Not mine I can't draw for shit. . On a cold, late September night... My eyes opened to a Terrifying sight. My television set had suspended itself in midair... V Comic Blacks Nig
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Not mine I can't draw for shit

On a cold, late
September night...
My eyes
opened to a
Terrifying
sight.
My television set had
suspended itself in
midair...
V eyes cou . not avert
thems es fro a freighter's
As fear and panic sank in, and I
began to urinate...
An Idea, my
mind began
contemplate.
I grabbed
the gun
under my
pillow, with
my finger on
the trigga'
I turned on the
light and yelled:
As the thief ran out
of sight
I chased after
him with all of
my might.
As he crawled through
the window mg to
I ,9 pulled the trigger, and
popped a cap in his
black ass.
DAMMIT MARCUS! GO TO THE
PRINCIPAL' S OFFICE!"
...
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Submitted: 07/31/2014
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User avatar #25 - SirVladimir (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Damn I miss Ottovan.
User avatar #29 to #25 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Me too.
#24 - nod (07/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - caffeinecommissar (07/31/2014) [+] (23 replies)
>Can't draw for **** .
>Posts this.

***** , I bet you'll try to claim this isn't yours too.
#34 - BwainPhreeze (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #27 - dsendz (07/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I thought ottovan was back.

Feels bad man
User avatar #33 - morke ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ottovan is such a fag though. The site is better off with him gone, me thinks.
User avatar #37 to #33 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Ow....
User avatar #26 - maggotarms (07/31/2014) [-]
when i was really young I didnt know that ****** meant and i told this joke to my dad and he went nuts
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