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postingloudly 
(12/03/2015) [-] can you really not understand them, REALLY? Or are you just pretending to do the old "wow I can't understand a single word of this ghetto nonsense!"
Cause it was pretty easy to understand.
Cause it was pretty easy to understand.
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hockeycrazysteve (12/03/2015) [-] Dude i think you could post a little louder if you catch my drift
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dasbrot (12/03/2015) [-] "I say, it appears you gentlemen are preparing for a festive gathering this evening."
"This may be accurate, however this event is solely for ourselves and our comrades. As such I must inform you that you are not invited. Please leave us now, for I no longer seek companionship with you."
"Are our past experiences with that scandalous wench the reasons for your vexation?"
"The woman whom you call "wench" participated in fellatio with your person."
"It seems you like to recall past events in order to justify your feelings when they no longer play a role in the present."
"This may be accurate, however this event is solely for ourselves and our comrades. As such I must inform you that you are not invited. Please leave us now, for I no longer seek companionship with you."
"Are our past experiences with that scandalous wench the reasons for your vexation?"
"The woman whom you call "wench" participated in fellatio with your person."
"It seems you like to recall past events in order to justify your feelings when they no longer play a role in the present."
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adviceweed (12/03/2015) [-] I thought it may have been 'get the **** along now', as now, get outta here
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adviceweed (12/03/2015) [-] The joke is that flanders is mad at homer because his wife sucked homers dick, and homer doesn't see it as a big deal and leaves all sketch like.
It's not a stellar joke by any merit, but I've heard worse.
You get it or you don't, don't lose sleep over it.
It's not a stellar joke by any merit, but I've heard worse.
You get it or you don't, don't lose sleep over it.
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csgtsheep ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-] I get it my man I just was asking your opinion of it was **** or not because I don't know if my brain is just not connecting the funny dots.
Here a better joke courtesy of sickipedia
I rang up work this morning..
"My wife passed away in the early hours," I told them. "I'm going to need some time off work."
"Oh dear, sorry for your loss," the receptionist said. "And of course we understand. Take as much time off as you need."
"Thank you," I replied. "It'll be about eighteen years, providing I behave myself."
Here a better joke courtesy of sickipedia
I rang up work this morning..
"My wife passed away in the early hours," I told them. "I'm going to need some time off work."
"Oh dear, sorry for your loss," the receptionist said. "And of course we understand. Take as much time off as you need."
"Thank you," I replied. "It'll be about eighteen years, providing I behave myself."
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ygdosst (12/03/2015) [-]
If all of the other black tweets I've seen on FJ are to say anything, it's that all ghetto blacks care about is infidelity. So it's probably funny if your entire culture's humor is based on cheating on people and spamming " ayy lmao smh tbh fam" until emojis literally exceed the usage of any specific word.
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revisempai ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-] that sounds exactly like what a ghetto person would say.
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thepandaking (12/03/2015) [-] the joke isn't in what he says, at least not in the webm above. the joke has to do with the fact that it's the simpsons using american urban colloquialisms if that wasn't obvious.
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demonlordxsixtyfor (12/03/2015) [-] I think it's supposed to be the fact that they edited the original sample to make it sound like ghetto speak, which might be funny(?) to some.
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magicalsteve ONLINE (12/03/2015) [-] Not really the context that's funny, it's the fact that the sound file of another video fits nearly perfectly on this one
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discobleach (12/03/2015) [-] also the song playing at the end is "I don't **** with you" by Big Sean
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manofparody (12/03/2015) [-] God damn I love that phrase so much. That's the moment that you know you're ****** .
"We call this.. A difficulty tweak"
"Oh sh-" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"We call this.. A difficulty tweak"
"Oh sh-" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lionsoil (12/03/2015) [-] A: "Aw **** you ****** turning up tonight?"
Aw yes, you guys are going to party and have fun together later this evening?
B: Yea, WE turning up, get the **** on man, you already know I don't **** with you
"Yeah, WE are hanging out, get out of here, you should have been informed that I don't hang out with you"
A: Bro, you still mad about that ho?
"My companion, are you still upset about that wench?"
B: ***** , My wife sucked yo' dick
"Person, My significant other performed sexual relations with you
A:Bringing up old **** , ey?
"Still bringing up the past, huh?"
C: [Trap music]
"[Trap music]"
![A: "Aw **** you ****** turning up tonight?"
Aw yes, you guys are going to party and have fun together later this evening?
B: Yea, WE turning up, get the **** on man, you already know I don't **** with you
"Yeah, WE are hanging out, get out of here, you should have been informed that I don't hang out with you"
A: Bro, you still mad about that ho?
"My companion, are you still upset about that wench?"
B: ***** , My wife sucked yo' dick
"Person, My significant other performed sexual relations with you
A:Bringing up old **** , ey?
"Still bringing up the past, huh?"
C: [Trap music]
"[Trap music]"](http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/A+quot+aw+you+turning+up+tonight+quot+_d4ac8638268bbde3ea2917608a139e24.jpg)
Aw yes, you guys are going to party and have fun together later this evening?
B: Yea, WE turning up, get the **** on man, you already know I don't **** with you
"Yeah, WE are hanging out, get out of here, you should have been informed that I don't hang out with you"
A: Bro, you still mad about that ho?
"My companion, are you still upset about that wench?"
B: ***** , My wife sucked yo' dick
"Person, My significant other performed sexual relations with you
A:Bringing up old **** , ey?
"Still bringing up the past, huh?"
C: [Trap music]
"[Trap music]"
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anon (12/03/2015) [-]
************ is that art to you? It's posted on the internet for people to see!
It's the same as when somebody posts a pic of a girl on this site and somebody asks, who's that?
It's the same as when somebody posts a pic of a girl on this site and somebody asks, who's that?
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fuzzyballs (12/03/2015) [-] I didn't want this, but now I have it I won't waste it
thanks
thanks
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rudeobuteo (12/03/2015) [-] At no point in that video did I hear the audio correlated with this webm. Though it wasn't far off.
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anon (12/03/2015) [-]
for all those wondering where the funny is, for me at least it's at the end when homer is going back into the bushes and the beat for Big Sean's I Don't **** With You comes on. It's hard to explain why that song is funny, it just is for some people
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thejusticar (12/03/2015) [-] was this made by the same ****** that made spongebob in the hood?
