Not a sad loser. . mutt: or ... THANKS. Step 1: tip cage Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke Step 4: thi Not a sad loser mutt: or THANKS Step 1: tip cage 2: realize your waitress just stole declaration of independence 3: I'm putting this here so it's less obvious joke 4: thi
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #17 - demandsgayversion
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Step 1: tip cage

Step 2: realize your waitress just stole your declaration of independence

Step 3: I'm putting this here so it's a less obvious joke

Step 4: this too
#132 to #17 - phudgepacker
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I hued out loud
#187 to #17 - iamspika
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#103 to #17 - perolaf
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that was
#105 to #17 - trivdiego
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had to read it 5 times just to get it
had to read it 5 times just to get it
User avatar #107 to #105 - venoshto
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i still don't get it...
#111 to #107 - trivdiego
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tip cage   
   
   
   
   
like he's a waitress
tip cage




like he's a waitress
#116 to #111 - venoshto
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and the declaration of independence part? sorry, not a really good day, really
#120 to #116 - bololak
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*sigh* Tip nicholas cage as if he's your waitress and then he steals the declaration of independence like in his movie, National Treasure.
#121 to #120 - venoshto
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that was one hell of a joke, thanks for your patience
that was one hell of a joke, thanks for your patience
#122 to #121 - bololak
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np m8
np m8
User avatar #172 to #17 - misterymisterman
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This was even better executed than Henry VIII's wives.
#85 to #17 - teruterubozu
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****
User avatar #1 - minionofdolan
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Thank him kindly then proceed to unscrew lid with finget tips applied from both sides then stick a long ass straw down from the top and enjoy. Also stare at him then entire time.
User avatar #21 to #1 - ADTRNinja
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lmao **** straws
User avatar #64 to #1 - chandedandlier
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Instructions not specific enough, dicks caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #108 to #1 - cheatmasterjunk
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Or use a tube and siphon it out into a nice decanter.
User avatar #164 to #1 - trowlernotparas
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>Whiskey
>Straw
>U wot
User avatar #183 to #1 - minionofdolan
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Ya know I almost diddnt write this comment cause I thought FJ would bitch "blah your logic is ****** blah".......well then I stand corrected lol.
User avatar #2 to #1 - luxray
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Mate, good whiskey often comes with a cork.
User avatar #71 to #2 - traks
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Hai Lux!
~foxxi
#13 to #2 - anon id: d933bd7b
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push finger through the bottom holes to raise the bottle then proceed to screw the cork off then drink with a straw?
#26 to #13 - luddethebunny
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whiskey with a straw?  eww
whiskey with a straw? eww
#147 to #26 - anon id: a24318c6
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Still better than ******* ice.
#16 to #13 - luxray
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User avatar #3 to #2 - minionofdolan
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Well then I learned something today....sorry im a drunk I dont care the quality just if it ***** me up.
User avatar #4 to #3 - luxray
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All good, I'll drink cheap booze too, but I go for the good stuff if I can.
User avatar #5 to #4 - minionofdolan
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If you like vodka top shelf that is never go wrong with some grey goose or crystal skull if you wanna get **** faced but cheaply stoli it is.
User avatar #6 to #5 - luxray
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SKYY isn't bad.
User avatar #7 to #6 - luxray
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But yeah, vodka's my drink of choice. I mix it though.
User avatar #8 to #7 - minionofdolan
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I am a vodka man myself. Skyy is good stuff. My uncle just got a jar of cinn whiskey today **** is delicious.
User avatar #9 to #8 - luxray
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Really?
I like whiskey every once on a while, but man, apple pie is good stuff.
User avatar #10 to #9 - minionofdolan
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Hell yeah it is I love it he gets it pretty often so nice to know there is always some around. Well gonna go fap be back in about 10 min
#102 - anon id: 046b412c
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place in bucket
crush glass
pour into new bottle
????
profit
User avatar #104 to #102 - daffyduckyo
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drink shards
**** blood
????
profit
#124 to #104 - tripzie
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or, you know..
User avatar #110 to #104 - xDMICHAELxD
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place in strainer
crush glass
????
profit
User avatar #115 to #110 - Einsty
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squeze fingers in
open bottle
find a straw
????
profit
User avatar #163 to #104 - xentacle
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This ***** don't know about titration
#22 - akho
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It's a simple process   
   
