Not a sad loser. . mutt: or ... THANKS. Step 1: tip cage Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke Step 4: thi
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mutt: or ... THANKS
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User avatar #17 - demandsgayversion (12/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Step 1: tip cage

Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence

Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke

Step 4: this too
User avatar #1 - minionofdolan (12/20/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Thank him kindly then proceed to unscrew lid with finget tips applied from both sides then stick a long ass straw down from the top and enjoy. Also stare at him then entire time.
#102 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
place in bucket
crush glass
pour into new bottle
????
profit
User avatar #104 to #102 - daffyduckyo (12/20/2013) [-]
drink shards
**** blood
????
profit
#22 - akho ONLINE (12/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
It's a simple process   
   
1. Acquire drill   
2. Drill a hole in the bottle   
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
It's a simple process

1. Acquire drill
2. Drill a hole in the bottle
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
User avatar #12 - stealingbikes (12/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Angle grinder, couple cutting discs, and ten minutes.
User avatar #15 to #12 - tenfatcats (12/20/2013) [-]
an alcoholic, a short temper and something heavy to throw.
-8
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#19 to #18 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
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#109 - scowler (12/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
****					 the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
**** the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
User avatar #118 to #109 - NachosNToast (12/20/2013) [-]
No matter what it is, if you have an issue, thermite has a solution.
#33 - EmulateSnes (12/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
nothing a ******* straw cant fix.
#65 - ratytang (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** the police
User avatar #156 - McFuckUp (12/20/2013) [-]
Everyone making all these detailed suggestions.
All you have to do is get some lube, and apply it to the bottle. Then it'll slide through the bars like an elephant cock into a mouse's asshole.
#78 - xkenxmx (12/20/2013) [+] (30 replies)
The fact that someone can maintain some sort of career welding just goes to show how pathetic we are. Machines are around for this kind of thing. Get a real job.
User avatar #81 to #80 - ThunderChunderFrom (12/20/2013) [-]
See, now I know you're a troll. Either that, or an incredibly judgmental, ass hat.
#143 - lamnad (12/20/2013) [-]
If a friend did this to me, I would so just leave it and have it displayed, just to so how awesome my friends are.
#135 - zerotzallander (12/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
1. grab bottle
1½. be russian
2. start to lift bottle and the cage then follows

3. chug it all like you don't give a ****
#144 to #142 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
>yfw straw
#184 - gameshredder (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just get someone with small hands to unscrew the cap and drink it all through a silly straw.
Just get someone with small hands to unscrew the cap and drink it all through a silly straw.
#59 - djhuehue (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Acquire long neck funnel
2. Acquire large bottle
3. Funnel whiskey into bottle
4. Stick penis into whiskey
5. Offer a glass to welder mate
#14 - cokemule (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is top page material in it's adolescence, oh man I gotta say something for thumbs.....
dang it
#174 - alonetime (12/20/2013) [-]
welder mate
User avatar #165 - themamzingbs (12/20/2013) [-]
Use a straw.
User avatar #150 - TurdBurgler (12/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was a welder and this is something I would do.

While I was in trade school, a fellow student pissed me off. I warned him that I would slash his tire and weld his lug nuts. He didn't believe me and kept pushing his limits. Needless to say, he ended up with a slashed tired and all his lug nuts welded. Told him next time I'd do all 4 tires AND weld his doors shut. He never messed with me again.
User avatar #11 - tiredofthis (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh i'm going to school for welding. I need to remember this.
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