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User avatar #17 - godlessgod (07/31/2014) [-]
you can't get pregnant faggot
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User avatar #1 - xEatMyBaconator (07/31/2014) [-]
Kind of hard for a hand to get knocked up...
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#23 to #1 - mayoroftownsville ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
You think that's bad, that hand had to pee on the test.
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#35 - ibsmiley (08/01/2014) [-]
But I'm going to be a mom!
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User avatar #36 to #35 - ampy (08/01/2014) [-]
Congrats!
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#21 - mrblueftw (07/31/2014) [-]
i for one think kids are great. i have a son and a soon to be daughter.
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#27 to #21 - thytruth (08/01/2014) [-]
Congrats man, may they fill your life with happiness and grow into wonderful people.
Take good care of them.

Cheers
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#28 to #27 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
just incase you didnt know that was a joke look at my avatar
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User avatar #29 to #28 - mrblueftw (08/01/2014) [-]
why did that post as anonymous
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#30 to #29 - thytruth (08/01/2014) [-]
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - mrblueftw (08/01/2014) [-]
because my avatar fits that image
sorry dad
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#32 to #31 - thytruth (08/01/2014) [-]
It's alright dude
I'm no dad.... yet I hope
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#8 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
hah.. well good for you, buddy.. btw you should take this birth control test in a week again to be sure.. I mean your girlfriend.. by the way.. welcome to the world of sex, now you are going to be its slave for along time
hah.. well good for you, buddy.. btw you should take this birth control test in a week again to be sure.. I mean your girlfriend.. by the way.. welcome to the world of sex, now you are going to be its slave for along time
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User avatar #13 to #8 - mrnpc (07/31/2014) [-]
From now, til the grave you will be its slave.
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#9 to #8 - blahred [OP](07/31/2014) [-]
Yip, I bought 2 anyways. She's going to test again on Saturday, but this first time is a relief.

And I know that feeling. We already had sex 3 times in one day her choice, although I won't complain and she seems to want to do it every other day. But I promise I won't leave this place.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
well... my gf is demanding too.. once we had sex like 5 times in 2 hours and the thing is that I dndn't even enjoy those last ones.. don't oversex yourself.. I know it's hard but if you give yourself sometimes a pause, you will enjoy sex better
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#11 to #10 - blahred [OP](07/31/2014) [-]
So like, once or twice a week?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but it is good to take a day off or two and then have sex twice a day.. you will feel better about it, but you will see what goes best for you.. sometimes when I wanted to have sex I couldn't have felt that good.. my gf is coming back tomorrow after a week so I am pretty much looking forward to it
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#2 - blahred [OP](07/31/2014) [-]
hotsand
orkanoidz
jjamesgordon
srhkid
thedarkassassin
sedativechunk
hashtronaut
handofdestiny
beren
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#3 to #2 - blahred [OP](07/31/2014) [-]
All of those who first read it. Thank you guys, you seriously all kept my hopes up the whole time.
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User avatar #37 to #3 - orkanoidz (08/02/2014) [-]
Try to be a tad more careful next time eh mate? good job dodging a bullet
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#6 to #3 - hotsand (07/31/2014) [-]
Best of luck *****
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User avatar #16 - tittylovin (07/31/2014) [-]
no 1 cares m80
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#14 - beren (07/31/2014) [-]
(All these excellent 'being summoned' gifs. I had to use one.) Great news, man. Keep me updated if things ever get crazy again.
(All these excellent 'being summoned' gifs. I had to use one.) Great news, man. Keep me updated if things ever get crazy again.
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User avatar #7 - srhkid (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh sweet jesus! Congrats brotha! I knew it was all goin be okay. You now know better. Take this as a learning exp, and be careful!
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User avatar #5 - thedarkassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
Good for you! You're too young to be a father. And I bet the chick is happy she isn't pregnant either.
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#15 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
nobody gives a **** .
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#18 to #15 - zyketor (07/31/2014) [-]
Can someone change this to say "thumbing" instead of "talking"? Because really, I don't know why the **** this post has currently 30 thumb ups. It's probably entirely fake, and even if it was real, why does anyone here give a **** ?
Can someone change this to say "thumbing" instead of "talking"?

Because really, I don't know why the **** this post has currently 30 thumb ups. It's probably entirely fake, and even if it was real, why does anyone here give a **** ?
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User avatar #24 - avanger (07/31/2014) [-]
As i heard if you get + when you're a guy you might be a cancer
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#34 - zaiger (08/01/2014) [-]
gratz!
gratz!
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User avatar #22 - ldial (07/31/2014) [-]
Sorry bro
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#20 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
yet*
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User avatar #19 - xxjmacxx (07/31/2014) [-]
You realize she pees on it right? Not the other way around?
 
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