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User avatar #20 - kageshi (09/16/2015) [-]
a vote for deez nuts is a vote to stump the trump.
User avatar #72 to #20 - vegeta (09/16/2015) [-]
But what about president Douchebag?
#83 to #72 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Trump changed his name?
User avatar #98 to #72 - eyemeralds (09/16/2015) [-]
I'm still voting for Senator Turd Sandwich
User avatar #11 - theruse (09/16/2015) [-]
No matter who gets elected we're ****** .
User avatar #85 to #11 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
i go for bernie, seems like a stable man
User avatar #86 to #85 - Lilstow (09/16/2015) [-]
yeah but if the internets people are to be believed, he has no chance of winning.
User avatar #87 to #86 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
**** the internets. they think refugees come because they want to. they're dumb.
User avatar #89 to #87 - Lilstow (09/16/2015) [-]
i mean, it's not an entirely incorrect statement.
they wouldn't come if they preferred dying.
#123 to #89 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Sure, because there's a war in Turkey... or Greece, or Macedonia, or Hungary, or Serbia. Only Germany and Sweden has no war that's why all the refugees are fleeing there.
#150 to #123 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

Remember though, ******* millions are going to the nearest place they can.

And while I'm here, lets point out the fact that of course people are going to try to get the most out of their situation, because I don't know they're ******* human beings?

But no, lets hate them for ******* trying to make the best of a raw deal.
User avatar #205 to #150 - congthea (09/16/2015) [-]
but they're refugees. The countries take them in because it's the right thing to do, and some just want to take advantage of it. Instead of staying somewhere close that's safe, they're going the furthest they ******* can just for some benefits.
#178 to #150 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
"It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain, but you know what? It is. "

Saying no doesn't mean that you hate them. Your fear of offending others will someday put you or someone you care about in jeopardy.
User avatar #190 to #178 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
No my friend. Saying no to refugees means people will die.
#223 to #190 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
invite them into your own house you bleeding heart
User avatar #217 to #190 - shinycharizard (09/16/2015) [-]
And why should we care?

Seriously, it'd be nice to help everyone in the world, but not at the expense of our own countries. If bringing in these refugees causes them to increase rape, murder, theft, etc., then to hell with them. Let their own country take care of them. If it can't, then it shouldn't be the US' or Europe's problem.
User avatar #226 to #217 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
You inhumane basterd. Refugees are a cost, but citizens pay taxes. Do you not realise what kind of money a country could make off this situation if one only got a solid integration system going? Do you not realise that if we don't help these people, history will look at us in shame? The **** man. Either we help them or they die.
User avatar #255 to #226 - shinycharizard (09/17/2015) [-]
Then let them die. Survival of the fittest. Helping the natives of other countries can only work in a world of infinite resources and a Utopian society with hard-working individuals.
User avatar #264 to #255 - totalfuckwit (09/17/2015) [-]
You realise the only reason you aren't the one fleeing/starving/drowning is luck, right? Born in the right place and time?
User avatar #265 to #264 - shinycharizard (09/17/2015) [-]
Yup. I know. And?
User avatar #159 to #123 - vikingesnumerouno (09/16/2015) [-]
Because why would they take their families to the actually decent countries, right? Because you would settle with ********* like Macedonia?
User avatar #161 to #159 - manza (09/16/2015) [-]
Yeah guys let's put our family at risk sailing to Italy and Greece; killing probably half of our family. Then when we land, keep walking and avoid border patrol on our way to Germany. Also riot when we can't settle where we want to and blame Europe for inaction and discrimination.
#225 to #161 - vikingesnumerouno (09/16/2015) [-]
No, you're right. I'll live in fear for the rest of my foreseeable future, the fear that fanatic rapists and murderers will storm through our door in the middle of the night and ******** my infant daughter and tear her to pieces, cut of my wifes titties and make me watch

because pssst
theres a small chance the ******* boat may sink so staying is worth it

And don't act like Europe isn't treating these people like **** , they have every right to be vocal about it. Half of Europe wants to send them back to that hell. Yes, Europe is struggling a bit, but we have it a million times better than the Syrians. We need to show some ******* humanity and help them. They're real lives for gods sake
User avatar #229 to #225 - manza (09/16/2015) [-]
Why is it our duty to help them now? Want to know what could've fixed it in the first place?

