/2013) [-]
It's the motto Goya uses
"If it's Goya, it has to be good."
#63 to #28 - macacobr
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(11/23/2013) [-]
It actually means: "Thy death shall be brought, bloodshed Goya come."  Trust me. I know it. I'm a linguisticsinatran
It actually means: "Thy death shall be brought, bloodshed Goya come." Trust me. I know it. I'm a linguisticsinatran
User avatar #40 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
can someone give me the just the pic of the guy saying GARY! i have no idea what i will use it for, but i will need it at some point...
User avatar #41 to #40 - kanatana
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Either a Spongebob or Pokemon post, most likely.
User avatar #42 to #41 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
i hadn't thought of that, NOW I NEED IT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - kanatana
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Heh. Share with me if you get it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
ok, i will
User avatar #46 to #40 - penileburglar
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(11/23/2013) [-]
...And why on earth can't you get it yourself?
User avatar #47 to #46 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
because having been here more than a month i know that there are people on this site a lot better at doing so than i am. i am not merely lazy, i am also very good at it
User avatar #48 to #47 - penileburglar
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What is there to 'not be good at'? Open it in any picture software. Even paint would do. Cut out the picture. Open a new image. Paste the picture. Save. Done. It's not rocket science.
User avatar #49 to #48 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
i will not be berated by someone who has been here for not much more than a month...
User avatar #50 to #49 - penileburglar
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How long I've been here is irrelevant. I'm not sure where you think being a long-standing member on funnyjunk gives you some magical internet points that make a difference in who can berate you. You're just being lazy. The average five-year-old could do it, literally.
#51 to #50 - faithrider
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what an ass. someone who has been here a long time would have just been nice and given me the pic. instead, you berate me...
what an ass. someone who has been here a long time would have just been nice and given me the pic. instead, you berate me...
User avatar #52 to #51 - penileburglar
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In the time you've had this conversation with me, you could have gotten it for yourself a dozen times already. Hell, in the time it took you to type your very first comment, you could have been halfway there. You're just mad you've got called out for being too lazy or incompetent to do it yourself.
#53 to #52 - faithrider
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i'm not mad... i am baffled as to why someone would take the time to do so? and in the time since you have called me out on it, you could have been nice and given it to me. instead you had to be an ass-douche
i'm not mad... i am baffled as to why someone would take the time to do so? and in the time since you have called me out on it, you could have been nice and given it to me. instead you had to be an ass-douche
#54 to #53 - Keoul
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I'm not very good at this.
I'm sorry.
#55 to #54 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
that is excellent!  yes i know i am laxy
that is excellent! yes i know i am laxy
#57 to #55 - Keoul
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But but you were suppose to get angry!
But but you were suppose to get angry!
User avatar #60 to #57 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
i'm sorry. but the good thing (and the real reason i wanted someone else to do it) is it doesn't have the crappy border "bevel" effect that the text box gives it. so thank you, yours i may take the time to edit myself because it is close to what i wanted...
User avatar #56 to #53 - penileburglar
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Because, rather than spoon-feeding you everything, I'd rather you realize that you could do it yourself much more easily. There's nothing 'nice' about it--ever heard the 'give a man a fish' expression? The world is not obligated to do for you things you could do yourself--and it's especially sad when it's a task so simple that you could have done it yourself in the amount of time it took you to ask.

But, hey, if cutting a picture out is 'too hard for you' and you're 'not good at it' then I guess I am being an ass-douche, because you must actually be retarded.
User avatar #58 to #56 - faithrider
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(11/23/2013) [-]
just because i can doesn't mean i should every single time. is it lazy for me to ask my mother to make dinner when it is around that time, because i am doing something else. now, i already admitted to being lazy. you however are stilling going on.
User avatar #61 to #58 - penileburglar
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No. Cutting out a picture literally takes about as long as typing a comment asking someone else to do it for you, checking your reply, and then saving said picture. It's not just laziness, it's stupidity--rather then spend thirty seconds of your time just *doing* it, you spend thirty seconds of your time getting someone *else* to spend thirty seconds of their time doing it. That's a far cry from asking mommy to cook you some dinner.

