No idea who this man is. No idea who this man is… geniusquotes.net/failure-quotes-2/. My friend, living in Berlin, got an email from a man in Missouri saying th funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - include
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User avatar #16 to #1 - captainrattrap
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I've seen this post before. The german guy is a tour guide.

Figire the rest out faggots.
#4 to #1 - anon id: d1fc2e1a
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**anonymous rolled image** **** you
**anonymous rolled image** **** you
#22 to #4 - anon id: eab22209
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I see you're taking it literally.
#50 to #4 - ningyoaijin
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**ningyoaijin rolled image**
>.>
<.<
*faps internally*
#7 - tiles
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Missouri mentioned.   
Swell with caves and ice cream cones.
Missouri mentioned.
Swell with caves and ice cream cones.
#9 to #7 - marlton
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Glorious Kansas masterrace
#51 to #9 - iamchicken
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**** yeah Kansans all up in this mother ******.
Swell with Wheat, Planes, Wind, Tornadoes, Thunderstorms, Bipolar weather, Meth, Farming and Sunflower seeds.
#47 to #9 - anaklusmos
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Being in Kansas was a strange experience for me. Everybody went to sleep at 9 o'clock.
User avatar #29 to #9 - istartedthewar
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Kansas master race reporting in.
On a side note, some other state beat our largest ball of twine a few years ago.
#21 to #9 - acecadmium
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wooooo kansas home of....... the largest ball of twine......
#19 to #9 - anon id: 3a2ebe3c
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Kansas. Where the hopes and dreams of football players go to die
User avatar #35 to #19 - philliyoMLB
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Aqib Talib
User avatar #34 to #9 - philliyoMLB
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I'm behind this guy **** you Slavery dickheads from Missouri.
User avatar #20 to #7 - dovakiin
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417 here
User avatar #49 to #7 - jacobomexicano
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And barbecue A Tour of Kansas City
User avatar #65 to #7 - rhiaanor
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and fried things
User avatar #70 to #7 - blazefox
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Jefferson county reporting in, people that cant decide to be rednecks or gangsters right behind me
User avatar #121 to #7 - kamikazikraut
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West County/St. Louis checking in!
User avatar #24 to #7 - JnCproductions
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Franklin County checking in.
Meth Capital of the U S of A!
User avatar #33 to #7 - trowlernotparas
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KC reporting in
#30 to #7 - furiousmarshmellow
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FAILURE BREEDS JEALOUSY
User avatar #36 to #30 - tiles
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I was born on the border of Illinois and Missouri, so although I was actually born in Illinois, I lived pretty much all of my life in Missouri.
User avatar #37 to #36 - furiousmarshmellow
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Near St. Louis?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tiles
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Yep. Currently living in Illinois at the moment, but I'm coming back to MO soon.
User avatar #39 to #38 - furiousmarshmellow
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Alton?
User avatar #12 to #7 - friedgreenpomatoes
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And meth, of course.
#10 to #7 - slowshade
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#8 - CrackPipeWillie
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User avatar #26 to #8 - assdoreponyfucker
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I hate this gif so much, every version, the but why seems merged with his mouth saying BUTWY
#54 to #26 - stonerjesus
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Is this any better?
Is this any better?
#56 to #54 - pancaker
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Heh, one of my favourite bands is nammed Stoned Jesus. You should play some Stoned Jesus stonerjesus, jesus! baked
User avatar #96 to #54 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
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"Marijuana... But why?"
User avatar #60 to #26 - AlanbalMIT
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0:54
User avatar #59 to #26 - AlanbalMIT
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Harold & Kumar: Ryan Reynolds Scene
#41 to #26 - spikedhair
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i think he only says why and they just wrote the "but" so it would be more fitting on the internet.
User avatar #61 to #41 - missaddie
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He's actually saying 'Marijuana? But why?"
#3 - internetnick
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It's a pretty cool costume.
#17 - bongconnery
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It's funny until he doesn't stop dressing like you until the point where he thinks he actually is you and changes his name and steals your identity then moves in with your wife and kids
It's funny until he doesn't stop dressing like you until the point where he thinks he actually is you and changes his name and steals your identity then moves in with your wife and kids
#112 to #17 - anon id: c4fc1058
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And then he gets a text from a guy who live in Missouri who claims that he dresses up as him on Halloween
#110 to #17 - alanflindt
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#6 - mummyslittlebitch
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Augustiner

Geil
#115 to #6 - wassuuuby
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Gfoid ma.
#48 - thelastelephant
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What do say when some guy asks who you are?

"Some German ******."
#27 - grimmwaters
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Damn who'd have thought that dressing up as Average Joe would be a good costume idea?
Damn who'd have thought that dressing up as Average Joe would be a good costume idea?
#77 - flyingassassin
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**flyingassassin rolled image** best halloween costume
**flyingassassin rolled image** best halloween costume
#103 to #77 - beerbeerbeer
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I've seen so much ****** up **** on 4chan and other places, but that made me cringe worse than ever. Now I'm scared to go out and stack firewood in case some timberman beetle wants to chew my face off.
User avatar #108 to #103 - flyingassassin
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Ive seen a chick in stilletos step on some guys boner and the boner practically explodes with blood pouring out of the peehole. but that gif will haunt me to the day i day
#114 to #108 - anon id: 1ec78707
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do you want the link to the video?
User avatar #124 to #114 - flyingassassin
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I THINK ONCE WAS ENOUGH
#117 to #77 - cocainecowboy
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nope
nope
#120 to #77 - joshthepoet
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#78 to #77 - flyingassassin
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Ah the nopebug, popular in the nope jungles of nope island, i beleive it was discovered by nope nopenstein
Ah the nopebug, popular in the nope jungles of nope island, i beleive it was discovered by nope nopenstein
#98 to #78 - zebrawaffles
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you misspelt tree weta (!)
#92 - lemleet
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germany mentioned.
swell with unjustified guilt for two world wars.
#111 to #92 - crazycommando
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**crazycommando rolled image** MFW i'm french and i don't know how to feel about all of this
#94 to #92 - wobblewub
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#118 to #92 - anon id: 3a8a43f7
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dont feel too bad about the first one. if you take a gander at what caused it and who took who's side you'll find that the central powers were actually the good guys so to speak.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sirpoopcloud
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^ forgot to log in
anyway to continue the allies sided with Serbia which sent assassins/terrorists take your pick to assassinate the arechduke of Austria so yeah.... the allies were the bad guys on this one.
#125 to #92 - internetnick
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African americans mentioned. I owned slaves.