sending actual military aid to syrian rebels before isis rolled in
#231 to #225 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Europe isn't treating the refugees like **** . Just because your comment is getting down thumbed, and the comments against refugees in wealthy European countries are getting a lot of up thumbs, doesn't make that the world situation. like I've said before, saying stuff like this in public will get you chastisized BECAUSE everyone is so welcoming to the refugees. It's the politicallly correct way to think.
User avatar #228 to #225 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
someone sane here atleast
User avatar #132 to #123 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
It was meant as a joke, he's on your side here
User avatar #91 to #89 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
That is true. Touché my friend, touché
User avatar #131 to #87 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
yeah don't worry about how the media is portraying him (in that they're not portraying him at all), he's really looking like the only option that won't completely **** everything up, so still vote if you can.
#180 to #131 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Give up your economic freedom, it's the only choice.
Bernie Sanders 2016
User avatar #188 to #180 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
Pfft. Economic freedom isn't what you think it is, 'murican freedomhumper
User avatar #134 to #131 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
I know, he looks solid af, a shame i aint murican
User avatar #135 to #134 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
RIP your vote. He probably needs every one of them he can get. All I'm praying for at this point is for it not to be Hillary vs Trump
User avatar #136 to #135 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
i know why trump would suck (deepthroat more likely), haven't heard jack about hillary tho. What ***** her up?
User avatar #137 to #136 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
In big part it's to do with the fact that she represents the most 'politiciany' of politicians. Her donors are some of the biggest corporations in the country, the biggest banks, she receives donation from Syria where women have little civil liberties and she is supposed to be the figurehead of women's rights. She's hidden things from the country like her email scandal and basically did the equivalent of the Nixon peace-sign-wag-and-leave shindig when asked to explain it (the whole "how do you even wipe a server, like with a cloth? haha").
But I understand that these are big speedbumps that might have been overhyped by media, and that it's a possibility that the information she hid was for the good of the country, but it's just really hard for people -and admittedly me- to trust someone with those qualities.
User avatar #139 to #136 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
but obviously I have my biases from what I've seen and read, so I wouldn't take my word for it if I were you. That's just my take on it.
User avatar #143 to #139 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
Sounds fair. I'm gonna look into it. She doesn't seem like the ******** we have in trump, but thats not hard to beat. But even with that in mind she seems kind of terrible. I'll put my hopes in Bernie, even though he's pretty much chanceless.
User avatar #144 to #143 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, and that's sadly due to every major news outlet just ignoring him which is the sad part, but we'll see how it goes.
User avatar #192 to #144 - totalfuckwit (09/16/2015) [-]
Lets. Good chat m8
User avatar #115 to #86 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
He's an actual mummified communist. Snowballs chance in hell
#147 to #86 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
So, you've f the belief that if you vote for him, it will be a wasted vote? And, by extension, it would be the same to not vote or vote for one of the other candidates?

That's a terrible viewpoint, and one that the 2-party candidates are counting on to avoid getting a 3rd party candidate in the office/in any office.
#174 to #85 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
**** freedom right?
#182 to #85 - atonial (09/16/2015) [-]
"While a student, [Bernie Sanders] was a member of the Young People's Socialist League"

**** NO
#238 to #85 - crusadeSC (09/16/2015) [-]
Feel the Bern 2016
#183 to #11 - adhdtookmyaccount (09/16/2015) [-]
I think Deez Nuts has some great points though
User avatar #211 to #11 - shadowhorn (09/16/2015) [-]
If Bernie were elected, he might be able to do some good, but unfortunately America just isn't ready for that kind of change.
User avatar #69 to #11 - regularorange (09/16/2015) [-]
We have a prime-minister who sort of runs the country, and monarchy doesn't do jack **** .
So most of the time I can't be bothered by the elections because I don't know what a real leader is like
User avatar #219 to #11 - animedudej ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
no matter who gets ****** they get elected.
User avatar #221 to #219 - wimwam (09/16/2015) [-]
No matter who elects, ****** we're
User avatar #224 to #221 - animedudej ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
no ****** , matter who elects we're
User avatar #60 to #11 - ratytang ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
just do what australia does and bash them in the media if you dont like them, it will make someone else take over, believe me it works, ask keven rud, gillard and abbot
User avatar #64 to #60 - lean (09/16/2015) [-]
Our current president had an approval rating of below 40% for like three months in 2014. The previous president had a rating below 30% for about a month in 2008. Nothing happened. The last president to be at risk of removal was clinton during the lewinsky scandal in 1999. He was acquitted by congress, knowing that he was getting blowwies in the oval office from an intern. (Note: during the impeachment trial not one democrat voted him guilty)

Nothing ever changes. Just bear it out for another 4 years.
User avatar #79 to #64 - mvtjets (09/16/2015) [-]
I think the only reason Obama won again was because people hated Romney even more
#81 to #79 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
And that he's the best president this country's had in 70 years.
User avatar #118 to #79 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
Obama had a far more aggressive campaign aimed at low info voters, Romneys campaign was Obama is a good guy but a bad president. Obamas campaign was Romney is literally Adolf Hitler
#222 to #60 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
The media are the ones who cooked this up in the first place. If they would cover more than 2 people, we'd have a choice here.
User avatar #214 to #11 - dasbrot (09/16/2015) [-]
The only consolation is that we're not as ****** as Europe.
#88 to #11 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
go out with a bang not a whimper vote trump
User avatar #96 to #11 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Not really

The president really only has executive power and even then it's limited. The most he can do is send troops now and then he has to explain later why or risk impeachment.

He doesn't write bills, he only can sign them into law. His signature can be vetoed and his vetoes can be overturned.

