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#4 - alfrsa ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Mine just claw me.
#35 to #4 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
as in you have more than one you crazy cat lady.
User avatar #84 to #4 - klina (08/26/2015) [-]
I dunno man if you create a nice environment for your cat and teach her to identify baths as an enjoyable experience it shouldn't be a problem.

Plus, don't you even cut their nails? Like jeez man you can use a human clipper just do it vertically and snip snip ********** . My cat loves it when I do it.
#93 to #84 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
i seriously wonder if actually people exists who are that uberstupid, to come up with the idea to cut the cats nails/claws.. if u do that to your cat u should not have a cat ..u should not have pets at all

cleat case of Animal Cruelty
User avatar #95 to #93 - klina (08/26/2015) [-]
please go educate yourself
#94 to #93 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
unlike horse or dog ..cats have nerves veins in there nails Claws. every half decent veterinarian will ..tell u the same.
#90 to #84 - alfrsa ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I clip their nails regularly (I have two cats) and carefully wash them with cat shampoo and warm water. They like the warm water but they plain freak out with the foam, so they try to run away and scratch me in the process. Usually one cat is right outside the bathroom door protesting against the mistreatment of the other.
User avatar #91 to #90 - klina (08/26/2015) [-]
Have you tried bathing with them? Like, take a plastic bowl and put it between your legs, like an extension of your lap, ofc don't wear anything you don't mind messing up. Then just let them take their time. I've found that cats mostly protest against rushing things rather than specific events. When I first started with my cat, it took me an hour of back and forth moments of panic and restlessness and then one minute of actual work getting done before more panic.

After doing this a few times, the panic moments get less frequent and if you let her patience grow, it should be fine.
#92 to #91 - alfrsa ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Hmm. I'll try it next time I bathe them, then. Thanks for the tip!
User avatar #57 to #10 - syndromes (08/26/2015) [-]
"Let me.. The **** .. In!
Stop... ******* playing!"
User avatar #60 to #10 - muffintime (08/26/2015) [-]
anyone have the youtube link for this??
User avatar #85 to #60 - dawggz (08/26/2015) [-]
Allahu akbar Cat Nope.
User avatar #99 to #85 - muffintime (08/28/2015) [-]
Oh
User avatar #14 to #10 - badgerbaiting (08/25/2015) [-]
Sounds like a Minion Terrorist
#22 to #14 - rockntroll (08/25/2015) [-]
Allahu Catbar!
#79 to #15 - gabbelabbe (08/26/2015) [-]
got any source on this?
User avatar #17 - lincolnpenis (08/25/2015) [-]
I'd be pretty pissed if I was bathed in a stainless urinal, too.
User avatar #62 to #17 - taniv (08/26/2015) [-]
I'd be more pissed if it was stained to be honest
User avatar #18 to #17 - lincolnpenis (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm aware of the pun
sorry
User avatar #34 to #9 - spermanentthreat (08/25/2015) [-]
Where's the Allahu Ackbar version?
User avatar #70 to #34 - syntheticdoll (08/26/2015) [-]
He laready makes sounds like that.
User avatar #26 to #9 - depends ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I love this, you make my dog spin his head side to side.
User avatar #61 to #26 - slothboner (08/26/2015) [-]
mine too kek
User avatar #65 to #61 - depends ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
What kind of dog you got?
User avatar #83 to #65 - slothboner (08/26/2015) [-]
Idk it might be a cat but i just fart and eat the hhoooheeeee
#48 - muffincannibal (08/26/2015) [-]
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
#49 to #48 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
******* gold.
User avatar #11 - askafj (08/25/2015) [-]
just dry the cat up, you stupid *****
#55 - naggerbatch (08/26/2015) [-]
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
#63 to #55 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
No, he's clearly saying that he has no more.
#6 - jackmanagan (08/25/2015) [-]
used to own a cat that would sit by the door and say: " i want to go out"   
   
but all cat like
used to own a cat that would sit by the door and say: " i want to go out"

but all cat like
User avatar #66 to #6 - princeofbrokensoul (08/26/2015) [-]
my cats dont say **** still love em
User avatar #67 to #6 - bigndn ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I knew someone whos cat did the same. I freak out if you lived in GA.
User avatar #20 to #6 - lordtwothreeseven (08/25/2015) [-]
Did you then **** it?
User avatar #21 to #20 - jackmanagan (08/25/2015) [-]
nope, cant say ive ever ****** a cat. that i know of. crafty creatures they are...
#36 to #21 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
But what about a pineapple?
#47 to #37 - tarmorman (08/26/2015) [-]
**** the pineapple already
User avatar #75 to #50 - pokedigimon (08/26/2015) [-]
Whats the source of all these pics?
User avatar #51 to #20 - thatonecommunist (08/26/2015) [-]
As someone who has a close friend whose uncle is very experienced in the art of animal ******* , you can't **** a cat.
User avatar #64 - sociocat (08/26/2015) [-]
>cat learns to talk
>human tries to give it a bath
>cat pleads "no more"
>human laughs at the cats efforts and continues to taunt it
#13 - faroeseguy (08/25/2015) [-]
Anyone who washes a cat is a moron.