1. Acquire drill   
2. Drill a hole in the bottle   
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
It's a simple process

1. Acquire drill
2. Drill a hole in the bottle
3. hit your m8 on his head with that cage until it breaks
#24 to #22 - anon id: d3617be7
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Why bother with bottles when you can pierce the heavens?
#31 to #24 - kanatana
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I think you're talking about DRASTICALLY different drills.
#32 to #31 - anon id: d3617be7
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Drastical problems require drastical solutions. OP should pierce bottle, heavens...   
   
 and his friend.
Drastical problems require drastical solutions. OP should pierce bottle, heavens...

and his friend.
#34 to #32 - kanatana
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Comment Picture
#46 to #34 - anon id: d3617be7
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Go ahead
Go ahead
#51 to #46 - kanatana
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Strange, wonderful anon, what is this from? I suddenly hunger for it.
Strange, wonderful anon, what is this from? I suddenly hunger for it.
#55 to #51 - anon id: d3617be7
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Do you even anime? I thuoght everyone already heard about Kill la Kill. It's from Trigger, the studio founded by Hiroyuki Imaishi, you know, this guy famous thanks to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion
Do you even anime? I thuoght everyone already heard about Kill la Kill. It's from Trigger, the studio founded by Hiroyuki Imaishi, you know, this guy famous thanks to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion
#66 to #24 - silverhellion
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User avatar #162 to #22 - dingobox
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any have a source of that gif?
User avatar #12 - stealingbikes
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Angle grinder, couple cutting discs, and ten minutes.
User avatar #28 to #12 - dapanda
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ten minutes, holy ****, how slow do you cut?
you can easily get that open in like 2 minutes, including the search for the angle grinder
User avatar #112 to #28 - stealingbikes
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30 seconds to cut

9:30 to find my extension cord
User avatar #15 to #12 - tenfatcats
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an alcoholic, a short temper and something heavy to throw.
#20 to #15 - xxkillionarexx
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But... that might hurt the whiskey......
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#109 - scowler
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**** the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
**** the Whiskey, JUST USE THERMITE.
User avatar #118 to #109 - NachosNToast
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No matter what it is, if you have an issue, thermite has a solution.
User avatar #126 to #118 - matexius
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I like you 2...

Great minds think alike, I suppose...
User avatar #151 to #126 - anonibusii
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Yet fools seldom differ.
User avatar #159 to #151 - matexius
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You must be really fun at parties...
User avatar #178 to #159 - anonibusii
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I don't go to parties
User avatar #179 to #178 - matexius
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I know that feeling...
User avatar #180 to #179 - anonibusii
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Welcome to the club, bro.
User avatar #191 to #118 - scowler
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PIE-ROW-MAIN-E-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
#33 - EmulateSnes
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nothing a ******* straw cant fix.
#92 to #33 - crazymannequin
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but what kind of faggot drinks whiskey with a straw
User avatar #101 to #92 - thesticklebricks
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a desperate alcoholic?
#128 to #92 - yunouppercase
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he doesn't necessarily mean drinking it with a straw