Literally our president's power is kept so in check that even though all the candidates suck in one form or another, they can only help or try to stop things from ******* up worse, they can't actually do much in terms of **** *******

We were ****** for a LONG time to begin with because it's the senators and congressmen who are actually pulling the strings

And nobody pays attention to their elections, despite the fact that it's congress that holds the most legal power in this system.

That's not saying the president affects **** , just that his power is way more limited than everyone who panics over a bad presidency seem to understand.

What we need is someone to grab congress by the balls and make them LISTEN, and then try to persuade them towards things like what Clinton did with improving the economy and **** .

Or they can just continue to sit around and do **** all except mess things up worse, which really isn't different from the last three presidents we've had.
User avatar #105 to #96 - fornowjr (09/16/2015) [-]
it amaze me how little people know of this. thank you
#104 to #96 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
He will be able to elect a supreme court judge who could be there for years. Some are looking to retire soon.
User avatar #106 to #104 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Yes and if that judge is found to be overwhelmingly corrupt he can get booted out because his staying would risk the impeachment of the president

The president can fire supreme court judges and the public or congress can impeach the president.

There's a checks and balances system, ALWAYS.

Also, there's 12 supreme court judges. Having one put on there by nepotism doesn't exactly **** the whole nation over.
User avatar #112 to #106 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
Also, I agree with you too extent. I was the anon. Decided to log in for notifications. However, the president has the huge power of implied powers of Article II. Just had this debate today at college. I mean the president can send us in a downward spiral. Much like Busch did economicry with his big spending on medicare. Things that don't need to be approved.
User avatar #148 to #112 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
He still has to explain all the **** he does and if congress doesn't like it, they can impeach him.

He can INFLUENCE **** , but he doesn't really have the power to CAUSE **** .

Even the medicare spending did have to be approved before he was allowed to proceed. Can't just spend a ton of the budget without consulting the proper people.
User avatar #107 to #106 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Not fire, but impeach and convict and then remove from office
User avatar #111 to #107 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
Also one Supreme court judge can **** up a lot of things, such as Scalia
User avatar #110 to #107 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
The president can not. The HOUSE has to start the impeachment then it has to go through senate. Just like president impeachment. President can't impeach a supreme court judge, just elect
User avatar #151 to #110 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Well that's another balance.

President can elect, but if the house doesn't like him because of corruption and scandals and **** , the judge can become impeached, and even be convicted.

If they **** up something to the extent where the public is hollering for blood and there's pretty clear indications that this judge can't do his job properly or morally, the house can remove.

I'm not saying the president doesn't have the power to make things worse. But as far as ******* over the country? The president can't **** the entire country over by himself.

It's congress that is ******* us ultimately. Obama's idea of healthcare at the very start was not a bad concept, yes it could have used some honest debate and a few good changes, but lobbyists and republicans pretty much turned it into a nightmare.

Congress can **** the president over and make him their bitch, as we saw with Obama. And congress can be bought out, so very ******* easily. Same with the House. THAT'S the problem.

It isn't so much Obama's shortcomings of which I am perfectly biased to believe he has very, very many as literally everything he tries to do Congress dicks about with and then ends up changing for the worse.

But no, it's all entirely Obama's fault, because nobody wants to admit that they didn't pay nearly enough attention to their elections and whatnot.

The president's only absolute power is in regards to the executive branch. And while yes, this can **** **** up very badly, it also can be held in place by the fact that executive orders have to be explained after the fact.

If trump goes and sends troops to china or mexico without good reason other than "because this country can't take anymore debt/immigrants" congress can impeach him, easily. So he won't.

And only Congress can declare war. The president can send troops all he wants and explain away all the reasons for it, provided they're good. But the President himself cannot even declare war.

He can't write laws, he can only suggest them. He can veto laws, but congress can veto his veto. Even in terms of budget he has to get permission or at least explain his actions. If he doesn't keep on good terms, or at least is not respected by, congress they can make everything he tries to do impossible, with the exception of sending troops places.

It is not therefore the president's entire fault that this country does or does not go to hell. He's a major influencer, but he's not actually the one in control of it all. There is nobody to blame but, literally, the people who elect these schmucks into office.
User avatar #101 to #96 - theevildead (09/16/2015) [-]
It's true what you said, but with the most inactive congress we've ever had, we're ****** no matter who sits in the 'big chair'
User avatar #103 to #101 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Well it does slightly matter because if that person who sits in the "big chair" manages to have the leadership attributes so as to tell congress to shut the **** up, stops them from accepting bribes from lobbyists by exposing the corruption and listen, maybe then they could persuade congress to do good things.

Jackson had a prominent means of doing this, usually by saying "if you can't work together than you're all idiots and don't deserve to be here" and shaming them into at least compromising.

