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#3 - goodvibrations (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't get it
jokexplain
#16 to #4 - Ulmer (06/09/2015) [-]
Have an animated one, my chocolate comrade.
Have an animated one, my chocolate comrade.
User avatar #18 to #16 - murphyslawtesties (06/09/2015) [-]
Which movie is this ?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Ulmer (06/09/2015) [-]
Alien 3. Arguably the worst Alien, but I appreciated what it tried to do.
#32 to #19 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Arguably the worst? Sorry but have you seen Resurrection?
User avatar #34 to #32 - broswagonist (06/09/2015) [-]
"I don't know what arguably means"
User avatar #35 to #32 - Ulmer (06/09/2015) [-]
I liked resurrection. Though it did take Alien a completely different way by making it a black comedy, I can still look past that and enjoy it for what it is. It's silly and gruesome because they wanted it that way, and as is the exact same with Starship Troopers in the same merit, I find it entertaining as hell. It's like a carnie horror ride as compared to halloween horror nights at Universal Studios. Certainly it has the same heart, just not nearly as good as the professional stuff. This one just makes you laugh stupidly, and let's be honest there are a few good heart pounding and jumpscare moments that are fun.
User avatar #45 to #19 - dudewitharake (06/09/2015) [-]
id argue worst, since I agree with your resurrection comment and it kind of made aliens look like a giant waste of time considering 3's beginning
#5 to #4 - goodvibrations (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh
I didn't watch any of the Alien movies
Thank you random fjaggot
User avatar #11 to #5 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
but seriously. you atleast need to watch the first one.

it's common knowledge at this point, and it's a really good movie
#6 to #5 - jdbbx (06/09/2015) [-]
I exist only to point out references to things
#24 - doggifseveryday (06/09/2015) [-]
ill just go ahead and repost my comment then
ill just go ahead and repost my comment then
#40 - eddawg (06/09/2015) [-]
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#30 - jdonaldson (06/09/2015) [-]
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#44 to #30 - hardjunk ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
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#13 - kingdaniel ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
When the stapler extends.
#22 - corybufkin (06/09/2015) [-]
all i can think of right now
#7 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
"hear"
#20 - sniffythebird (06/09/2015) [-]
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#10 - WitchKingTroll (06/09/2015) [-]
I didn't even know staplers could do that
User avatar #25 to #10 - thelastamerican ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
That is a tactical stapler. You can only get them in the GLORIOUS UNITED STATES OF AMERIKUH.
#23 - buttlumps ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
#55 to #23 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
Glad to see that little ball of **** getting the red thumbs it deserves
#50 to #23 - disappointment (06/10/2015) [-]
you need this
you need this
User avatar #36 to #23 - darksideofthebeast (06/09/2015) [-]
Congratulations! You're a cynical asshole!
#42 to #23 - mvtjets (06/09/2015) [-]
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#1 - baronbrixius (06/09/2015) [-]
This post has a high chance of getting front page and I don't know what to say.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thelizardqueen [OP](06/09/2015) [-]
dought it I have never seen it hear so it will die under 50
User avatar #37 to #1 - perfectcomment (06/09/2015) [-]
I think it has a high chance because it's been there before.


just saying, even though i find it funny it is a repost.
User avatar #38 to #1 - griffindude (06/09/2015) [-]
Ow you scratchy bitch?
#29 to #1 - jamesten (06/09/2015) [-]
this is an arrogant thread now
#46 to #29 - option (06/09/2015) [-]
This still made noise through my headphones at 0 volume... too loud
#8 to #1 - ionlywhisper (06/09/2015) [-]
idk what to say either,
#43 - thempc (06/09/2015) [-]
fj has conditioned me to find this funny
#41 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
so nostalgic, i remember this content from last week
User avatar #9 - platinumaltaria (06/09/2015) [-]
Repost tho >->
User avatar #49 - MrSunday (06/09/2015) [-]
what?
#51 to #49 - genericnewfag (06/10/2015) [-]
he said NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT HERE
User avatar #52 to #51 - MrSunday (06/10/2015) [-]
oh thank you!!!
#53 to #52 - genericnewfag (06/10/2015) [-]
np fam
np fam
User avatar #54 to #49 - PVTDickStryker (06/10/2015) [-]
Alien 3
Ripley is the sole survivor of a ship crash save for a face-hugger as it crashes into a prison-planet full of YY Chromosome males. The facehugger latches onto a dog and a hybrid Xenomorph is formed. It is revealed that while she was in stasis, a face-hugger latched onto Ripley, and planted her with not only a Xenomorph, but a Xenomorph queen. As such, the Dog-O-Morph instinctively can't harm Ripley, as she's carrying a potential nest-starter. The scene that confirms this suspicion to Ripley is one in which the dog-o-morph sniffs her out, tongue-mouth thing and all, to sense the queen in Ripley. The content up there is a parody of this scene.


User avatar #57 to #56 - PVTDickStryker (06/10/2015) [-]
"what?" is a joke now?
User avatar #58 to #57 - MrSunday (06/10/2015) [-]
like i couldnt hear... the guy before you got it
User avatar #60 to #58 - PVTDickStryker (06/10/2015) [-]
Oh **** , just noticed the title. My bad.
User avatar #61 to #60 - MrSunday (06/10/2015) [-]
all good
User avatar #17 - amen ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Rrrrrrrrep...
#12 - kanbabrif (06/09/2015) [-]
Followed by "Staplers" and "Stapler: Resurrection"
User avatar #21 to #12 - fresighto (06/09/2015) [-]
And Staplers:Colonial stationary, The worst game made until Depression quest
User avatar #31 to #21 - killjoyus (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah, but you are Forgetting the sleeper hit Staplers vs Hammers 2. by Sierra entertainment, an amazingly fun game that to this day still has people playing it on bootleg online servers
User avatar #48 - shinyjam (06/09/2015) [-]
I thought it was a shaving joke...
User avatar #39 - sweetcherrypie (06/09/2015) [-]
I love it!
User avatar #33 - bluefootbird (06/09/2015) [-]
A dick within a dick--Inception 2, Freudian Dreams.
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