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#9 - fezzo (07/03/2014) [-]
Unless they **** you in the figurative sense instead of literal
User avatar #19 to #9 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Yet in reality they really do.
User avatar #36 to #9 - mynameszack (07/04/2014) [-]
Then you have figurative aids...
#10 to #9 - snowshark (07/03/2014) [-]
Sounds about my luck, yeah.
#17 to #9 - vorarephilia (07/04/2014) [-]
literal could be bad too.

or good, if you are into that sort of thing.
#3 - ciacheczko (07/03/2014) [-]
Frequent sex =/= aids. Depends on the women you 			****		, ya know.
Frequent sex =/= aids. Depends on the women you **** , ya know.
#21 to #3 - elgrind (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't forget : life likes to **** with him.
#58 to #3 - THISISNOTFUNNY (07/04/2014) [-]
like the law of infinite probability, if you do it enough it's bound to go sour one day
#4 to #3 - snowshark (07/03/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but you gotta admit the more women you bang the more likely you are to bang one with aids regardless of the environment you're banging them in. The only factor the environment modifies is what kind of women you are likely to meet and what kind of women you meet only affects the how high the likelihood of them having aids is. However aids can be in anyone, regardless of their age or social upbringing, because of the nature of the disease. One wrong 			****		 or maybe even some unwanted transmission of certain bodily fluids can render someone aidsbourn so there is always going to be that chance there.   
   
However banging 100 women means you are taking that chance 100 times.   
   
More importantly, the joke makes no specifics as to the kinds of women nor of any kind of social standing nor any form of pre-coitus preparations. In fact the factor of aids is merely just a setup for the true punchline which is hidden behind the words. The true punchline is that life 			*****		 with me a lot and the joke is merely a framing device that gives the reader all of the elements and tells them to come to the conclusion themselves.   
   
In short: It's just a joke, bro.
Perhaps, but you gotta admit the more women you bang the more likely you are to bang one with aids regardless of the environment you're banging them in. The only factor the environment modifies is what kind of women you are likely to meet and what kind of women you meet only affects the how high the likelihood of them having aids is. However aids can be in anyone, regardless of their age or social upbringing, because of the nature of the disease. One wrong **** or maybe even some unwanted transmission of certain bodily fluids can render someone aidsbourn so there is always going to be that chance there.

However banging 100 women means you are taking that chance 100 times.

More importantly, the joke makes no specifics as to the kinds of women nor of any kind of social standing nor any form of pre-coitus preparations. In fact the factor of aids is merely just a setup for the true punchline which is hidden behind the words. The true punchline is that life ***** with me a lot and the joke is merely a framing device that gives the reader all of the elements and tells them to come to the conclusion themselves.

In short: It's just a joke, bro.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ciacheczko (07/03/2014) [-]
And there's this thing called relationship when you bang one woman 100+ times.
No need to write me an essay, it's a joke.
#35 to #5 - tehavatar (07/04/2014) [-]
he said women, not a women.
#22 - pornoranger (07/04/2014) [-]
does that mean you're not getting a new bag for 9th grade?
#7 - walkingwaffles (07/03/2014) [-]
If life ***** you as much as you seem to claim it does, you probably already have AIDS.
#8 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
I can relate to this. The company I worked for recently went under (after not paying it's employees for about a month of work), and the day it went under just happened to be my birthday. And because my boss was a moron and had me selected as "exempt from federal tax with-holding" on my employee paperwork last year I can't even draw unemployment while I'm looking for a new job. But I do have a qt3.14 gf who does the sex. so there's that.
#23 - jogoto (07/04/2014) [-]
hoping to get laid for the first time this thursday   my parents are away for two days and she and i are both virgins and i dont even know if itll happen help me senpai
hoping to get laid for the first time this thursday my parents are away for two days and she and i are both virgins and i dont even know if itll happen help me senpai
User avatar #40 to #23 - sinconn (07/04/2014) [-]
shut the **** up! I was literally just dumped I am angry and depressed and I want to hurt someone
User avatar #43 to #40 - Darianvincent (07/04/2014) [-]
Woah m80 might want to dull that edge a bit you might hurt yourself.
#63 to #40 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
Poor baby. I can't see why anyone would ever want to dump you.
Poor baby. I can't see why anyone would ever want to dump you.
User avatar #48 to #23 - leafonthewind (07/04/2014) [-]
whats his name
have fun ravaging some young girl
make me proud
User avatar #52 to #23 - seras (07/04/2014) [-]
Just be yourself, it'll work.
#55 to #23 - yentabear (07/04/2014) [-]
Relax, go do it when you wanna go do it.
WHEN YOU WANNA COOOOME
#56 to #23 - mexikaner (07/04/2014) [-]
congrats man, just remember to wrap your willy
congrats man, just remember to wrap your willy
User avatar #59 to #56 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh **** big brother
#61 to #23 - bonklord (07/04/2014) [-]
Godspeed anonymous internet person.

