No anons today!. . twinkle twinkle little prick you have a really tiny dick stop shaming girls for who they screw just because it isn' t you pre‘ acurate: I can
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No anons today!

twinkle twinkle little prick
you have a really tiny dick
stop shaming girls for who they
screw
just because it isn' t you
pre‘ acurate:
I can' t hang out tomorrow I' m too
busy doing nothing alone sorry
simmer
lfl ever see you guys in real the
I' m screaming your URL as loud
as I can
I dare you.
one time this kid sneezed in
class and i said "goodnight"
basically my social skills
i seriously laughed at this for like 3
years
it' s kinda funny how when you
get older you start to enjoy the
things you hated as a kid like
taking naps and getting
spanked
the second one was kind of
unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
I can hear my brother have sex with
his girlfriend next door and there is
just a lot of bed creaking and I just
heard her say 'Are you even trying?'
and I laughed so hard my brother
came into the room to tell me to ****
off
taillow:
is that a knife in your pocket or are
you just happy to yeah **** he' s got
a knife everyone run
my grandpa has a date tonight
and hes really old and in a
wheelchair and has to drag
around this breathing machine but
hes just sitting there waiting for
the hospice shuttle to take him to
pick up his date and he looks
SUPER EXCITED and its the cutest
thing Ne ever seen
update he came home and i asked
him how it went and he said, "i
should have taken an extra tank of
oxygen because she took my
BREATH AWAY"
today i accidentally dropped my
pencil and when i reached down to
get it i had this really awkward hand
touch with a guy that was going to
pick it up for me and he goes "oh i
see how it is" with a flirty face and i
panicked so i Just blurted 'Tm a
lesbian" and then he got really quiet
glammetal:
so i came up with a joke the other
day while i was showering
and it' s quite possibly the dumbest
thing We ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes
out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was
wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends
a man sued for walking around town
in his underwear. it was a brief
case.
when i was in tth grade a boy liked
me but i thought he was annoying,
so on the playground he tried to ask
me to be his girlfriend and i said no
and I had to think of an excuse so i
started hugging a tree and i told him
the tree was my boyfriend. then later
i saw him kicking the tree and i felt
kinda bad
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR
TO CATCH T IN MY MOUTH
BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND
HYTHE CHUNG AND THERE
WAS A SPIDER THERE AND
THE SPIDER FELL AND SO
DID THE GRAPE AND THEY
BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE
AND I STILL HAVEN' T
STOPPED SCREAMING
I we the first line in my head in
an tune clean me maybe tut so
stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that on
and now they' re on my has
I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR
CRASH JUST NOW MY LAST
WORDS WOULD' BEEN "THAT
CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DICK."
STOP REBLOGGING THIS YOU
ASSHOLES I COULD’ DIED
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this you KIDDING
ME " BEEN
STRUGGLING WITH
THIS SINCE I we
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ttritty not
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WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
may
WHAT ABOUT
one time this guy was hitting on me
and he said 'Tm loving the whole
blonds hair, blue eyes thing" and I
said "so did hitler" I literally said that
to a person
my Junie insect is ill! tty because " name ls actually
what , 6003
so out a use
an yes. the elusive use known or owing
you have not
experienced true panic
until you come face to
face with an
overflowing toilet
at a friend' s house
During a fancy party.
And that' s the only bathroom.
And there' s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys
spawn from
true self control is waiting until
the movie starts to eat your
popcorn
why would the movie eat my
popcorn
Mele,
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Submitted: 06/08/2014
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#12 - acedannyk (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years"
#38 - payseht ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
a joke I thought of while watching a show   
a pregnant lady fell down the stairs   
my brain went "How to lose a baby in 10 easy steps"
a joke I thought of while watching a show
a pregnant lady fell down the stairs
my brain went "How to lose a baby in 10 easy steps"
#4 - pieliker (06/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A man is being sued by a family who's father was brutally murdered by a man with his luggage. It was a briefcase.
User avatar #44 - ieatbengay (06/09/2014) [-]
these cringe comps are getting better and better
#2 - kseforlife (06/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
If they didn't want people reblogging it then why the hell would they post it?

Tumblr logic
#19 - popnotes (06/09/2014) [-]
The vast majority of these were cringey as **** but the "brief case" one actually got to me.
User avatar #6 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I always get halfway through Tumblr comps and get depressed because I've just read half a Tumblr comp
#46 - shakalakaboomboom (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Not if you pick the Wings off
User avatar #49 to #46 - hargleblarg (06/09/2014) [-]
But then it becomes a walk.
User avatar #13 - tittylovin (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tumblr hates men almost as much as I hate tumblr.
#26 - bluerangermartin (06/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love how the cunts are so adamant about the whole "IM PEAR SHAPED AND BEAUTIFUL" idea but they constantly use "little dick" as a way to try look down on every man.. Even if they haven't met them.

In truth, what guy shames a girl for having sex lots? it just doesn't happen. You know who does shame women for having sex? Other women.
#3 - remnai (06/08/2014) [-]
I hoped to god that I wouldn't find any iFunny content on this website.
I hoped to god that I wouldn't find any iFunny content on this website.
#37 - weenieandthebutt (06/09/2014) [-]
Just that first one: I thought slut-shaming and body-shaming was sooooo wrong yet, it's okay to shame guys for their lack of sex and to point out that they have a small dick.
Just that first one: I thought slut-shaming and body-shaming was sooooo wrong yet, it's okay to shame guys for their lack of sex and to point out that they have a small dick.
#60 - maestroxevous (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I admit, I chuckled at a few.    
 Also now I finally know how to spell grey/gray/grehy
Yeah, I admit, I chuckled at a few.
Also now I finally know how to spell grey/gray/grehy
#1 - ocmakerawesomeking (06/08/2014) [-]
ah yes. the elusive oxygen thief. Interpol has been looking everywhere for her.
#84 - ridivey (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like seeing retarded tumblr posts on funnyjunk
User avatar #14 - YllekNayr ONLINE (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The only one amusing was the last one
#58 - fourchinsbrah (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - acoustic (06/09/2014) [-]
TYPING LIKE THIS DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK FUNNY OR CUTE OR ANYTHING IT IS JUST REALLY ANNOYING TO READ BECAUSE OF RUN ON SENTENCES AND YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY MUST BE BROKEN.
#32 - numbmind (06/09/2014) [-]
My face while reading this...
My face while reading this...
User avatar #71 - Cammeh (06/09/2014) [-]
I made up a joke, but it probably already exists because it's so simple...

What do you call an octopus in a toilet stall?

Occupied.
please don't hate me
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