Not mine I can't draw for shit. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V Comic Blacks Nig
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Not mine I can't draw for shit

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On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
I ,9 pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #25 - SirVladimir
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Damn I miss Ottovan.
User avatar #29 to #25 - Ottovan
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Me too.
#24 - nod
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
>Can't draw for ****.
>Posts this.

*****, I bet you'll try to claim this isn't yours too.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
In the title it says not mine.
User avatar #4 to #2 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
That is what the joke is supposed to be.
#5 to #4 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Penis.
Penis.
#6 to #5 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
I like that comment.
I like that comment.
#7 to #6 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Thnx Bae
Thnx Bae
#8 to #7 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
So, uhm... can I suck your dick now or something?
So, uhm... can I suck your dick now or something?
User avatar #9 to #8 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Only if you kiss me on the lips first.
User avatar #10 to #9 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Cool, where is your lips? Enjoying your profile picture, by the way?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Aren't lips like on the anus or something? Totes my Scrotes
#12 to #11 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Present thy buttocks, for I intend to kiss them gently - at first. Romantic, exotic, passionate, deep and French second.

Got protection by the way.
#13 to #12 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
I got my own protection.
User avatar #14 to #13 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
"Tastes like chicken."

Why don't they make a dick flavoured condom?
User avatar #15 to #14 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Well some people don't wan't a girl to bite down on their dick. And I'm not one of those people.
User avatar #16 to #15 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
I'm a boy if that is any help? But I guess you don't care baby?
#17 to #16 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Naw babe.
Naw babe.
User avatar #18 to #17 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Good, now late my take an... uhm... lick, of that cock-flavoured dick.

Get the joke?
#19 to #18 - stevecartel [OP]
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Yes and at first I laughed and then I was slightly upset.
Yes and at first I laughed and then I was slightly upset.
User avatar #20 to #19 - caffeinecommissar
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Why?
#23 to #20 - stevecartel [OP]
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#21 to #20 - stevecartel [OP]
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(07/31/2014) [-]
The pun was too good.
The pun was too good.
#22 to #21 - caffeinecommissar
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Good to hear, I always try to ram a pun or five in there when I can.
Good to hear, I always try to ram a pun or five in there when I can.
User avatar #3 to #1 - stevecartel [OP]
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And then it says it's made by a guy named Ottovan
User avatar #30 to #3 - Ottovan
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Who?
#34 - BwainPhreeze
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#36 to #34 - singedbrick
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User avatar #27 - dsendz
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(07/31/2014) [-]
I thought ottovan was back.

Feels bad man
User avatar #28 to #27 - Ottovan
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(07/31/2014) [-]
I AM ******.
User avatar #31 to #28 - dsendz
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Sweet jesus christ on a pogo stick! He's back!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ottovan
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(07/31/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS, ROCKIN' THE PEERS AND PUTTIN' SUCKA'S IN FEAR
User avatar #35 to #32 - hitterdude
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(07/31/2014) [-]
VVhere did you go?
Have you just been tvviddling your dick?
User avatar #38 to #35 - Ottovan
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Dick twiddling has been a part of it, yes

But I've just been going through a rough patch lately
User avatar #39 to #38 - hitterdude
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oh
Do you vvant to have a manly conversation about it?
User avatar #33 - morke
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Ottovan is such a fag though. The site is better off with him gone, me thinks.
User avatar #37 to #33 - Ottovan
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Ow....
User avatar #26 - maggotarms
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(07/31/2014) [-]
when i was really young I didnt know that ****** meant and i told this joke to my dad and he went nuts