Also I wouldn't call them so inactive since they do get **** done, it's just **** that makes everyone hate obama more because it supports the interests of the wealthy and ***** over the poor most of the time

Because if its one thing congress can agree on, it's that money belongs to them.
User avatar #109 to #103 - theevildead (09/16/2015) [-]
I honestly don't see that happening with anyone who is elected, except for Bernie Sanders but he is (from what I've heard) a socialist, so it seems unlikely that congress will listen to him at all. I haven't been paying much attention to any of the candidates, but none of them seem like someone I can see eye to eye with so far
User avatar #113 to #109 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
I know he is hated by his family name. But look up a some of Jeb Buschs believes. He has some amazing points. Also Joe Biden miget join the race
User avatar #146 to #113 - elcreepo (09/16/2015) [-]
Biden was stuck as a Vice President for a reason.

A Biden presidency is bad, very bad.

Plus I've looked at his points, and he's literally just reiterating the same things all politicians do.

It's his speeches man. It's like each generation of the bush family gets a partial lobotomy and with each generation they increase the size of the grey matter removed...
User avatar #117 to #113 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
Might* Damn, can't type on this thing haha
User avatar #116 to #113 - Ekans (09/16/2015) [-]
Bush*
#108 to #11 - dgurevich ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
Why indeed?
User avatar #162 to #11 - lumpymandude (09/16/2015) [-]
**** you, I hate all these ******* doomsayers on this site. There are plenty of good candidates if you would pull your head off the internet and listen to what they say. Try listening to the GOP debate tonight, don't just say "oh God no one is good, we are all doomed" without actually listening to them
User avatar #164 to #163 - lumpymandude (09/16/2015) [-]
Dont give me that **** , you just said we are all ****** , have a reason for it
User avatar #165 to #164 - theruse (09/16/2015) [-]
Because so far every canidate has been **** .
User avatar #170 to #165 - lumpymandude (09/16/2015) [-]
Really, you have listened to all 16 of the republicans running and all 6 of the democrats and you have thought about all of their arguments separately and all of them are horrible. Really, that is ******** . Stop spreading your negative false snippets of doom and open your eyes
User avatar #172 to #170 - syshusky (09/16/2015) [-]
I don't bother looking at everyone. I look at who I know is going to be a forerunner for presidency. I'm not impressed in the slightest. Hillary flip flops every five minutes, Bernie doesn't have a convincing economic argument(it needs more than just taxes), Romney is too disconnected from the middle class/poor to do his job properly and Bush I fear takes after his father. Trump is just Trump.

No candidate is perfect, no doubt in my mind, but I'm not very impressed with this year's presidential candidates.
User avatar #237 to #172 - grebllejk (09/16/2015) [-]
Romney isn't even running for 2016, shows how much you know..
User avatar #240 to #237 - syshusky (09/16/2015) [-]
Who was I thinking of...I don't keep up with it because I just don't care. I'll care when the ballot is down.
User avatar #168 to #165 - shyyguy (09/16/2015) [-]
Inb4 Carson.
#73 to #11 - thesen (09/16/2015) [-]
mfw election means only that the puppets are being switched
#133 to #73 - thepandaking (09/16/2015) [-]
Not if the people that aren't spoonfed by major donors win...... even though we all know that won't happen.

Hold me, I don't want to see a Hillary vs. Trump election...
User avatar #166 to #133 - manza (09/16/2015) [-]
Clinton v. Bush?
User avatar #202 to #11 - failtolawl ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
Ah yes, our constitution may have survived 2 invasions, 2 world wars, communism and facism but my god, 2016 we are all doomed!
User avatar #179 to #11 - bionicpanda (09/16/2015) [-]
tharuse Ben Carson is a great candidate
User avatar #90 to #11 - baditch (09/16/2015) [-]
I think there's a couple good candidates but most of them are not close to winning.
User avatar #16 to #11 - vorarephilia (09/16/2015) [-]
And just like a drunk girl at a bar, we know we're gonna get ****** , so lets pick the guy with the biggest cock.

Trump's stump for america's rump 2016.
User avatar #43 to #16 - jrockjesse (09/16/2015) [-]
better idea. since we are ****** no matter what lets pick the guy who gonna **** it up the least.

Feel the bern 2016.
#65 to #43 - lean (09/16/2015) [-]
Bernie's FW he gets elected
#59 to #43 - slickey (09/16/2015) [-]
That what every single nation around the world tries to do..except the italians..them and their berlusconi..
#50 to #16 - jimmydeenbomb (09/16/2015) [-]
dude is so right. those politicians arent a puppet of the party they represent. that would just be silly
#1 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
This is the problem, we're making him funny and that's making him likable. Which means more people will vote for him. Nice job, we just killed the USA
#46 to #1 - sjohnson (09/16/2015) [-]
thank god i'm canadian haha
#198 to #46 - xnhhhlmurbeqpimlym (09/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, like the nuclear missiles won't reach up there.
#42 to #1 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
i'm an american and if he becomes president we deserve to go up in flames
#206 to #42 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
We could do better sure, but we could also do far far worse.
#19 to #1 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
So, are people actually thinking of voting for Donald Trump here? Or are you guys into some big joke that I can't tell.
User avatar #67 to #19 - commoncrunch (09/16/2015) [-]
I'd vote for him, but only because he's got more PR-related spine than most media characters these days.

