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No Fucks Given. .. "Yeah honey, yeah, mhm, yeah,... hang on one second" ... "Yeah, honey you're not gonna believe what just happened"

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Submitted:	04/09/2015

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#8 - gilliam (04/10/2015) [-]

"Yeah honey, yeah, mhm, yeah,... hang on one second"
...
"Yeah, honey you're not gonna believe what just happened"

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#13 - twentyseconds (04/10/2015) [-]

Honey are you almost home with the milk?

yeah I got it right-
(bike flies under his feet)

ARE YOU AT THE DAMN BIKE RACES?

no no no im on my way home

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#9 - Kairyuka (04/10/2015) [-]

Reflex save: natural 20

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#10 to #9 - ThekidsTEN (04/10/2015) [-]

nah, thats a dc 15. guy looks limber, so assume a +3 bonus, he rolled a 12 or higher. a nat 20 would have looked cooler

#12 to #10 - adu ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]

also wouldn't have had that stumble afterwards.

#11 to #10 - Kairyuka (04/10/2015) [-]

And if he has any kind of base save it would be even easier.

#21 to #11 - ThekidsTEN (04/10/2015) [-]

Im assuming a few levels of commoner and one of expert, so yes +3 reflex base save

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#15 - marceau (04/10/2015) [-]

HFW

#16 - matuemco (04/10/2015) [-]

**matuemco used "*roll picture*"**
**matuemco rolled image** why the **** are the people even standing there

#17 to #16 - beastybaconman ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]

same reason as these guys probably

#5 - micekill (04/10/2015) [-]

coolstorybro.png ahead
i was once walking through town talking in my cellphone, the light to cross was green so i started crossing, midway through the light went red, and a red sports car sped towards me, the ****** would have run me over had i not jumped to the side, some peeple, jeez
and why does this always happen to people talking on cellphones, mind i was watching where i was going, im a pussy when it comes to crossing roads

#14 to #5 - anon (04/10/2015) [-]

nice story random guy i don't know

#18 - nozepicker (04/10/2015) [-]

He's gonna make for a hell of a dad.

#1 - mobilebull (04/09/2015) [-]

**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image**
holy **** , he was lucky as hell :o

#2 to #1 - duckwith (04/09/2015) [-]

Look closely, you can see that he jumped over the bike. So it's more about skill. He prepared for that moment. He was ready.

#3 to #2 - mobilebull (04/09/2015) [-]

yeah i know, but he could still get hurt like hell

#4 to #3 - redcapz (04/09/2015) [-]

He's trained himself for that situation a thousand times... he was prepared
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

#6 to #2 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/10/2015) [-]

Mom's spaghetti

#19 - manofparody (04/10/2015) [-]

Let's be honest. Probably all of us had a moment like this in our lives when we do some really amazing **** out of luck. Only difference is this guy's moment got caught on camera.. And it was really ******* awesome.