If the cat isn't able to that themselves, she is deffective, and you should get a refund
User avatar #19 to #13 - froghole (08/25/2015) [-]
That's right. cats keep themselves pretty clean. That's why they are licking themselves.
User avatar #24 to #13 - toncheky (08/25/2015) [-]
He's right.
#23 to #13 - beerus (08/25/2015) [-]
If a cat gets oil or something toxic on them, they need to be bathed.

You don't want them licking poison.
#25 to #23 - faroeseguy (08/25/2015) [-]
If your shoelaces get cut off, then you can use tape instead
#27 to #25 - crazypat ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
What the **** are you on about?
#29 to #27 - faroeseguy (08/25/2015) [-]
n certain circumstances, some things are done differently.

A cat getting something toxic on them isn't a regular occurance.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - crazypat ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I was talking more about the shoe lace thing. Crazy cat lady
#31 to #30 - faroeseguy (08/25/2015) [-]
You wouldn't use tape to keep your shoes on if it had laces.

You wouldn't wash a cat if she is capable of doing so herself
User avatar #32 to #31 - crazypat ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
But you just said you can use tape to keep your shoes on. Also you do wash cats, that ******** about "they clean themselves" is just ******** . I don't want my cat smelling like **** . I was her every 3 months so she doesn't stink. She licks her paws, her crotch, and her stomach and that's it, barely even licks her back.
#33 to #32 - faroeseguy (08/25/2015) [-]
Would you use tape on your shoes, even if it had laces?

I don't know what kind of **** ass cat you have Although every 3 month isn't that much, so I guess it's not that bad , but my pussy never stinks
User avatar #68 to #33 - syntheticdoll (08/26/2015) [-]
Washing a cat that often is enough unless it has parasites.
#52 - Dember (08/26/2015) [-]
I have a cat who sits patiently for baths and will not get out of the sink even if you walk away, just stands up on her back feet like she's in the dang shower...

all the while, giving quite probably the most piteous, deadpan expression possible
#53 to #52 - Dember (08/26/2015) [-]
and she's normally a gorgeous cat too, just gets kinda dusty and stanky-smelling without an occasional bath once or twice a year or so
#5 - adhdtookmyaccount ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Automated Cat Wash
#81 to #5 - captainp (08/26/2015) [-]
GAS THE CATS SPECIES WAR NOW
User avatar #8 to #5 - dzaovnied (08/25/2015) [-]
When I first saw this I thought it was some kind of boiling water machine.....
User avatar #12 to #5 - therealtjthemedic (08/25/2015) [-]
What a strange autoclave.
User avatar #59 to #58 - RandomMRTroll (08/26/2015) [-]
i was hoping that it was one of these videos.

i was disappointed.
#38 - fitemeirlbro (08/26/2015) [-]
Poor kitten
Poor kitten
#71 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes I sit down and think. Maybe... some animals are starting to evolve some kind of speech pattern like humans did? and it's just so insignificant that we don't notice it?   
   
and then sometimes I think "no dude that's 			*******		 stupid, it takes millions of years to evolve."
Sometimes I sit down and think. Maybe... some animals are starting to evolve some kind of speech pattern like humans did? and it's just so insignificant that we don't notice it?

and then sometimes I think "no dude that's ******* stupid, it takes millions of years to evolve."
User avatar #76 to #71 - leonhardt (08/26/2015) [-]
Cats are also starting to walk on two legs more
User avatar #82 to #71 - sinconn (08/26/2015) [-]
No it doesn't.
User avatar #96 to #82 - mirukawa (08/26/2015) [-]
for once, you're right
bacteria can evolve in a few years
dunno why you got voted down
User avatar #97 to #96 - sinconn (08/26/2015) [-]
Exactly, however I see OP's point, because your own brain hasn't evolved past the point of being squishy slosh, you stupid cuck.
User avatar #98 to #97 - mirukawa (08/26/2015) [-]
lel
User avatar #73 to #71 - mrhazzy (08/26/2015) [-]
Some are literally copying the sounds, with barely any knowledge of what they mean other than "the human makes the same sound" loads of animals do it, Parrots are pretty clever as they can actually learn sentences and words and stuff.

This cat is most likely mimicking the noise created by the woman.
User avatar #78 - phantomonkey (08/26/2015) [-]
Awww, I think he's saying "I love lasagna".
User avatar #74 - schnickelfritz (08/26/2015) [-]
Heeh, to me it sounds like the cat is saying "Jawohl"
User avatar #87 - summonsplix (08/26/2015) [-]
Sounds like it says "jeg våd" in Danish which means"I'm wet"
User avatar #7 - graboidzero (08/25/2015) [-]
OK seriously I can't be the only one who's hearing the cat say "dumb whore"
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