enlarge for better view of mspaint skills
#148 to #92 - anon id: a24318c6
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The one with a caged bottle of whiskey
#65 - ratytang
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**** the police
#96 to #65 - bizzar
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I thought exactly
I thought exactly
#78 - xkenxmx
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The fact that someone can maintain some sort of career welding just goes to show how pathetic we are. Machines are around for this kind of thing. Get a real job.
#97 to #78 - punnyjunky
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User avatar #106 to #78 - scowler
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**** robots.
User avatar #114 to #106 - rho
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Soon, I hope.
User avatar #190 to #114 - scowler
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...
User avatar #153 to #78 - TurdBurgler
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One of the weld shops I worked at had a robot. The welds it uh...spewed out...were horrible. Full of imperfections. They could never get it to do anything right. Anybody there could weld circles around that piece of junk. Plus, it could never get all the angles we can. And like somebody already said, they'd be fine and all till you need something special done like underwater welding.
#127 to #78 - yunouppercase
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what if i couldn't afford a ******* machine for this, but the tools?
what if i couldn't afford a ******* machine for this, but the tools?
User avatar #79 to #78 - ThunderChunderFrom
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What is it that you do, exactly?
#80 to #79 - xkenxmx
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I am unemployed, good sir.
User avatar #81 to #80 - ThunderChunderFrom
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See, now I know you're a troll. Either that, or an incredibly judgmental, ass hat.
#82 to #81 - xkenxmx
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My right to free speech enables me to share my opinions on the internet, and just because they are unpopular does not classify me as a troll. Granted, I am new to the site and so I haven't been sucked into bandwagons yet, so I assure you that my opinions - no matter how unpopular - will continue to be shared.
User avatar #99 to #82 - ThunderChunderFrom
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You don't have a job, and you're telling someone to "get a real job"? Besides, machines cant weld everything.
User avatar #136 to #82 - oceanfrank
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see the thing is, being a hypocrite doesnt exactly make you liked. not just on the internet but in real life as well. 0/10 please try harder. at least you're honest tho
#88 to #82 - fishinyourface
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usually ignorant or ridiculous opinions are people attempting to be trolls, it's no wonder they thought you were one.  a job is a job, if we take welding jobs away from people and use machines for everything, there's going to be a lot more demand for employment but there won't be enough jobs for everyone.
usually ignorant or ridiculous opinions are people attempting to be trolls, it's no wonder they thought you were one. a job is a job, if we take welding jobs away from people and use machines for everything, there's going to be a lot more demand for employment but there won't be enough jobs for everyone.
#93 to #88 - xkenxmx
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I honestly find that people way over exaggerate the difficulties of finding jobs. If you want money, you'll find a way. Most of the people complaining about lack of jobs are just too lazy to put any effort in, or are so under qualified that they dont deserve one anyway.
User avatar #125 to #93 - furrypuppy
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"You'll find a way"

And this is the reason why crimerates are skyrocketing.
#95 to #93 - fishinyourface
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I don't care dude, I don't even see what the problem is, really, I don't even know why I replied to you.
I don't care dude, I don't even see what the problem is, really, I don't even know why I replied to you.
#89 to #82 - Reldinrostiare
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At least until hate speech has you hit with a banhammer.
#86 to #82 - tictacpattywhack
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Your opinions do not make you a troll, they make you an asshole.
Your opinions do not make you a troll, they make you an asshole.
#87 to #86 - xkenxmx
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Now who's the judgemental cunt? Take your useless opinions elsewhere.
#91 to #87 - bluemagebrilly
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Judges opinion to be useless.
User avatar #94 to #87 - tictacpattywhack
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It's the internet. Every opinion is useless. And for the record, the single fact that you think someone who enjoys their job, has a bad job, makes you an asshole. When most people who go through 4 years of college get into a job they don't even like. Also "Now who's a the judgmental" doesn't make sense seeing how I just joined the conversation. But seeing how you're such an uncaring cunt you didn't even check to see.
#90 to #87 - Reldinrostiare
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A person preaching to his right to opinions tells others to take their opinions away. Once again...
#161 to #80 - partisan
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"Get a real job"
#113 to #78 - swordwoman
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User avatar #131 to #78 - BowChickaBowWow
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Yeah, that's great and all, until you need a special welding job, like underwater. Or custom welds. Or just about any welding that's not done on a ******* assembly line.
User avatar #119 to #78 - takesomemorewater
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Why are you trying?
User avatar #98 to #78 - heartlessrobot
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Humans are capable of examining a structure, as machines often miss areas, can't reach, or something went wrong and the human has to touch up a weld. Also, **** you why have a machine do something when you can have a human do it? Maybe we need humans doing these things, we don't want robots to have every job.
#117 to #98 - velocidex
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and then there is the 3D printer
#140 to #117 - malacyman
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for the record, my school has 2 and they are bad ass. we us a program called Creo Parametric, this lamp is one of the projects. pretty well anything you make can be printed
User avatar #166 to #117 - heartlessrobot
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Which I believe doesn't work with metal. Nor are there any large enough to put together something like a motorcycle.