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No fuck off. Don't use my childhood you filthy slut. DEAR PARENTS, MINE A H P FINN I f RUBIN A l DAWZAH PM Failed / ill'? A STRANGER KI ET B . PING BEAUTY Mil l

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - Awesomenessniss
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Sleeping Beauty wasn't awakened by true love's kiss, she was raped, repeatedly, while still in a coma. She even gave birth, old stories were brutal.
#37 to #3 - rubberdukie
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She gave birth and the kid suck out the poison from her finger as far as I`m concerned
User avatar #28 to #3 - heartlessrobot
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And unicorns killed parents/guardians with their horn and then raped whatever small child the parent was guarding. Or they'd just rape a child if they found it wandering without a parent.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Awesomenessniss
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It was a simpler time.
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah. Now it's people that wanna rape the unicorns. I'm looking at you, bronys.
User avatar #42 to #3 - deathspawn
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In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse. And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One of the children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
listverse.com/2009/01/06/9-gruesome-fairy-tale-origins/
User avatar #71 to #42 - whichever
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(07/16/2014) [-]
the kid who sucked it out died right
User avatar #43 to #42 - Awesomenessniss
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(07/15/2014) [-]
Gee, thanks for recapping the content in this thread. sarcasm
User avatar #44 to #43 - deathspawn
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Bitte schön my friend
#46 to #3 - becauseoprahsaidso
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lol sauce?
#47 to #46 - Awesomenessniss
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... The original German fairy tale.
User avatar #55 to #47 - becauseoprahsaidso
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I'm sorry for not knowing about the origins of Disney films you ******* faggot cunt
User avatar #59 to #55 - Awesomenessniss
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(07/16/2014) [-]
They are Grimm Brothers fairy tales, it is common knowledge that that is their source.
User avatar #56 to #55 - becauseoprahsaidso
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looks like they removed the filters
#63 to #46 - morbidcodmast
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(07/16/2014) [-]
she is so goddamned beautiful...
#70 to #63 - becauseoprahsaidso
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(07/16/2014) [-]
amber heard
User avatar #65 to #3 - inivican
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(07/16/2014) [-]
You just raped my childhood.
#67 to #65 - Awesomenessniss
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User avatar #69 to #67 - inivican
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Tho art forgiven because of glorious .gif
#14 to #3 - marikthegunslinger
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(07/15/2014) [-]
And people ask why I prefer Disney versions...
#38 to #3 - mrbongo
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(07/15/2014) [-]
how does a person in a coma give birth.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Awesomenessniss
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Hell if I should know, I've never been in a coma and gave birth.
User avatar #11 to #3 - angelious
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(07/15/2014) [-]
yeah but thats not what the kids in our generation grew up with...you know.the kids who watched disney...and that is not how the disney story played out
User avatar #6 to #3 - wumbido
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(07/15/2014) [-]
*old stories were awesome
User avatar #10 to #6 - sadaurkar
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(07/15/2014) [-]
Brutally awesome
User avatar #31 to #10 - imofcnotharveydent
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(07/15/2014) [-]
well zeus put his dick in everything, much like norse mythology I.E. Loke . Mankind have a brutal fantasy
User avatar #7 - antzell
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Dear tumblr,

In the Original tales.


Snow White wakes up when she is jostled by the prince’s horse as he carries her back to his castle – not from a magical kiss. What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl’s body I will leave to you're imagination. Oh – in the Grimm version, the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in red hot iron shoes!

In the original, serialized version, Pinocchio dies a gruesome death: hanged for his innumerable faults, at the end of Chapter 15.


"Sleeping Beauty": In Giambattista Basile's tale (which is the actual origin of the Sleeping Beauty story), a king happens to walk by Sleeping Beauty's castle and knock on the door. When no one answers, he climbs up a ladder through a window. He finds the princess, and calls to her, but as she is unconscious, she does not wake up. Well, dear reader, he carries her to the bed and rapes her. Then he just leaves. She awakens after she gives birth because one of her twins sucks the flax (from the spindle) out of her finger.
User avatar #17 to #7 - MrDeadiron
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Yea, but they're clearly talking about the Disney versions. Also I suggest reading Tarzan Edgar Rice Burroughs is a very good writer.
User avatar #18 to #7 - kijajouteh
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Dear antzell,

You should know that this was in the context of Disney's stories.
#15 to #7 - kibbleking
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**kibbleking rolled image**    
MFW I've read the entirety of Grimm's fairytales and I can say this is the truth
**kibbleking rolled image**
MFW I've read the entirety of Grimm's fairytales and I can say this is the truth
#24 to #7 - anon id: f88247df
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That's not relevant. The tumblr user in question was pretty obviously referring to the Disney movies in reference to her childhood, not the original tales.
User avatar #58 to #7 - icollectraresbro
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Well **** you childhood.
#16 to #7 - blablub
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(07/15/2014) [-]
"... but I'll never go dancing no more, 'till I dance with the dead."
#8 to #7 - shatt
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(07/15/2014) [-]
rapunzel's prince was blinded indirectly by the witch after she stabbed him and he fell on a bush of pure thorns eyes first, all of that because he got rapunzel pregnant with twins
User avatar #12 to #8 - avengerofthenight
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Being blinded for raping and thereby impregnating an unconscious girl sounds pretty justified to me. Not like this old stories were particular merciful on anyone.
User avatar #13 to #12 - camslayer
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Rapunzel wasn't unconsciousness and it wasn't really rape
User avatar #75 to #13 - avengerofthenight
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Ah, whoops, I got the names confused. *head > desk*
User avatar #20 to #7 - hoponthefeelstrain
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actually he raped her a couple times. Like it was his favorite pass time.
User avatar #19 - mcmental
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Snow White didnt sleep with the 7 Dwarfs? Then explain the porno I saw!
#23 to #19 - reican
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The one with Dr. Breen?
User avatar #76 to #23 - mcmental
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Honestly, IDK. I believe it was in Dutch.
User avatar #27 - sockprague
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Snow White lived alone with 7 men?
User avatar #32 to #27 - peas
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I see your point.
User avatar #40 to #27 - jirova
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more like 3.5 men
#50 to #40 - krinkkillz
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Ahaha, my thoughts exactly.
#26 - chocolatepayne
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(07/15/2014) [-]
"Tarzan was raised by ******* apes."
"Tarzan was raised by ******* apes."
User avatar #25 - crawlerz
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Sleeping Beauty didn't actually wake up until one of her babies suckled on her finger and it drew out a piece of thread that was in her finger from the spindle.
#33 to #25 - icametocomment
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And that was only after her prince sexed her while she was still comatose.
#21 - slenderwolf
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#49 - cppietime
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In the original tale, he didn't kiss Snow White, he raped her, and she awoke during childbirth. **** your childhood.
User avatar #52 to #49 - Harkonnen
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In the original Cinderella, the step sisters cut their toes and heels off in an attempt to fit into the shoe. And in the end, birds ate their eyes or something
User avatar #53 to #49 - Harkonnen
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Also, in the original Snow White, the evil queen wanted Snow White's lungs and liver so she could eat them and absorb her beauty
#36 - idropkickppl
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#9 - blablawat
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Gets me everytim