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#23 - medianoche (03/17/2014) [-]
I beg to differ...
User avatar #164 to #23 - niggernazi (03/17/2014) [-]
i hope you gett assblasted by big black joe in prison you dirty ******* pedo
#119 to #23 - hybridxproject ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
why don't you take a seat over there
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User avatar #83 to #23 - Metallicock (03/17/2014) [-]
is that Dora?
User avatar #116 to #83 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Nope. Original character, don't even think she has a name. Not sure.

She goes by "Le rustle face" a lot.
#41 to #23 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
I think ill get along with you
However with this particular image, I can never decide wether I like ararararagi's delicious pecks more than the embarrassed snail
#49 to #41 - hugsta (03/17/2014) [-]
Wait, you're saying you're having trouble with it?
Always go for the pecs. No homo or anything, but god damn son.
I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to feel Araragi's muscles? What are they, some kind of faggot?
#50 to #49 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
This face though, man. It speaks to me. It says "im embarrassed out of my ******* mind so much I think im going to die, but I cant just say no, or else he might not give me the secret happy naked midnight cuddles that I so desire"
User avatar #115 to #49 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Ew, muscles.
#45 to #41 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
Your hobby is to watch cartoons of small children getting ****** ?
#48 to #45 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Well... I think you skipped a few steps in coming to that conclusion

However if youre so interested in my sexual preferences, I prefer when a loli looks down the protag and boasts superiority over the worthless pig that he is. its easier for me to self insert as him
#51 to #48 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
>Insert
>Insert
#52 to #51 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Don't mind if I do
#54 to #53 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Preferring tits at all... you make the loli cry
Preferring tits at all... you make the loli cry
#55 to #54 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
Take this, you can have whoever you want
#57 to #55 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Im not conforming to your registry. ill practice free molestation and theres nothing you can do to stop me
#58 to #57 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
Without a licence you may find increasing amounts of seats being offered
#59 to #58 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
And ill fill every one of those seats with my loli lovers to testify for me
#63 to #62 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Have you died yet? no? so far so good then
#64 to #63 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
Lots of people haven't died though.

The entirety of the living human race is secretly into loli
#65 to #64 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
You have just learned the secret to this world. use this new found immortality wisely Namely the tender love of lolis
#66 to #65 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
MFW

Although its still not my cup of tea
#67 to #66 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Well you better hurry up and brew whichever tea it is you like, shes not gonna stay awake for long
Well you better hurry up and brew whichever tea it is you like, shes not gonna stay awake for long
#68 to #67 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
How many pictures do you have of her?   
   
Picture relevant to discussion Pls dont ban
How many pictures do you have of her?

Picture relevant to discussion Pls dont ban
#93 to #67 - crazylance (03/17/2014) [-]
I don't care who you are, or how big your picture collection is, but I can agree that loli is great. Oh god does this not fit my nicknames at all.
#79 to #66 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Its not even my reaction folder. its just my sekai seifuku folder. pic related is my reaction folder size
#82 to #79 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
I have about 100MB total i think. >.> Its spread across multiple comps though since i keep forgetting to copy them over.
I have about 100MB total i think. >.> Its spread across multiple comps though since i keep forgetting to copy them over.
#69 to #66 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Im severely limited in the pictures I can post here without fear of being banned. most of the ones I have are in her transformed outfit
#77 to #69 - vohcaz (03/17/2014) [-]
Nevertheless, i am impressed by your collection. I don't keep a very large reaction folder, just aobut 100 images, about 25% of which i make myself.
Nevertheless, i am impressed by your collection. I don't keep a very large reaction folder, just aobut 100 images, about 25% of which i make myself.
#110 to #62 - kinggucciswagman (03/17/2014) [-]
I doubt it that something wont happend.
#118 to #54 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #160 to #118 - congthea ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
where's this from?
User avatar #201 to #160 - dyalibya (08/06/2014) [-]
from Noucome
#163 to #160 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
douraku utage maybe.   
   
That's what I saved it as.
douraku utage maybe.

That's what I saved it as.
User avatar #200 to #163 - dyalibya (08/06/2014) [-]
Its from Noucome
#129 to #51 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 to #48 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hot
User avatar #111 to #48 - technobanana (03/17/2014) [-]
Or get laid?
User avatar #105 to #48 - ashikoki (03/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
#195 to #41 - medianoche (03/17/2014) [-]
I believe you're right  And yes, i know that feel
I believe you're right And yes, i know that feel
User avatar #112 to #25 - technobanana (03/17/2014) [-]
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!
#127 to #112 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
get out, this isn't the site for you or your opinions
User avatar #28 to #23 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
what's with all the pedophiles on this site
User avatar #29 to #28 - medianoche (03/17/2014) [-]
What's with all the hot little girls on the world I hope you know this is all joking
#30 to #29 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
You know what? I agree.
I'm not
User avatar #32 to #30 - medianoche (03/17/2014) [-]
Ok, now i'm lost and aroused, sauce?
#183 to #140 - voltkills ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #172 to #171 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ITS A CARTOON NOT A REAL GIRL OFFICER