Other people mutter something under their breath in a leaked sex tape that was recorded 15 years ago, and they're apologizing for it profusely
Trump just publically says " **** mexicans" and firmly stands by it. That I appreciate, even if he is racist.
#141 to #67 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
bernie sanders
#38 to #19 - iwillnotforgetthis (09/16/2015) [-]
Some are just joking, some idiots are actually wanting to vote for him, cos they don't ge the joke.
User avatar #128 to #1 - jxj (09/16/2015) [-]
We're only living on borrowed time with Obama anyway.
#17 to #1 - killerdeath ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
We're pretty ****** anyway so at this point we're seeing just how ****** we can get before everything crumbles.
User avatar #51 to #1 - prosusliks (09/16/2015) [-]
If I were American I'd vote for Trump just to see what happens
#184 to #51 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Most people would probably vote for the devil they know, but I'd rather try something new rather than continue to do things we KNOW don't work.
#185 to #184 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
At least the republicans are putting some people up besides lawyers and political science majors.
User avatar #26 to #1 - Lainge (09/16/2015) [-]
But I want him to win.
User avatar #10 to #1 - theism ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
The way he keeps reacting to this stuff is the opposite of likable.
#2 to #1 - kristovsky (09/15/2015) [-]
You know he's not gunna get the nomination, no matter how popular he is, right?
#4 to #2 - lech (09/16/2015) [-]
First off. Even if you were correct, he is still going to be running as an independent.
Second off. If Donald Trumps approval ratings keep rising as they have been since the beginning of these nominations. Then Donald Trump is definitely going to be Republican nomination. I understand that we're still miles off from nominations and that is a big "IF". But "no matter how popular he is" is a drastic overstatement.
User avatar #7 to #4 - thepizzadevourer (09/16/2015) [-]
He signed an agreement stating he won't run as an independent. If he does, people will view him as untrustworthy and won't vote for him anyways. Also, Trump's doing great at capitalizing on voter satisfaction, sure, but he's a pretty terrible candidate in a lot of ways. Not a bad dude overall, but he has no concrete plans for what he claims he's gonna do. And though he's appealing to a lot of disenfranchised mainstream voters, he's pissing off nearly every minority group for obvious reasons. So I'm pretty sure he'll burn out quickly, especially now that Ben Carson is offering a much more well-reasoned, thought-out alternative for dissatisfied voters.
User avatar #14 to #7 - lech (09/16/2015) [-]
Oh **** dawg I didn't know that.

I know the chances are slim of him becoming president. Even if he does get a nominee, Hilary Clinton is still going to bash him as a womyn hater and get sjws even more riled up and **** . But I'm still saying there's a possibility of him becoming nominee and then becoming president. It could be 1% chance. It could be 50%. But still, it's wrong to count him out of the race just yet. Even now when his approval rating is leading at 30%
#186 to #14 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Hillary carries more baggage then a bellhop with 12 arms. Trump will just attack and attack, because the avenues for attack are endless.
#35 to #7 - Nutshell (09/16/2015) [-]
"He signed an agreement stating he won't run as an independent."

Doesn't mean much. All he has to say is "Yeah I lied to the RNC, they lie to the American people all the time about shrinking government and reforming entitlements. It's time to show them how it feels to be lied to, and in the process how to win a national election." then proceed to tear up the agreement in front of all of his roaring fans.
#48 to #7 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
He's already untrustworthy
User avatar #149 to #7 - austinrocket (09/16/2015) [-]
Then what happened at the republican debate?
User avatar #125 to #7 - severepwner (09/16/2015) [-]
Why on earth would he sign that?
User avatar #145 to #125 - theism ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
So he could run on the Republican ticket I assume.
User avatar #8 to #7 - vexille (09/16/2015) [-]
fuggin minorities.

At this point I don't give a **** about the presidential elections. Whatever happens, happens.
User avatar #6 to #4 - kristovsky (09/16/2015) [-]
No one in the Republican party will vote for Trump as nominee. The people may like him, but the Republicans don't. He doesn't represent the business interests of those who back the republican party specifically because he doesn't need donations. As such, they are gunna vote for someone who does, like Jeb Bush.

Trump may stand as an independent, but an independent actually becoming president is wildly unlikely. Most republican voters that support Trump will still vote republican even if Trump stands independently, because otherwise they risk dividing the republican vote and keeping the democrats in power.
#191 to #6 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
The points you make are not without merit, however keep in mind that the money people in the republican party (who I agree don't like him) are a small minority of the people who vote in the republican primary. They tend to like illegal immigration and such, which is part of the reason they don't like him. The thing is, he doesn't need their money, and he doesn't need their votes to win. That's how he's unique in this race. His immigration police is the one that the majority approves of, not the one the minority with money approve of.
User avatar #13 to #6 - lech (09/16/2015) [-]
Even so. If he does increase in popularity enough, the republican party will either lose to Hilary Clinton or have to vote Trump as nominee. I mean in their eyes, isn't it better to have a Republican in office than to have a Democrat in office?