Tthough, frankly, unless you're literally to young to use a stove, you shouldn't be doing that, either. Either you're not working and therefore should make your own damn dinner, you ARE working and should move the **** out, or your mom lives with you because she's too elderly and you should be ******* take care of her, not making her cook you dinner.)
User avatar #20 - jntcoolman
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I dont get it. please dont hurt me
User avatar #24 to #20 - chezburgadominator
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(11/23/2013) [-]
It's pretty self explanatory. The peas represent how you'd look after using the tanning beds. The guy interested in buying this tanning bed is constantly sent pictures of Black Eyed Peas when he is reassured they are actually tanning beds and it's just his phone. Eventually, he shows him a picture of the group "Black Eyed Peas" and the buyer is so frustrated that when the seller sends the picture of the black man saying "GARY!" he is more concerned it isn't actually peas.


User avatar #15 - marohawk
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(11/22/2013) [-]
"Go waste someone else's time, prick" I seriously doubt that this guys time was really wasted. I don't get why someone would be so mad, I would just laugh.
#33 to #15 - dontread
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Idk time he wasted there could of been spent doing other things

maybe this "convo", hypothetically, lasted about 45 minutes with the whole getting pictures thing.
User avatar #3 - ninegagxd
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(11/22/2013) [-]
too long; didn't read
Someone sum it up for me
Go!
User avatar #64 to #3 - yuukoku
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Gary grabbed you by the neck and held you down, slowly crumpling your trachea like a letter from a doctor explaining that the child is his, watching the light slowly drain from your eyes.
User avatar #65 to #3 - asmodeu
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(11/23/2013) [-]
You idiots are thumbing down a trolling account.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ninegagxd
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(11/23/2013) [-]
What makes you think I'm a trolling account?
User avatar #69 to #66 - asmodeu
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(11/23/2013) [-]
You know, I don't really have a good reason.
You may be right, maybe you're not a troll account. Here, have a thumb because I was an ass to you.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 7256b066
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(11/22/2013) [-]
OK: I ****** your mom, you are a faggot.
#19 to #4 - hotschurl
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(11/23/2013) [-]
pretty accurate
pretty accurate
User avatar #34 to #4 - datlaugh
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(11/23/2013) [-]
That was ******* hilarious. Good job anon.
#67 to #34 - anon id: 7256b066
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(11/23/2013) [-]
/bows
#5 to #3 - anon id: 2e94d59d
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Dude wants tanning bed, puts number on interwebs
1337 troll haxorz text dude's number, keeps going into detail about tanning bed
keeps sending pictures of black eyed peas
first 2 the food, last 1 the band
then he sends a picture of cee lo green
^ thats when you breathe more air then normally out of your nose
User avatar #39 to #5 - ninegagxd
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(11/23/2013) [-]
thanks xD, Your a god amongst men
#6 to #5 - anon id: 7256b066
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(11/22/2013) [-]
damnit anon, stop being helpful.
#10 to #3 - anon id: dcf7a856
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(11/22/2013) [-]
Come on guys

'9gag XD'

Posts obvious troll comment

He's level -160 don't thumb him down
User avatar #11 to #10 - kennyh
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(11/22/2013) [-]
seriously, he has already gotten to level negative 163 with this ****.
#13 to #11 - anon id: 7256b066
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(11/22/2013) [-]
ya'll keep thumbing up ******* anon posts, why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - kennyh
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(11/22/2013) [-]
So people will know he is right
#36 to #3 - ugoboom
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(11/23/2013) [-]
mfw username ninegagxd
#37 to #36 - anon id: 877ca25a
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, he posts some valid opinions as well
www.funnyjunk.com/smooth+dude/funny-pictures/4897155/1#1
He might just be that stupid
#38 to #36 - ninegagxd
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**** you, I'm a nice, funny guy. Excuse me for having a life and no time to read that ****** content.
#68 to #38 - anon id: 7256b066
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(11/23/2013) [-]
hai Phanact
User avatar #17 to #3 - spanishiqiustion
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(11/22/2013) [-]
here we haz tanning bed
this is black eye peas photo
NUH UH
Fine too much
repeat
dude i see wat you doing
i aint doing nothing
GARY
fin
User avatar #45 to #17 - ninegagxd
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Thank you : )
#1 - sloggii
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User avatar #31 - Syncronicity
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that 'The Boronzonator 3000' is the single best name for a tanning bed ever.
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