Though I wouldn't object to the latter option either
User avatar #179 to #172 - meatygoodness (03/17/2014) [-]
Lolita is a little hawt for some reason, guilty pleasure I guess. But don't go 3D bro
User avatar #114 to #30 - dancininseptember (03/17/2014) [-]
I knew you were a pedo
#98 to #30 - shambizzle (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man you got source on that picture?
#145 to #142 - shambizzle (03/17/2014) [-]
Instant erection. That's some good **** there, thanks man.
User avatar #148 to #145 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
scroll down, it's part of a set
#149 to #148 - shambizzle (03/17/2014) [-]
I know, I saw the others, but thanks for helping the uninitiated!
#87 to #28 - sushirustle (03/17/2014) [-]
They're just trying to fit in! I'm not even sorry
#125 to #28 - megashot (03/17/2014) [-]
on the internet everyone is a pedophile
#113 to #28 - matrixone (03/17/2014) [-]
You'd prefer u... them outside in the real world?
#100 to #28 - ADTRNinja (03/17/2014) [-]
What's with all the homosexual closo's?
#144 to #28 - stalini (03/17/2014) [-]
There are many gays here.
User avatar #106 to #28 - dyalibya (03/17/2014) [-]
On the internet *
User avatar #97 to #28 - existacne (03/17/2014) [-]
99% are not pedophiles and just using this opportunity to make a very funny joke, so relax.
#89 - whiteeyes (03/17/2014) [-]
Forever a virgin
User avatar #91 to #89 - yunoavailable ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
but 2-9 and 12-99 isn't on the clock
User avatar #159 to #91 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
This was honestly a clever response. Why red thumb?
User avatar #107 to #91 - mondominiman (03/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you got the joke but that's supposed to be binary
User avatar #198 to #107 - yunoavailable ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
yeah, just interpreted the joke as "it goes through 1000 so they're never old enough" even though it's actually in binary
#20 - cnlsanders (03/17/2014) [-]
**** that you gotta hit her before the hair does
#4 - firefoxxx (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh so 13 is not too young? well okay...
#88 to #4 - boxinabox ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
according to about 60% of the girls i was in school with at the time, no
#99 to #4 - tyroneisanigger ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
According to this anything 23 and below is too young.
User avatar #188 to #4 - shadowkingdr (03/17/2014) [-]
legal age is 12 and up for consensual sex but they have to be within one year of each other ( in Canada at least)
User avatar #5 to #4 - wellimnotsure (03/16/2014) [-]
anything over 12, let them make their own mistakes
#94 to #4 - Furubatsu (03/17/2014) [-]
It's perfectly ok in Japan.
It's perfectly ok in Japan.
User avatar #92 to #4 - gearsct (03/17/2014) [-]
Not in Japan
#10 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
I always go by the rule of your age divided by two plus 7
User avatar #26 to #10 - pheonix667 (03/17/2014) [-]
wow im 19 and using that formula is my gf age
#95 to #26 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
How did you reach an imaginary number with that formula?
User avatar #137 to #26 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
What country are you in?
User avatar #194 to #137 - pheonix667 (03/17/2014) [-]
usa
#31 to #10 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
am 2   
2/2 = 1   
1+7 = 8   
2 & 8
am 2
2/2 = 1
1+7 = 8
2 & 8
User avatar #85 to #31 - goldenglimmer ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Generally speaking, the rule of (You/2)+7 can only be applied from ages 14 and up. That's the earliest anyone should consider doing anything sexual. At least, that's how we've always used it.
#90 to #85 - killerofcows (03/17/2014) [-]
I thought that rule was for relationships, not sex
User avatar #151 to #10 - thesinful (03/17/2014) [-]
Don't forget to round up. So for me 25/2 + 7 = 19.5 rounded up to 20. If it goes for everyone than I'm in the range of 20-36 25x2 - 14
User avatar #16 to #10 - leeon (03/17/2014) [-]
I just go by the rule of my age divided by two
User avatar #56 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
The girls next door with the bubble butt and D cup is 14, does this mean I can **** her?
#70 to #56 - nyangiraffe (03/17/2014) [-]
Helix says yes
User avatar #71 to #70 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
dose laws doe
User avatar #72 to #71 - nyangiraffe (03/17/2014) [-]
Helix is above law.
User avatar #73 to #72 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
my butthole isnt
User avatar #74 to #73 - nyangiraffe (03/17/2014) [-]
You dare go against the word of Helix?
User avatar #75 to #74 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #78 to #75 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Helix is law, Helix is god, there is no one else than Helix.
User avatar #80 to #78 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #81 to #80 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
You're username kinda says you can't be sure, so your sarcastic attempt at being "cool" because pkm is not that awesome for a badass lonerwolf as you.