I'm not saying that it will definitely happen. I'm saying it's a possibility. There's a certain percentage of chance (greater than 0) of it happening.
User avatar #155 to #13 - kristovsky (09/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, but by quantum mechanical laws nothing technically has a chance of 0.

At the end of the day, if Trump is popular with people that he gets into office, that's democracy at least working.
#3 to #2 - klldarkness (09/16/2015) [-]
No, no, no no. We WANT him to get the nomination. That way, when he goes up against Bernie Sanders, it's an easy win, and our country can stop being **** .
User avatar #36 to #3 - tenaciouslee (09/16/2015) [-]
If Donald Trump gets into office, I am moving the **** out of America so I can watch it crumble on the news in whatever other ******* country I move to.
#68 to #36 - klldarkness (09/16/2015) [-]
Apparently everyone read my comment, and didn't quite get that I meant that Bernie Sanders would have an easy win. Subtlety isn't funnyjunks strong suit, apparently.
User avatar #121 to #68 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
I think your getting thumbed down because some people actually like America
#181 to #2 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Popularity is pretty much what gets you the nomination.
#78 - deaddropping (09/16/2015) [-]
Did anyone else notice he called himself a looser with no class by posting that?
#194 to #78 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
You think that's real because...?
User avatar #63 - tealkangaroo (09/16/2015) [-]
our media is an absolute disgrace

The only two reputable channels are sbs and abc, probably because they don't rely on advertising and aren't owned by murdock press.

So many australians source stories from opinionated breakfast show pieces that they consider "news".

The majority of commercial channels are rubbish, and it effects the people that buy into their programming.

Though I fear for the day when the generation of kids that don't watch tv and get all their news and opinions from random web sources become voters
User avatar #130 to #63 - severepwner (09/16/2015) [-]
That may not be the best alternative, but it is infinitely more preferable than propaganda brainwashing on their TVs.
#193 to #63 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
TV outlets do little original reporting. Mostly they talk about stories other people have written. It's up to you to do the research themselves, because nobody wants to be an actual reporter anymore. Now people go into "reporting" or "news" to become minor celebrities.
User avatar #114 to #63 - valintina (09/16/2015) [-]
>Though I fear for the day when the generation of kids that don't watch tv and get all their news and opinions from random web sources become voters

Too late, we are already there bub.
User avatar #5 - Conemen (09/16/2015) [-]
not his real FB
User avatar #12 to #5 - yunoavailable (09/16/2015) [-]
basically the same though
#204 to #12 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
If that were true, a faggot wouldn't have to make a fake one.
User avatar #31 - donatelo (09/16/2015) [-]
i dont mind a republican or a conservative candidate, but i don't want trump even for a second, anyone who thinks he is a viable candidate either has a screw loose, is easily emotionally triggered, or is doing it as a joke.

the ideal candidate is one who is willing to work with the other party, regardless of affiliation. (won't ever happen though, both sides equally hate eachother and **** gets torn down and rebuilt as soon as one gets enough power).
#196 to #31 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
I don't know where people get this idea that an ideal candidate is "one who is willing to work with the other party". That's actually NOT the case. Our government was designed with a lot of breaks put in place. We WANT checks and balances. An ideal candidate is one who would say NO to all the stupid ideas that come out of Washington and try to push forward legislation that actually improved things a bit.

The best boss I've ever had I never really appreciated until he was gone. I always liked him as a person, but never understood what he did that was so great. He basically just did what we're already supposed to do, with little variation. When he was gone though, all his underlings were able to push through their stupid ideas about how to change things. The weak manager after him approved all sorts of dumb ideas. Finally I realized that the reason my former boss was so great was because he constantly said no to the idiots below him.
#61 to #31 - stalini (09/16/2015) [-]
>i dont mind a republican or a conservative candidate, but i don't want trump even for a second, anyone who does not think he is a viable candidate either has a screw loose, is easily emotionally triggered, or is doing it as a joke.
#52 to #31 - walmartysnextghost (09/16/2015) [-]
both parties make a ******* of money playing the other ones off as jackasses, when the other guy is no longer a bad guy all the power goes away
User avatar #55 to #31 - kibbleking (09/16/2015) [-]
If you're not voting for Donald you:
Are wrong
Only watch liberal news sites
Foreign
Work in TV
User avatar #74 to #55 - ronyx (09/16/2015) [-]
K
#94 to #55 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Don't forget:

Have an IQ above room temperature.
User avatar #126 to #94 - severepwner (09/16/2015) [-]
Arizona with no A/C. I win

