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#2 - dcrosby (04/29/2015) [-]
as a recently married man i can confirm this
#7 to #2 - Dlsqueak (04/29/2015) [-]
As a married man of 11 years, I can confirm it never changes.
#9 to #7 - dcrosby (04/29/2015) [-]
thanks for the head up
User avatar #18 to #9 - boneknight (04/29/2015) [-]
As an Unmarried man, Meh.
User avatar #25 to #7 - floran ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
11 years and already married?
wtf, son
#26 to #25 - Dlsqueak (04/30/2015) [-]
What can I say...my wife likes em young.
#27 to #26 - floran ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
hfw
#1 - carbohydrates (04/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #1 - ronniesan (04/29/2015) [-]
is there a source on this?
#12 to #11 - anon (04/29/2015) [-]
asking the serious questions
User avatar #6 - stuckinapool (04/29/2015) [-]
Yup. This is true. Applies to more than vidya games too.

Last night, chilling with grill friend for a bit but I have some work to do what with it being finals week

me: I can drive you back to your dorm once this episode is over so I can get some work done
gf: Ok, sounds good
Episode ends, some minutes pass
me: alright, ready to go?
gf: *on phone, checking twitter* yeah, just give me a minute
more minutes pass, I'm just sitting in my chair waiting for her to get out of bed and get ready
me: Hey, you ready yet? I can take you back now, I have some stuff I need to do
gf: yeah, just a minute
finally an hour rolls around, my tummy rumbles with the call of nature
me: be right back, gotta go to the bathroom
gf: ugh, okay, well be quick
bruh
#10 to #6 - hurzg (04/29/2015) [-]
How do you keep yourself from making an issue out of it? I just get mad and look angry. And if she asks 'why are you angry?' I say 'you don't even know why I'm angry? EVERYTHING IS OKAY THEN'. You need to keep the pressure going.
#23 to #10 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
Because being passive aggressive is always the right solution. Just tell them to hurry up a little.
#30 to #23 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
Passive aggression not working on women
#3 - flnonymousseven (04/29/2015) [-]
this is so true. you have not idea.

> be me
> gf says "okay we'll leave in 5 min
> be ready to go, sitting on the couch waiting
> half an hour later
> turn on ps4
> "OMG ANON WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES NOW!? WE HAVE TO GO! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE US LATE!?! NONONONO TURN IT OFF OKAY WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW!!!11!1!"
> justaccordingtokeikaku.png
User avatar #4 to #3 - learntoswim (04/29/2015) [-]
TL note: Keikaku means plan
#16 to #4 - huffe ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
this will never get old
#5 - restorf (04/29/2015) [-]
>over at mother-in-laws for Easter
>getting ready to leave, wife chatting with mother and sister
>all set, but they're still talking so sit down and watch TV
>an hour later when they finish talking, wife turns to me
>"WTF, AREN'T YOU READY YET?!?"
>"Uh...been waiting on you, babe."
>"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU!!!!"
>mfw
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Actually I just said "Sorry, dear..."
#14 - alcoholicsemen (04/29/2015) [-]
the logic is there
needs testing
User avatar #15 to #14 - galkawhm (04/29/2015) [-]
It really works.

I do the same thing with my mother. "We'll be leaving in a minute," takes half an hour unless I turn on a videogame.
#8 - BustaNinja (04/29/2015) [-]
I just sigh really loud and throw my arms back while waiting by the door, shoes on, keys in hand. Really pisses her off.
Or I call her "Ass Dragger"
#19 - anon (04/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - hairysmellyanus (04/30/2015) [-]
My dad goes outside and leans on the horn.
#31 to #29 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
legend
User avatar #24 - trevendor (04/30/2015) [-]
well its been confirmed that my girlfriend has been cheating on me and she did this so...., yeah.... not trusting
#28 - bdowns (04/30/2015) [-]
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