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Submitted: 07/03/2014
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#9 - fezzo (07/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Unless they **** you in the figurative sense instead of literal
#3 - ciacheczko ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Frequent sex =/= aids. Depends on the women you 						****					, ya know.
Frequent sex =/= aids. Depends on the women you **** , ya know.
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2014) [+] (18 replies)
0 divided by ∞ is still 0..
User avatar #13 to #1 - Mortuus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
It's not 0, it's undefined.

Pleb.
#23 - jogoto (07/04/2014) [+] (30 replies)
hoping to get laid for the first time this thursday   my parents are away for two days and she and i are both virgins and i dont even know if itll happen help me senpai
hoping to get laid for the first time this thursday my parents are away for two days and she and i are both virgins and i dont even know if itll happen help me senpai
#22 - pornoranger (07/04/2014) [-]
does that mean you're not getting a new bag for 9th grade?
#77 - fagnut (07/04/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled image** just one of the many things that **** me
User avatar #72 - warioteam (07/04/2014) [-]
life ****** me enough that i have aids anyway
#65 - rifee ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**rifee rolled image** what ****** me
#64 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
aww boo hoo
#51 - seras (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You know that the chance to get AIDS is not determined by the times you 						****					, right? You could 						****					 just once, and Boom!   
AIDS
You know that the chance to get AIDS is not determined by the times you **** , right? You could **** just once, and Boom!
AIDS
User avatar #54 to #51 - cuntism ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if to applaud you for being deliciously pedantic on purpose, or to cuss you out for not getting the point of his content - there's so many ppl who either don't get the point, or worse, (in the case of if you stated this to be factual, and that's it) they do but think their smarmy observations don't make em look like douchehounds
User avatar #50 - minorian (07/04/2014) [-]
This joke reminds me of a kid I know. He actually got HIV from birth.
#46 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43**
#44 - victorianfancyman (07/04/2014) [-]
**victorianfancyman rolled image**
**victorianfancyman rolled image**
#37 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
usually you cant contract aids from not having sex...
User avatar #20 - wrocky (07/04/2014) [-]
may we know the last **** up life caused u m8? hug
#18 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
we don't come here to feel sorry for you so keep your pathetic problems to yourself faggot
#15 - Anonomousthirteen (07/04/2014) [-]
If chicks ****** anyone half as often as life does, that person would have long since died from a broken pelvis.
#8 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2014) [-]
I can relate to this. The company I worked for recently went under (after not paying it's employees for about a month of work), and the day it went under just happened to be my birthday. And because my boss was a moron and had me selected as "exempt from federal tax with-holding" on my employee paperwork last year I can't even draw unemployment while I'm looking for a new job. But I do have a qt3.14 gf who does the sex. so there's that.
#7 - walkingwaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
If life ***** you as much as you seem to claim it does, you probably already have AIDS.
#6 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i don't get why people have such a hard time with women, am i that different?
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