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#5 - heeveejeevees
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Philippines mentioned, swells with bad internet and corrupted politicians
User avatar #21 to #5 - niggastolemyname
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Who shoot eachother*
#29 to #5 - nirin
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Just like Brazil without Apes and Soccer.
#31 to #5 - anon id: c75ab724
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putang ina
#54 to #5 - sitchblappings
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Ahh... Home sweet home.

Godammit, we're just like a poorer & deadlier Mexico to Japan....
User avatar #59 to #54 - thediablo
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I'm mexican and I don't think that would be possible
#61 to #5 - eiaisqzbsesb
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Philippines is not numberwang. Philippines must be destroyed.
#73 to #5 - warlockrichard
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Mabuhay!
#74 to #73 - heeveejeevees
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Don't u mabuhay me
#78 to #5 - anon id: 038f00e6
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And horrific superstorms that'll **** you up
#26 to #5 - kuya
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**** yeah!

Don't forget the 6 hour blackouts, terrorists, hepatitis-causing street food and the abundance of natural disasters.

User avatar #42 to #26 - mrselfdestruct
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NPA up in the north. MILF and abu-sayyaf in the south. thank god i live in the visayas.
#28 to #5 - catburglarpenis
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but **** man, it's cheap to live there!
User avatar #32 to #28 - heeveejeevees
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you do get what you paid for

cheap? a mere 1 Mbps cost like 20$ here
#33 to #32 - catburglarpenis
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#36 to #34 - catburglarpenis
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User avatar #37 to #35 - heeveejeevees
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True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the Philippines

but if you're looking for a job here, ohhh boy you're in for a treat.

Have you seen our minimum wage here? that would be 400php/month

convert that ****** into dollars, barely enough to feed someone.

Oh did I mention our government doesn't give a **** about it? well, now i did.
User avatar #39 to #37 - catburglarpenis
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the **** I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!
#41 to #39 - heeveejeevees
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I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another ****** place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.
#43 to #41 - catburglarpenis
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It's not like America's gonna ******* explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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User avatar #46 to #43 - PFCMadness
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It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
User avatar #47 to #46 - PFCMadness
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Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 to #47 - catburglarpenis
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The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that **** out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
#55 to #5 - scouts
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Philippines = asian  mexico   
   
I wonder how my 100+ cousins are doing over there...
Philippines = asian mexico

I wonder how my 100+ cousins are doing over there...
#51 to #5 - hokeymon
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MFW Philippine Pride is mentioned. God I hate my country. Globe Broadband, Smartbro and PLDC can suck my ass.
User avatar #20 to #5 - didactus
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Atleast you got Manny Pacquiao
#8 to #5 - taokami
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#1 - include
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#3 - injerseyforever
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MFW Brooklyn Nine Nine content appears
MFW Brooklyn Nine Nine content appears
#30 to #3 - anon id: f0ddadaf
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I haven't read a single review on this show. Is it any good in your personal opinion?
#38 to #30 - chubbies
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It's awesome.
#11 - shadowrated
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User avatar #67 to #11 - majormayor
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Look at the freakin' thumb war on this post and #12.
User avatar #68 to #67 - shadowrated
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on #11 too lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - majormayor
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I was referring to 11 as "this post."
User avatar #70 to #69 - shadowrated
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oo ok
User avatar #12 to #11 - professoridle
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Hah! Sick use of le memes friend! XDDDD
#13 to #12 - shadowrated
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i forgot, this is 2014 not 2012
#22 to #13 - redwrench
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#60 to #12 - anon id: 3a5af06b
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haha good meme, rite?! XD LOL
User avatar #45 to #12 - majormayor
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You do realize that posts like yours are a meme, right?
User avatar #63 to #45 - cabbagemayhem
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Satirizing memes is a meme? Maybe pointing out irony in a spoiler is a meme, too. Maybe mocking a person who points out irony in a spoiler using increasing levels of absurdity is a meme! Maybe posting is a meme! Maybe we're all memes....
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor
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"Le x face maymay xddddd" and related phrases are specifically a meme. In fact, any idea is a meme, but there is a bit of irony in professor die's post where they're clearly butthurt at the appearance of a rage face.
User avatar #65 to #64 - cabbagemayhem
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I know what a meme is, it's professor idle, satirizing something doesn't necessarily means you're butthurt, and if you're pointing out that he was using memes in his post, then you are very astute.
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor
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I'm calling him a hypocrite, that's what.
User avatar #71 to #66 - cabbagemayhem
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It's like you know he's using satire, but it still doesn't compute how he's not a hypocrite. That's so illogical I'm having trouble figuring out how someone could make that error, but I just realized FJ is full of 12 year olds today for some reason, and I guess I'm just talking to a kid. So, I'm just going to tell you to learn satire.
User avatar #72 to #71 - majormayor
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*****, it's a very ****** form of satire. There's also no real point to it and as I have pointed out it's hypocritical. The best advice I can give him is to get new material.
User avatar #75 to #72 - cabbagemayhem
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Again? Really? Even after what I said? There's nothing hypocritical about imitating the very thing you protest in order to satirize it. Are you able to understand that crazy complex phenomenon of language? Is it conceivable? You should not be pointing fingers at anyone, and your opinion is not much use right now. Get your **** together, and try to read wtf you reply to.
User avatar #76 to #75 - majormayor
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... I just think it's a ****** way of mocking things, okay?
User avatar #77 to #76 - cabbagemayhem
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fine
#24 - anon id: 210ac5b5
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How is this funny?
User avatar #27 to #24 - The Last Templar
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Well you see, most people have what is commonly referred to as a "sense of humor."
#52 to #27 - acetrainerewan
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#58 to #27 - khrystalmeth
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#4 - jewsburninindaoven
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#10 - lietuvisss
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I love Brooklyn 99
I love Brooklyn 99
#17 - khiz
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Name of movie, please
User avatar #18 to #17 - formidableguy
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

TV Show
#19 to #18 - khiz
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Ahh, thanks man !
#40 - itscometothis
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I saw this picture a few days ago and it prompted me to watch the show. Not a huge fan of Andy Samberg, but this show is hilarious. All the characters are likable and it mixes television comedy with film-caliber cop action perfectly. I recommend it.
User avatar #44 to #40 - Ottovan
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Yeah, I'm not the biggest Andy Samberg fan either, but he's ok in this one
User avatar #53 to #40 - demandsgayversion
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I don't really like Andy Samburg's comedy, but this show is pretty hilarious.
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