*combusts into flames while laughing*
User avatar #157 to #94 - talldumbdork (09/16/2015) [-]
Celcius right? I hope so cuz I made the cut!
User avatar #44 to #31 - jrockjesse (09/16/2015) [-]
I would not vote for trump if I was hanging over a cliff and it would save my life.
I myself, and you can hate me for it, is bernie sanders.
User avatar #47 to #44 - paddypancake (09/16/2015) [-]
www.nbcnews.com/id/49701718/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/why-percent-americans-wont-vote/#.VflOexHtlBc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
2015 estimate : 321.605.012
60% Vote: 192.963.007,2
No need to read the sources, didn't read them either. Just picked out the above mentioned statistics (voting people count).
Now i don't agree with Trump either but i would argue that 1 Vote out of 192.963.007(,2) votes isn't really enough to bet your life on. I guess one could go into more detal like argueing about the probability of him getting the majority in your state but overall that is a heavy cost for a ridiculously small probabilty of pay-off.
#197 to #44 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
I wouldn't vote for Trump to save your life either. However I would vote for him because he has the best immigration policies of any of the viable candidates.
#84 to #31 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter for a second if a candidate is willing to work with the opposing party. Obama started out willing to offer just about any compromise the republicans asked for in order to reform our healthcare system. He even based his reform on a proposal from the Heritage Foundation, the premier Republican policy think tank. And from the day he was elected the Republicans refused, in complete lockstep, to even negotiate with him because they believed that denying him the appearance of bipartisan support would cause the public to turn against him. And to some extent it worked- they succeeded in making the most partisan republican voters hate him. But ultimately their policy of maximal opposition made them look completely unreasonable and they hurt themselves in the public eye, leading to Obama's reelection. And in terms of actually running the government they abandoned their responsibility leading to repeated brinksmanship over the budget, risking US credit rating, shutting down the government, and doing significant damage to the economy while failing to achieve any policy objective.

"The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president." -Senate (at the time) Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Not make the country better. Not compromise to move Obama's policies in a more conservative direction, as is the norm for a party acting as the loyal opposition. Just "burn it all down" as long as the democrats are in charge.
#200 to #84 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Making Obama a one-term president would have made the country better. Obama is one of the worst presidents at compromise in the history of the US. He would constantly make threats to work unilaterally and make an end run around Congress.
User avatar #171 to #31 - obviousxplains (09/16/2015) [-]
Carson is the perfect candidate
#53 - discobleach ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
#18 - donfailed (09/16/2015) [-]
If Hillary gets into office I'm guessing we're on the road to being Europe. If Trump gets in we're looking at Idiocracy IRL in a few years. At least we'll be able to have a laugh while ****** burning down.
User avatar #129 to #18 - dorfdorfdorf (09/16/2015) [-]
trump, kayne, terry crews. its perfect.
User avatar #99 to #18 - Lintutu (09/16/2015) [-]
what do you mean by "on the road to being Europe"?

i'm asking honestly
#122 to #99 - donfailed (09/16/2015) [-]
Maximum left wing. Mass, unregulated immigration, progressiveness being a foremost priority, stuff like that

I'm an amerifat so I honestly don't know too much about Europe, but what I've heard about the above isn't too good.
#203 to #99 - xnhhhlmurbeqpimlym (09/16/2015) [-]
Cheap health care, less religiousness, smaller military spending and healthier food. The horror!
User avatar #21 to #18 - dotafourlyfe (09/16/2015) [-]
Do you mean Europe pre immigration/debt crisis or after? I honestly don't understand why Americans would be against ************ Europe.
#39 to #21 - mustardbater (09/16/2015) [-]
Maybe because ************ Europe went on to become ******** Europe?

Remember that thing about learning from the mistakes of the past so you don't repeat them?
User avatar #57 to #39 - voltkills (09/16/2015) [-]
Well.
The us had a massive part in causing the recession
the US helped to destabilize the middle east, causing the immigration
in this economically linked world its stupid to think that the problems Europe faces are entirely its own fault.
#201 to #57 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
"Destabilize the Middle East", LOL!
User avatar #256 to #57 - mustardbater (09/17/2015) [-]
The U.S. pissed in an ocean of piss.
User avatar #23 to #21 - captainrattrap (09/16/2015) [-]
You want to know the real reason America hasn't adopted a european system?

The same reason we still buy coke, spend millions on (extremely common) diamonds, and drive gas-powered vehicles.

Corporations own our society and we can't get rid of them without violence so we just do what they say, and when they say socialism is bad we listen.
#215 to #23 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
That or we like our system, our system has let us do far more than Europe in the same amount of time. Europe style system doesn't work here for the same reason you can't build a skyscraper beyond a certain height, it would collapse under it's own weight. I wish libcucks would understand that they can try and make their own **** state into Europe but that can't work nationally, name one national program in the US that actually works. The way our system was designed was to create the smallest government ever, it has instead turned into the largest and this seems to escape people.
User avatar #258 to #215 - captainrattrap (09/17/2015) [-]
Our central government was supposed to be small. We're supposed to be the united STATES. That means our state governments act independently. However corporations prevent that.

