No fuck off. Don't use my childhood you filthy slut. DEAR PARENTS, MINE A H P FINN I f RUBIN A l DAWZAH PM Failed / ill'? A STRANGER KI ET B . PING BEAUTY Mil l
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No fuck off

Don't use my childhood you filthy slut

DEAR PARENTS,
MINE A H P
FINN I f
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DAWZAH PM Failed / ill'?
A STRANGER KI ET B . PING BEAUTY Mil
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User avatar #3 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Sleeping Beauty wasn't awakened by true love's kiss, she was raped, repeatedly, while still in a coma. She even gave birth, old stories were brutal.
User avatar #7 - antzell (07/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Dear tumblr,

In the Original tales.


Snow White wakes up when she is jostled by the prince’s horse as he carries her back to his castle – not from a magical kiss. What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl’s body I will leave to you're imagination. Oh – in the Grimm version, the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in red hot iron shoes!

In the original, serialized version, Pinocchio dies a gruesome death: hanged for his innumerable faults, at the end of Chapter 15.


"Sleeping Beauty": In Giambattista Basile's tale (which is the actual origin of the Sleeping Beauty story), a king happens to walk by Sleeping Beauty's castle and knock on the door. When no one answers, he climbs up a ladder through a window. He finds the princess, and calls to her, but as she is unconscious, she does not wake up. Well, dear reader, he carries her to the bed and rapes her. Then he just leaves. She awakens after she gives birth because one of her twins sucks the flax (from the spindle) out of her finger.
#1 - CIS White Male (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Alice in Wonderland is about taking drugs and tripping.
#5 to #1 - CIS White Male (07/15/2014) [-]
Actually it was written as a satire of modern mathematics (Louis Carrol felt that concepts like imaginary numbers and the like would cause science to lose all meaning and become jumbled nonsense).
User avatar #19 - mcmental (07/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Snow White didnt sleep with the 7 Dwarfs? Then explain the porno I saw!
User avatar #27 - sockprague (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Snow White lived alone with 7 men?
#26 - chocolatepayne (07/15/2014) [-]
"Tarzan was raised by 						*******					 apes."
"Tarzan was raised by ******* apes."
User avatar #25 - crawlerz (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sleeping Beauty didn't actually wake up until one of her babies suckled on her finger and it drew out a piece of thread that was in her finger from the spindle.
#33 to #25 - icametocomment (07/15/2014) [-]
And that was only after her prince sexed her while she was still comatose.
#21 - slenderwolf (07/15/2014) [-]
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#49 - cppietime (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In the original tale, he didn't kiss Snow White, he raped her, and she awoke during childbirth. **** your childhood.
#36 - idropkickppl (07/15/2014) [-]
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#45 - ministermax ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
rekt
rekt
#9 - blablawat (07/15/2014) [-]
Gets me everytim
#66 - adrenalinbbq (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Actually,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless boy, and saying she didn't want the arranged marriage doesn't take away from that fact.
Snow White lived with 7 men regardless, pointing out that she cleaned and cared for them doesn't take away from that fact.
Pinocchio didn't avoid lying, and did so for the goal of becoming a real boy.
Stealing is stealing, even if it's from the rich. Do that in today's society and you'll find that out.
Tarzan... yea I agree.
Sleeping Beauty; true love? Right.
Cinderella I agree with.

Don't twist facts just to put someone down and call them a whore.
User avatar #41 - lereturnedtroll (07/15/2014) [-]
they're ******* fairy tales
#2 - coopdawg (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 to #2 - archmagestudios (07/15/2014) [-]
le 60 degrees high temperature comeback.meme
#64 - childpls (07/16/2014) [-]
**childpls rolled image**
>alone
>with 7 men

wat
User avatar #57 - icollectraresbro (07/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Tarzan was raised by ******* apes"
Wot?
User avatar #60 to #57 - rootintootinputin (07/16/2014) [-]
they were ******* apes and they raised him
#48 - bluwizard (07/16/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what Disney taught me
User avatar #35 - schneidend (07/15/2014) [-]
"stealing via taxes"
You rebel scum.
User avatar #34 - fistoftheaxis (07/15/2014) [-]
muh childhoodz
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