Failed.
User avatar #84 to #81 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
2 things, i play pokemon so shut your whore mouth. And no one is trying to be "cool" grow up
User avatar #152 to #84 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining it
User avatar #154 to #153 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining fun
User avatar #155 to #154 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
If it isnt fun for me, it might as well die
User avatar #156 to #155 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
dude

dude.

its better than doge

embrace the epik maymay

HAVE FUN YOU NERD
#86 to #84 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
I think you have defined the line between courage and insanity, thou waiting a year might not hurt depending were you are
#165 to #71 - jaked (03/17/2014) [-]
where dyou live? and how old are you? Maybe is the answer.
User avatar #170 to #165 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
23, and somewhere where the age of consent is 16
#173 to #170 - jaked (03/17/2014) [-]
What country specifically, cause if it's canada I know there are certain exception to the rule.
User avatar #174 to #173 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, no
#180 to #174 - jaked (03/17/2014) [-]
Well in most places if you marry her you'd have no problem. Assuming you don't want to do that, either wait or just **** her and make sure she doesn't tell a cop or anything, which would be fairly easy to convince her to do if you've already convinced her to **** you.
User avatar #181 to #180 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
wow....dude....just wow
#182 to #181 - jaked (03/17/2014) [-]
What man? You're the one that wants to **** her. Not my fault I've got a good knowledge of the law.
User avatar #184 to #182 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
still
#185 to #184 - jaked (03/17/2014) [-]
Who's more disgusting a serial killer who dismembers his victims and feeds them to a school cafeteria, or some lawyer representing him? Same situation here, just less of a crime. Also if you answered the second one, you're stupid.
#8 - infinitereaper (03/17/2014) [-]
I tend to go by the rule of science
if it's hit puberty and is capable of sexual reproduction
#134 to #8 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
just cause their body is ready doesn't mean their mind is and even then young girls who get pregnant usually have high risk pregnancies which could kill them and the baby. So **** you and your pedo lifestyle.
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#43 to #35 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't, because its science.
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#46 to #44 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
I have no idea what side youre on now, so ill just leave with this
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User avatar #14 to #8 - beefs (03/17/2014) [-]
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
#21 to #14 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
If there isn't just roll over and play in the mud.
User avatar #42 to #14 - blueboysixnine (03/17/2014) [-]
If there's hair on the muff, she's old enough
#1 - doktorfaget (03/16/2014) [-]
German beer clock to the rescue!
User avatar #33 to #1 - huszti (03/17/2014) [-]
this clock's stupid. it's always before (and after) 4. it should have 5s everywhere so that it's always after 4.
#39 to #33 - doktorfaget (03/17/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. But the saying is "kein Bier vor Vier" (no beer before four), so I guess if you start drinking, at some point you learn to ignore that fact. Plus, I think these things are manufactured for people who need only the slightest reason to drink and are confused by logic. I imagine some dude seeing a "no beer before four" clock, and then squinting and scratching his head thinking, "why are there all fives on the clock?" and then someone has to explain it to him. Just put fours all over, give the retard a beer, and discuss German philosophy.
User avatar #12 - warmbuns (03/17/2014) [-]
So I guess I chose the wrong time to be on the military time
User avatar #158 to #12 - lordzak (03/17/2014) [-]
What is military time? You mean 24-hour time?
#40 - nexcell (03/17/2014) [-]
1259 seems reasonable
User avatar #167 - avatardsucks (03/17/2014) [-]
idk i still think 13-15 is still too young
#162 - swedishassassin (03/17/2014) [-]
If you have to use a clock to remind you you can't have sex with a 12yo or younger, you have issues. Issues that should get you v&
If you have to use a clock to remind you you can't have sex with a 12yo or younger, you have issues. Issues that should get you v&
User avatar #187 to #162 - slenderhead (03/17/2014) [-]
If you use a clock as a reason to screw a girl between 13 and 18 than I think you have much bigger problems
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (03/17/2014) [-]
brb
finding 13 year olds
User avatar #9 to #7 - infinitereaper (03/17/2014) [-]
pedophillia is actually the sexual attraction to kids not jail bait
User avatar #11 to #9 - theannoyingFJguy (03/17/2014) [-]
what's jail bait philia called then?
User avatar #13 to #11 - faimbot (03/17/2014) [-]
Hebephilia
User avatar #108 to #11 - dyalibya (03/17/2014) [-]
Heterosexuality
#120 - hybridxproject ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I believe that's up to her.
#175 - tomliboo ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
#178 to #175 - tomliboo ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
If there's grass on the pitch, play ball
#186 to #175 - diamondperzik (03/17/2014) [-]
old enough to a brick in your teeth
(i can't remember good enough :\ )
User avatar #150 - explore (03/17/2014) [-]
In the immortal words of Jay Cartwright: "If there's grass on the pitch, play ball."
User avatar #136 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
your content seems to have drawn out all the pedophiles.
User avatar #131 - askafj (03/17/2014) [-]
so 13 is ok?
User avatar #38 - holyshihtzu (03/17/2014) [-]
So 13 is the perfect fresh start?
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