Just remember to wrap that **** .
#66 to #23 - fezzo (07/04/2014) [-]
Pro tip #37
#68 to #23 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
im gonna asume you watch porn, maybe henta i dunno, i do  now learn from those porn actors and make that girl see the heavens...   
good luck!
im gonna asume you watch porn, maybe henta i dunno, i do now learn from those porn actors and make that girl see the heavens...
good luck!
User avatar #69 to #23 - coopdawg (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright, here's the thing: if it happens it will probably suck. It will probably be embarrassing. Don't expect too much out of her and don't expect too much from yourself. Just do what feels natural. Be nice and be gentle, don't ask for anything she is uncomfortable with. If she blows you, return the favor. And for God's sake, wear some ******* protection. We believe in you.
#79 to #23 - fagnut (07/04/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled image** YFW premature ejaculation
User avatar #34 to #23 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
Get out of here you ******* weaboo cancer.
#39 to #34 - vladimirtepes (07/04/2014) [-]
**vladimirtepes rolled image**
#67 to #34 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
trolls and 			***********		, arent funny, arent 			*************		 they are just annoying...   
if you think it's funny to mess with peoples likes and make a certain group of people look bad then you should 			*******		 kill yourself...   
 P.S: having a really 			******		 week and i feel outraged by simple stupid things like you
trolls and *********** , arent funny, arent ************* they are just annoying...
if you think it's funny to mess with peoples likes and make a certain group of people look bad then you should ******* kill yourself...
P.S: having a really ****** week and i feel outraged by simple stupid things like you
User avatar #70 to #67 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
Guess what. I've been having a few **** years, does that matter? nope.
I would often go on funnyjunk to have a laugh, but in the last couple of months I got too ******* sick of the amounts of anime here. It has to stop.
#71 to #70 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
"im sick of the amount of anime"   
1. there is not even that much anime.   
2. there are post channels, use them.   
3. ranting about it like an 11 year old wont solve anything.   
4. if people like anime what are you gonna do about it, make them hate anime?   
5. 			****		 you
"im sick of the amount of anime"
1. there is not even that much anime.
2. there are post channels, use them.
3. ranting about it like an 11 year old wont solve anything.
4. if people like anime what are you gonna do about it, make them hate anime?
5. **** you
#74 to #71 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
basically this.
Does that picture have to do with ANYTHING? No. Not at all.
User avatar #76 to #74 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
and you cant ignore it like a big boy?
User avatar #80 to #76 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope. Not anymore. I have tried for months but today is where I draw a line. enough is enough.
User avatar #73 to #71 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
1, In my opinion there is, definetly when you look back a few years, **** . I barely knew what anime was.
2, I just browse frontpage, not channels specifically.
3, Ranting won't help, you're right. But expressing my opinion might.
4, If they like it, fine. But keep that cancer away from normal posts.
5, thanks.
#75 to #73 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
>expressing my opinion   
"			****		 anime it's cancer", atleast do it in a subjective way   
>keep that cancer away from normal posts   
just go on another website with not that much anime, winkal has a good layout, memeventer is not full of 			*********		, but sometimes they us engrish, they are good but i prefer FJ because they like anime and do funny 			****		 not necesarilly with anime
>expressing my opinion
" **** anime it's cancer", atleast do it in a subjective way
>keep that cancer away from normal posts
just go on another website with not that much anime, winkal has a good layout, memeventer is not full of ********* , but sometimes they us engrish, they are good but i prefer FJ because they like anime and do funny **** not necesarilly with anime
User avatar #78 to #75 - animeiscancer (07/04/2014) [-]
i have been here since '08, not saying that I deserver a different funnyjunk. But I feel obligated to say something because right now it feels like something that is close to me is slowely dieing. Also excuse my broken english at times, English is not my first language.
User avatar #81 to #78 - finalfantasymaster (07/04/2014) [-]
well, like i said before do it in a subjective way, create a board or something, where people post, just with moderational anime.
#38 to #23 - carlonord ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Well good luck man! Don't try to force anything and just relax, if anything happens, it happens.
Well good luck man! Don't try to force anything and just relax, if anything happens, it happens.
#47 to #23 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
Well done!    
Good luck and godspeed.
Well done!
Good luck and godspeed.
#42 to #23 - xfishy (07/04/2014) [-]
wink wink
wink wink
#1 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
0 divided by ∞ is still 0..
#12 to #1 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you mean ∞ divided by half is still ∞
User avatar #57 to #12 - cards (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't divide an idea by a number.
#2 to #1 - snowshark (07/03/2014) [-]
I'd prefer for you to log in when you're right... you monster.
I'd prefer for you to log in when you're right... you monster.
User avatar #13 to #1 - Mortuus (07/04/2014) [-]
It's not 0, it's undefined.

