No Homo. It's only gay if the balls touch... >go to LGBT convention >wait until they are all gathered for a conference in a main room all together >sneak my way to the stage dropping dildos and bo
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No Homo

It's only gay if the balls touch.

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Submitted: 06/16/2014
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#3 - mattdoggy (06/17/2014) [+] (26 replies)
>go to LGBT convention   
>wait until they are all gathered for a conference in a main room all together   
>sneak my way to the stage dropping dildos and boob balloons to throw the faggots off my trail   
>i make my way to the mike and point at the crowd with both hands   
>"NO HOMO"   
>They are all shocked   
>with one shortly uttered phrase they are all cured of their stupid made up disease and all have to be normal and straight again   
>Obama and Putin both give me spec ops squads for me to command    
>i arm them with the secret phrase and send them out on hit missions   
>one by one the faggots disappear off of the gaydar   
>eventually Earth is free of the filthy fudge packers and the aliens come down to give us perfect technology because we are pure now   
   
 any ways i can make this more offensive?
>go to LGBT convention
>wait until they are all gathered for a conference in a main room all together
>sneak my way to the stage dropping dildos and boob balloons to throw the faggots off my trail
>i make my way to the mike and point at the crowd with both hands
>"NO HOMO"
>They are all shocked
>with one shortly uttered phrase they are all cured of their stupid made up disease and all have to be normal and straight again
>Obama and Putin both give me spec ops squads for me to command
>i arm them with the secret phrase and send them out on hit missions
>one by one the faggots disappear off of the gaydar
>eventually Earth is free of the filthy fudge packers and the aliens come down to give us perfect technology because we are pure now

any ways i can make this more offensive?
#2 - evilhomer (06/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Somewhat related?
#13 - hakurai (06/17/2014) [+] (11 replies)
**hakurai rolled image** I'd go gay for this guy.
#1 - roosterking (06/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#28 - wheresthefudge (06/17/2014) [-]
You know why I don't believe in lesbians?   
Because it's not gay if the balls aren't touching.
You know why I don't believe in lesbians?
Because it's not gay if the balls aren't touching.
#27 - warlockrichard (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#11 - halathehuntress (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**halathehuntress rolled image** Why I'm gay.
User avatar #12 to #11 - halathehuntress (06/17/2014) [-]
Realising this is totally legit cause I'm a girl. I really hate Caillou.
User avatar #9 - konradkurze (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Scary Movie "I Ain't Gay"
User avatar #54 - Ottovan (06/17/2014) [-]
I think my roommate is gay.... His dick tastes like **** ....
#61 - mathmanchris (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Remember: It's only gay if you push back.
Remember: It's only gay if you push back.
User avatar #63 to #61 - naughtydiglett (06/17/2014) [-]
I was gonna' say the same thing god damn it!
User avatar #29 - froggets (06/17/2014) [-]
Not gay untill the balls touch!
#22 - thesweetscientist ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
This happend to me once.

******* faggot thought I was gay after I sucked him off, even though I said "No homo" before I did it.
User avatar #56 - imagnetsux (06/17/2014) [-]
its also not gay if you're robots.
#53 - Womens Study Major (06/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** this is gay
User avatar #52 - nachoiscool (06/17/2014) [-]
what comic is this from?
User avatar #47 - taylosaurus (06/17/2014) [-]
`wut
#34 - helion (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**helion rolled image** my gay lover
User avatar #25 - AllanLancebricole (06/17/2014) [-]
"If there are no girls, it's not gay" (A friend of mine)
#17 - givememoarpony (06/17/2014) [-]
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