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NO Spoilers !. > Legolas is secretly gay > Gimli actually is a beggar gypsy > Aragorn decides to make a hip hop album called '' In da Woodz '' > Sam

> Legolas is secretly gay
> Gimli actually is a beggar gypsy
> Aragorn decides to make a hip hop album called '' In da Woodz ''
> Sam masturbates daily to vegetable and bunny porn, ruins his marriage
> Pippin & Merry decide to go live in Holland and they become reality celebrities there
> Gollum gets sponsored by pepsi
> Frodo is Justin bieber
> Gandalf goes into coma after injecting too many pipeweeds after the events
> Sauron joins the dark side before it was cool

I won' t be able to: see the Hobbit fer a couple days - no one spoil it!
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User avatar #1 - hurpfry (01/01/2016) [-]
spoiler warning jesus dies at the end
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#6 to #1 - pebar (01/01/2016) [-]
jesus dies near the beginning... it's what sets the whole plot in motion
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#2 to #1 - shenro ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
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User avatar #5 - thedutchs (01/01/2016) [-]
Jar Jar is Lord of the Sith and Darth Plagueis incarnate. He used his incredible force powers to mindtrick every person he has ever met into believing he is a fool, while in fact he is the most capable and powerful individual in the whole Star Wars galaxy. In fact, he is so powerful that he could even manipulate Darth Sidious (or Sheev Palpatine) into becoming a puppet Emperor. Jar Jar will continue to do this with other 'Sith Lords' to keep himself out of harm's way. Bane's Rule of Two is still maintained since both Darth Vader and Kylo Ren aren't truely Sith.
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#4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Bilbo is Frodo's son
Kill Bilbo or nuke the Commonwealth
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User avatar #3 - thatonederpyguy (01/01/2016) [-]
yoda kills spock
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User avatar #9 - thempc (01/01/2016) [-]
bilbo is killed by his son, frodo baggins
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User avatar #8 - vpngtn ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
The Boss uses the remaining Davy Crockett on Groznyj Grad
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User avatar #7 - battletechmech ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
You mean you haven't read the book?

I'd rather ******* read Ulysses then Tolkien
 
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