>Be gangster need to get rid of someone
>See this machine, killing might be entertaining for once
>Grab the guy and strap him onto it
>Gut punch him so he stops struggling
>"Let's make this quick." flips the switch
>The machine starts and stabs him with the blade
>It whirs and gets stuck
>Sit there for 7 seconds as nothing happens
>Just a cut and some blood
>Sigh and shoot him in the face
Those Asians are so resourceful, here we have some small business owner seeing all the weird sex **** being made in his country and putting it to better use.