Pleb.
User avatar #24 to #13 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]

Isn't it still 0

If it was the other way around, infinite divided by zero, that would be undefined
If I'm wrong I'd like a genius #rek me up with my red storm
User avatar #25 to #24 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Sciencexplain / mathexplain
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't like that fact that we treat infinity as if it were a number, which it isn't. What we do is divide by a large number and let that large number keep growing (approaching infinity). We call this taking limits as the number tends to infinity. What happens when you divide 0 by 100, we get 0. Divide 0 by 1000? We get 0. Regardless of what large number we're dividing by our answer is 0 and by letting this large number increase (as much as we please, tending to infinity) the answer is still 0. Thus the 'answer' is 0.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
uhhhhh

Are you telling me #13 is wrong or correct
User avatar #28 to #27 - sciencexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Let me put it another way: "I have 0 potatoes. I split it infinite times, how many potatoes do I have? None! Because I never had any to start off with!"

-B
User avatar #29 to #28 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but my question was that are both "undefined": dividing zero with something or dividing something with zero

Or just one of those options?
User avatar #30 to #29 - sciencexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Dividing zero with something equals zero. Division by zero is an operation for which you cannot find an answer, so it is disallowed. Would you like me to elaborate?
User avatar #31 to #30 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, got it
User avatar #32 to #31 - sciencexplain (07/04/2014) [-]
Cheers. Final note: Don't consider infinity to be a number. It's a limit so you can't use it like other numbers.

-B
User avatar #60 to #32 - indonesia (07/04/2014) [-]
can you explain it like I'm five years-old? I still don't understand it.
sorry for being ignorant
User avatar #82 to #60 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
0 = 0
5


5 = *not a possible outcome*
0

User avatar #83 to #82 - indonesia (07/04/2014) [-]
i feel like a retard now.
thanks
#33 to #32 - tranquilizer ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I'll keep that in mind

And on a completely unrelated subject, to add on that conversation about rolling users we had one day, It happened to me too on the boards.
ha.

There's something wrong with my screencap tool. Don't know what :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - amusingusername ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
These ****** don't even limit.
#77 - fagnut (07/04/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled image** just one of the many things that **** me
#18 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
we don't come here to feel sorry for you so keep your pathetic problems to yourself faggot
#6 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
i don't get why people have such a hard time with women, am i that different?
#11 to #6 - ottox (07/03/2014) [-]
most of fj probably doesnt know that many girls
User avatar #16 to #11 - Anonomousthirteen (07/04/2014) [-]
Most of my friends have been female since kindergarten. Only difference is, now I don't just pull their hair, if you know what I mean....
That's right- I'm a ******* god with a hair straightener.
User avatar #45 to #11 - heartlessrobot (07/04/2014) [-]
I just have better luck with guys than girls.
#51 - seras (07/04/2014) [-]
You know that the chance to get AIDS is not determined by the times you 			****		, right? You could 			****		 just once, and Boom!   
AIDS
You know that the chance to get AIDS is not determined by the times you **** , right? You could **** just once, and Boom!
AIDS
User avatar #53 to #51 - shadowbreech (07/04/2014) [-]
It's affected by it...
User avatar #54 to #51 - cuntism (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if to applaud you for being deliciously pedantic on purpose, or to cuss you out for not getting the point of his content - there's so many ppl who either don't get the point, or worse, (in the case of if you stated this to be factual, and that's it) they do but think their smarmy observations don't make em look like douchehounds
User avatar #72 - warioteam (07/04/2014) [-]
life ****** me enough that i have aids anyway
#65 - rifee (07/04/2014) [-]
**rifee rolled image** what ****** me
#64 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
aww boo hoo
User avatar #50 - minorian ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
This joke reminds me of a kid I know. He actually got HIV from birth.
#46 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43**
#44 - victorianfancyman (07/04/2014) [-]
**victorianfancyman rolled image**
**victorianfancyman rolled image**
#37 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
usually you cant contract aids from not having sex...
User avatar #20 - wrocky (07/04/2014) [-]
may we know the last **** up life caused u m8? hug
User avatar #15 - Anonomousthirteen (07/04/2014) [-]
If chicks ****** anyone half as often as life does, that person would have long since died from a broken pelvis.
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