When states try to ban certain products or corporate actions, corporations sue the states on the basis of federal law. Maine and Colorado could be socialist, but corporations want to only have to corrupt one government.
User avatar #82 to #23 - therealtjthemedic (09/16/2015) [-]
I still find it amazing when I hear an American say that socialism is extreme and communist. I've lived under socialism, and it's basically just normal life.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dotafourlyfe (09/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for reminding me how ****** this world is. I like to think there is a future where we can rid ourselves of this ever devouring consumer society, but i don't know if the transition from where we are today will ever be made. Inevitably though the pillars that maintain our way of life as it is will fall sometime in the near future, so guess we just wait and see what happens
User avatar #25 to #24 - captainrattrap (09/16/2015) [-]
My hope for humanity is that we achieve interplanetary colonization. That way, if we **** up one planet there will be other planets to choose from. I think it's possible.
User avatar #27 to #25 - dotafourlyfe (09/16/2015) [-]
It seems like a cool idea and might work in theory, but i doubt its possible to sustain human life outside our planet. Humans are extremely complex beings and there are so many factors that go towards securing our well being and having stable lives. You might think all you need is oxygen, energy, nutrition, water and solid ground under your feet. That may be enough for a plant or microorganisms, but i doubt it's that simple for humans.

It took billions of years before we evolved into the creatures we are today that are fully compatible with this earth. I imagine it would take a long long time before we could adapt to life outside our home planet.

Im just speculating though, don't have much to back this up. But if you look at astronauts who have spent some time in space, arriving back on earth they have several small illness. Not lifethreatening but not it's definitely not healthy over longer periods of time.
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainrattrap (09/16/2015) [-]
But that's a result of zero gravity conditions and lack of atmosphere. I think lifespans will likely be shorter, but all we need is 20-30 years per person right?
User avatar #29 to #28 - dotafourlyfe (09/16/2015) [-]
I guess, but that kind of thinking isn't very humanitarian. I agree though, if you had to chose between a short lifespan or extinction the choice becomes obvious.
User avatar #30 to #29 - captainrattrap (09/16/2015) [-]
ok my last hope for humanity is wrong. thanks.
User avatar #32 to #30 - dotafourlyfe (09/16/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to ruin your dreams
#34 to #32 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
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#45 to #34 - mewtastic (09/16/2015) [-]
I'm 90% sure I bring sauce: inkerton-kun.tumblr.com/
Although from what I can tell that's a sfw blog.
The artist has porn though
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User avatar #156 to #21 - billybeee (09/16/2015) [-]
trump will be assassinated if he gets elected, he'll do what he wants not what his superiors want
#22 to #21 - donfailed (09/16/2015) [-]
After. God knows everyone wanted to be Germany before all that happened.
User avatar #187 to #18 - atonial (09/16/2015) [-]
>Hilary

More like Sanders. People tend to forget is a literal ******* Socialist.
#207 to #187 - xnhhhlmurbeqpimlym (09/16/2015) [-]
I think that's why they like him actually.
#210 to #207 - atonial (09/16/2015) [-]
this is doubleplusungood.
User avatar #213 to #210 - sovngarde (09/16/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #70 - zombifier (09/16/2015) [-]
except thats a fake account
#158 - arkamedies (09/16/2015) [-]
are you ready for the great wall of trump?
#208 to #54 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
One can only hope.
User avatar #75 to #54 - bypass (09/16/2015) [-]
someone should post that comic to his Facebook page and get his reaction
#15 - kevintothemax ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #76 - twentyseconds (09/16/2015) [-]
>inb4 people think this is actually Donald trump's facebook account.

aw **** im to late.
#138 - sohisohi (09/16/2015) [-]
Assuming this is real, does anyone else see what I see?
#97 - Lintutu (09/16/2015) [-]
>Donald Trump
>class

and this guy is SERIOUSLY trying to be our next president? I hope he doesn't win, i weep for America if he does
User avatar #100 to #97 - alfrebecht (09/16/2015) [-]
I think you may have missed the joke.
User avatar #102 to #100 - Lintutu (09/16/2015) [-]
no i get the joke, but reality slapped me in the face when i was done laughing
User avatar #119 to #97 - mmfan (09/16/2015) [-]
I'm moving to canada if that ******* happens.
User avatar #216 to #119 - containlettersonly (09/16/2015) [-]
pls do.
#209 to #119 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Feel free to go now.
User avatar #160 to #119 - kentravyon (09/16/2015) [-]
Trust me with our election your not much better off, i'm terrified were going to be stuck with ******* Trudeau Not saying any of the other candidates are good, just lesser evils If he wins I have no idea what i'm going to do, my backup plan was England but now we have this refugee crisis
#244 to #160 - mmfan (09/16/2015) [-]
**mmfan used "*roll picture*"**
**mmfan rolled image**But... multiple parties, a prime minister elected by the cabinet and complete dissolution of said cabinet when a proposed bill is shot down. I went to high school in Vancouver and I just found everything to be...better. I'd move sooner but I'm working on my AA right now.
User avatar #177 to #160 - shyyguy (09/16/2015) [-]
How about Belize or Israel?
#230 - greenjacketcs (09/16/2015) [-]
Reminded me of this
User avatar #232 to #230 - nITE (09/16/2015) [-]
I won't be saying no to the guy who made my childhood.
#167 - korten ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
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